“This where y’all go to school? This is bad ass!”

We know Blake Shelton, we know.

That feeling when your kid leaves for college after a summer at home.

🎶He’s an American Pope
He’s an American Pope
He’s coming to your town
He’ll shower blessings down
He’s an American Pope🎶

🎶So we picked a Pope
And blew some smoke
Saying, “Let them pontiffs roll, 10-4”
‘Cuz we got a big ol’ conclave, voting through the night…🎶”

Siri, show me art #Marchmadness

The referees informing us of a rule stating they can award a touchdown for tomfoolery is setting us up for Mahomes being awarded a touchdown for “just because” later today. #NFL

The AP has the chance to do the funniest thing ever and declare Michigan the national champion. #CFPNationalChampionship

If you didn’t feel old enough today (and I already did), I’ll have you know that Winnie Cooper turned 50 yesterday. #IYKYK