Kevin Koljack
kevinkoljack.bsky.social
Kevin Koljack
@kevinkoljack.bsky.social
Dad, aspiring writer, world-champion kickboxer, Harvard JD, and okay lookin fella in the right light. Black List 9 | 2X AFF SF | Page SF | Roadmap GPS Finalist.
I feel like we may not be able to trust those Iranian military tweets…
June 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
At the end of the third. Let’s just hope…

#Thunderup
June 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Reporting from the front lines of LA. A city consumed by chaos.
June 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Took a couple days off and got back at it today with legs/abs and a bike ride.
May 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Shorter workout means faster run. Slowly climbing towards the goal.
May 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Just a little bike ride today. Evanescence was on the playlist, so I channeled Sully and punched a pigeon.
May 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I think this is a good example of how going scorched earth on something can often lead to the earth actually being scorched. The limitation is extreme, but so was the likely catalyst.
May 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Woke up early again, so I got a full arm and abs workout with a run. Stumbled at the end, but still finished with a solid time.
May 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Solid leg workout and bike this morning. Jess King def has the best metal playlists.
May 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Longer workout meant shorter and slower run today. I let @davidwalesnm.bsky.social get in my head about beefing up.
May 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Forgot to take a picture until after, but I did a leg workout and some biking today!
May 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Woke up early so I got a full workout in today. Getting faster as I get back into it. A long way to go, but progress is progress.
May 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Leg workout followed by a Peloton ride with my favorite instructor #CharlotteWeidenbach. I feel like she doesn’t talk down to me but also inspires with intensity without being creepy.
April 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Woke up late, so just a brief workout and shortened run, but it’s something!
April 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Yet another middling run through the mountains of Paradise Valley, AZ. I may not be getting any faster, but I am getting more tired, so at least there’s that. Scenery is great though.
April 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Keeping the exercise momentum going with a run through the mountains in Paradise Valley, AZ! I promise this is the last time I bug you with my workouts, @leahfromsd.bsky.social.
April 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Workout inspired by @leahfromsd.bsky.social!

I don’t know if you can tell from my beat red, sweat-drenched face or wild hair, but the pic is from after the run.
April 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Tonight’s selection.
April 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Why yes, I do have a toddler. How could you tell?
April 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
But have you tried turning the chart upside down?
April 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Not even Twitter knows what the hell is going on with this Presidential Address to Congress!
March 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Clearly trying to figure out if the photographer would tattle on him for pulling out his flask.
January 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Wait until this chode finds out about Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, and Donald Trump!

Wait, he knows? And he doesn’t care? How is that possible? Ohhhhhh, I see…
January 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Making new friends in the new year.
January 1, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Gaetz giving real Andy Bernard vibes.
December 24, 2024 at 2:16 AM