NBA should be like “we were going to suspend Stewart for a crazy amount of games for coming off the bench and fighting, but then we saw who he was going after and decided ‘fair play’ and 'FAFO’”

Football is soccer now, and hence, everything is football

My phone thought it made sense that the second word I was looking for on an item to put on my list was “cheese” which is all well and good, cheese is great, but the first word I wrote was “flushable” so that is just hilarious

Toe touched first, boys, that is a TOUCHDOWN

HAPPY NEW CHRISTMAS AND A MERRY NEW YEAR

Stephen Miller = Naziferatu

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Trump is actively ruining this Lions game and nobody but NOBODY in my family is what you’d call happy

“Sauvage” by Dior does not smell worth 200 dollars a bottle and also I am not interested in putting on or near my body anything associated with Johnny Depp, thanks.

“Acqua di Gioia” by Armani on the other hand is maybe worth at least rubbing the thing they mail a sample to you on your clothing.

Thanks David Samson for jinxing the Motor City Kitties into almost certainly throwing this series after highlighting how the team that’s won the first hasn’t lost the series since the 2022 change. as if we didn’t have enough problems already, sheesh. Also, best wishes to you and family, sincerely.

Feel like Jimmy Kimmel is owed at the very very least one more “Weekly Tribute to the FCC”. All I’m saying.

Stop talking to me about Aaron Rodgers, people. Got real things I’m thinking about.

If enough people tag it enough times in Google Maps we can rename it the Gulf of Your Mom