Kevin Kessler
kevinkessler.bsky.social
Kevin Kessler
@kevinkessler.bsky.social
“This where y’all go to school? This is bad ass!”

We know Blake Shelton, we know.
August 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
That feeling when your kid leaves for college after a summer at home.
a man is standing on a rug in a living room with stairs .
ALT: a man is standing on a rug in a living room with stairs .
media.tenor.com
August 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
🎶He’s an American Pope
He’s an American Pope
He’s coming to your town
He’ll shower blessings down
He’s an American Pope🎶
May 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Reposted by Kevin Kessler
🎶So we picked a Pope
And blew some smoke
Saying, “Let them pontiffs roll, 10-4”
‘Cuz we got a big ol’ conclave, voting through the night…🎶”
May 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Siri, show me art #Marchmadness
April 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The referees informing us of a rule stating they can award a touchdown for tomfoolery is setting us up for Mahomes being awarded a touchdown for “just because” later today. #NFL
January 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The AP has the chance to do the funniest thing ever and declare Michigan the national champion. #CFPNationalChampionship
January 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
If you didn’t feel old enough today (and I already did), I’ll have you know that Winnie Cooper turned 50 yesterday. #IYKYK
January 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM