Kevin Petker - Combat Philosopher - ☝️✌️🖐️
@kevinpetker.bsky.social
Writer, Troubleshooter, Storyteller, Game Designer, Evil Genius, Editor, Dad, Comic, Ace. (they/them) Currently working on #PrincessWorld 👑 and #TheWardRPG 🩺.
https://kpetker.itch.io
Tactical Comedy Specialist
https://www.youtube.com/@KevinPetker01
https://kpetker.itch.io
Tactical Comedy Specialist
https://www.youtube.com/@KevinPetker01
July 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Together...
July 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Together...
June 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It's planting time! Farm and garden #ttrpg bundle is live!
itch.io/b/3073/farm-...
#IndieGames #GameDesign #Itchio
itch.io/b/3073/farm-...
#IndieGames #GameDesign #Itchio
June 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It's planting time! Farm and garden #ttrpg bundle is live!
itch.io/b/3073/farm-...
#IndieGames #GameDesign #Itchio
itch.io/b/3073/farm-...
#IndieGames #GameDesign #Itchio
This was fun to do!
I'm a "Gardener/Slayer" from this. *laugh*
But I'm practically right in the middle, with slightly higher values in social and creative.
Good survey!
I'm a "Gardener/Slayer" from this. *laugh*
But I'm practically right in the middle, with slightly higher values in social and creative.
Good survey!
May 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This was fun to do!
I'm a "Gardener/Slayer" from this. *laugh*
But I'm practically right in the middle, with slightly higher values in social and creative.
Good survey!
I'm a "Gardener/Slayer" from this. *laugh*
But I'm practically right in the middle, with slightly higher values in social and creative.
Good survey!
I think they wield the Time-Knife...
April 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I think they wield the Time-Knife...
Booked for a #StandUpComedy show in February.
Kind of took January off to recharge the old batteries.
If you're in Montreal, you'll know where to find me on February 13th!
Kind of took January off to recharge the old batteries.
If you're in Montreal, you'll know where to find me on February 13th!
February 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Booked for a #StandUpComedy show in February.
Kind of took January off to recharge the old batteries.
If you're in Montreal, you'll know where to find me on February 13th!
Kind of took January off to recharge the old batteries.
If you're in Montreal, you'll know where to find me on February 13th!
Your dreams are intruding into reality again Alice; also, that one ends with "and one leg at night."
January 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Your dreams are intruding into reality again Alice; also, that one ends with "and one leg at night."
This is Luckiseven, he is Charbon's "little" brother; he was the runt of the litter, but he is now only small in his self-conception. Sometimes we, ironically, call him The Little Man.
He understands that Charbon and the humans play games, he does not always understand the games.
But he does try.
He understands that Charbon and the humans play games, he does not always understand the games.
But he does try.
January 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This is Luckiseven, he is Charbon's "little" brother; he was the runt of the litter, but he is now only small in his self-conception. Sometimes we, ironically, call him The Little Man.
He understands that Charbon and the humans play games, he does not always understand the games.
But he does try.
He understands that Charbon and the humans play games, he does not always understand the games.
But he does try.
This is Charbon de Bois, also know, among many others, as Bonnie.
She is two years old and very smart.
She has taught her favorite human to play a game called, "Where am I?"
She finds an interesting place to partially hide and then chirps "Where am I?" and her human must find here.
If they can't
She is two years old and very smart.
She has taught her favorite human to play a game called, "Where am I?"
She finds an interesting place to partially hide and then chirps "Where am I?" and her human must find here.
If they can't
January 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This is Charbon de Bois, also know, among many others, as Bonnie.
She is two years old and very smart.
She has taught her favorite human to play a game called, "Where am I?"
She finds an interesting place to partially hide and then chirps "Where am I?" and her human must find here.
If they can't
She is two years old and very smart.
She has taught her favorite human to play a game called, "Where am I?"
She finds an interesting place to partially hide and then chirps "Where am I?" and her human must find here.
If they can't
We can hope, we really can hope!
December 7, 2024 at 10:02 PM
We can hope, we really can hope!
Well, I gotta say, this is both a subtle and effective way to teach your children the proper respect for authority...
December 6, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Well, I gotta say, this is both a subtle and effective way to teach your children the proper respect for authority...
There's no crying... there's no crying in foosball!
