not to body shame but elon has the look of someone whose body tissues collapsed and decompressed by surfacing too quickly from the fiery pits of hell. blobfish energy.

Mufasa really thought Scar was going to save him 🥺

I think I might throw up if I experience the *buzz* *buzz* beeeep of Apple Pay again

A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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using my first b sky tweet to say: please add a group chat feature for dm's🥹🙏🏽

this is nice and all but it’s just — the funny people aren’t here yet 😔

Spotted on the subway: