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Volt Forge is like, easily top 5 METROID locations ever. The heavy metal art direction, the puzzles, the fucking GUITAR SHREDDING MUSIC, the fact that it’s an alien factory for BADASS MOTORCYCLES.
December 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Volt Forge is like, easily top 5 METROID locations ever. The heavy metal art direction, the puzzles, the fucking GUITAR SHREDDING MUSIC, the fact that it’s an alien factory for BADASS MOTORCYCLES.
She’s so fucking cool
December 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
She’s so fucking cool
Basically every big corporate merger is gonna end us up like this
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Basically every big corporate merger is gonna end us up like this
OH MY GOD THE NEW SUIT IS SO FUCKING COOL
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
OH MY GOD THE NEW SUIT IS SO FUCKING COOL
Good lord, METROID PRIME 4 is stunning. Every level and room is so packed with granular detail and gorgeous art direction. On Switch 2, it’s probably the best looking first party Nintendo game ever?
December 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Good lord, METROID PRIME 4 is stunning. Every level and room is so packed with granular detail and gorgeous art direction. On Switch 2, it’s probably the best looking first party Nintendo game ever?
I’ve been waiting 20 years for this moment
December 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I’ve been waiting 20 years for this moment
Margot Robbie right now:
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Margot Robbie right now:
Dems when asked to be a serious political party
November 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Dems when asked to be a serious political party
Jeffries: “Can you imagine a world without billionaires?”
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Jeffries: “Can you imagine a world without billionaires?”
Hakeem Jeffries: “Can you imagine a world without corporate donor control?”
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Hakeem Jeffries: “Can you imagine a world without corporate donor control?”
It’s Metroid Month
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 AM
It’s Metroid Month
I would die for him
November 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I would die for him
That’s a wrap on METROID PRIME REMASTERED. Still an all-timer 23 years later.
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
That’s a wrap on METROID PRIME REMASTERED. Still an all-timer 23 years later.
Six days left until the 20 year wait is over
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Six days left until the 20 year wait is over
Sometimes you’ll get posts from him written by Stephen Miller that are like “I am claiming all this extrajudicial power based on very vague and scary sounding legal terms!” and then President Pedo Peepaw gets his phone back and posts stuff like this
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Sometimes you’ll get posts from him written by Stephen Miller that are like “I am claiming all this extrajudicial power based on very vague and scary sounding legal terms!” and then President Pedo Peepaw gets his phone back and posts stuff like this
METROID DREAD Samus was on some Doomslayer levels of unhinged bloodlust
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
METROID DREAD Samus was on some Doomslayer levels of unhinged bloodlust
The Samus of METROID PRIME vs the Samus of METROID DREAD
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The Samus of METROID PRIME vs the Samus of METROID DREAD
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
Fucccckkkkkk he’s so cool
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Fucccckkkkkk he’s so cool
Entirely too many people in this country who refuse to be told a stove is hot, they have to get third degree burns to believe it, and then they get mad at you for saying you warned them.
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Entirely too many people in this country who refuse to be told a stove is hot, they have to get third degree burns to believe it, and then they get mad at you for saying you warned them.