October 22, 2024 at 2:36 AM
There's no crying... there's no crying in foosball!
The Twitter algo just served this up to me:
October 17, 2024 at 8:05 PM
The Twitter algo just served this up to me:
Hey #ttrpg folks!
That's one month of ZERO sales. *sigh*
Sure, I haven't been doing much promo lately, but, somehow, "new views" counts are still consistent.
With reddit, which I don't really post gaming stuff to, being the biggest referrer; a mystery.
Also feels hopeless.
That's one month of ZERO sales. *sigh*
Sure, I haven't been doing much promo lately, but, somehow, "new views" counts are still consistent.
With reddit, which I don't really post gaming stuff to, being the biggest referrer; a mystery.
Also feels hopeless.
April 30, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Hey #ttrpg folks!
That's one month of ZERO sales. *sigh*
Sure, I haven't been doing much promo lately, but, somehow, "new views" counts are still consistent.
With reddit, which I don't really post gaming stuff to, being the biggest referrer; a mystery.
Also feels hopeless.
That's one month of ZERO sales. *sigh*
Sure, I haven't been doing much promo lately, but, somehow, "new views" counts are still consistent.
With reddit, which I don't really post gaming stuff to, being the biggest referrer; a mystery.
Also feels hopeless.
Home alone for a few days and I decided to treat myself to a homemade #brunch for #Wednesday.
#Shakshouka is one of my favorite morning meals!
#Food #Eggs #Breakfast
#Shakshouka is one of my favorite morning meals!
#Food #Eggs #Breakfast
March 6, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Home alone for a few days and I decided to treat myself to a homemade #brunch for #Wednesday.
#Shakshouka is one of my favorite morning meals!
#Food #Eggs #Breakfast
#Shakshouka is one of my favorite morning meals!
#Food #Eggs #Breakfast
February 27, 2024 at 10:35 PM
February 20, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I first heard it as "Eris" and I was, that's brazen, I like it!
Then I read it was "Eras" and was a little disappointed.
Then I saw how certain people are reacting and thought, "Well played, Goddess, well played!"
Then I read it was "Eras" and was a little disappointed.
Then I saw how certain people are reacting and thought, "Well played, Goddess, well played!"
February 8, 2024 at 12:34 PM
I first heard it as "Eris" and I was, that's brazen, I like it!
Then I read it was "Eras" and was a little disappointed.
Then I saw how certain people are reacting and thought, "Well played, Goddess, well played!"
Then I read it was "Eras" and was a little disappointed.
Then I saw how certain people are reacting and thought, "Well played, Goddess, well played!"
CW: food
Ah, it formed a heart!
Happy holidays to everyone and to all a grand feast!
Ah, it formed a heart!
Happy holidays to everyone and to all a grand feast!
December 24, 2023 at 11:56 AM
CW: food
Ah, it formed a heart!
Happy holidays to everyone and to all a grand feast!
Ah, it formed a heart!
Happy holidays to everyone and to all a grand feast!
CW: alcohol
We couldn't find any last minute crème de cacao, so I present to you the Arctic Grasshopper.
(Basically 2 parts crème de menthe, instead of 1 part, and then 1 part crème de cacao, and then 1 part heavy cream)
Tumbler is rimmed (HEY NOW!) with marshmallow fluff and powdered candy cane.
We couldn't find any last minute crème de cacao, so I present to you the Arctic Grasshopper.
(Basically 2 parts crème de menthe, instead of 1 part, and then 1 part crème de cacao, and then 1 part heavy cream)
Tumbler is rimmed (HEY NOW!) with marshmallow fluff and powdered candy cane.
December 24, 2023 at 10:57 AM
CW: alcohol
We couldn't find any last minute crème de cacao, so I present to you the Arctic Grasshopper.
(Basically 2 parts crème de menthe, instead of 1 part, and then 1 part crème de cacao, and then 1 part heavy cream)
Tumbler is rimmed (HEY NOW!) with marshmallow fluff and powdered candy cane.
We couldn't find any last minute crème de cacao, so I present to you the Arctic Grasshopper.
(Basically 2 parts crème de menthe, instead of 1 part, and then 1 part crème de cacao, and then 1 part heavy cream)
Tumbler is rimmed (HEY NOW!) with marshmallow fluff and powdered candy cane.