Have you ever noticed that people dressed better in the past? Even in the summer, when it was scorching hot?

Why is this? 🧵

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I'll tell you about turtlenecks. 🧵

New Blondie album next year btw

I interviewed booking agents, tour managers, and other experts about the Black Keys debacle and why some high-profile arena tours are struggling to sell tickets right now. New piece for Stereogum:

Today, for seasonal reasons, I am wearing the only shirt of mine with a rabbit on it. Some of you may remember it from an earlier time where someone was being a persistent jerk to me and I turned it into a fundraiser for various organizations counteracting various bigotries. Those were the days!

Merrill (Margaret) Reed, Lou Reed and the family dog, Seymoure (1971)

i got an indoor smoker yesterday and the last 12 hours are the most fun i've ever had outside the times i've been on hardcore painkillers

The best thing about being unemployed is that I had a dream about a nonexistent right wing comedy event and I had the time to make the flyer exactly according to the specifications of the dream

Today’s bake for brother’s 40th. I believe I have outdone myself.

About a year ago I decided to liven things up by adding candy eyes to chocolate-dipped strawberries because I thought that would make them more fun