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I am kettlekat. This is my Bluesky, you’re just living in it.
NBA should be like “we were going to suspend Stewart for a crazy amount of games for coming off the bench and fighting, but then we saw who he was going after and decided ‘fair play’ and 'FAFO’”
February 10, 2026 at 3:15 PM
NBA should be like “we were going to suspend Stewart for a crazy amount of games for coming off the bench and fighting, but then we saw who he was going after and decided ‘fair play’ and 'FAFO’”
Football is soccer now, and hence, everything is football
February 9, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Football is soccer now, and hence, everything is football
My phone thought it made sense that the second word I was looking for on an item to put on my list was “cheese” which is all well and good, cheese is great, but the first word I wrote was “flushable” so that is just hilarious
January 15, 2026 at 2:43 PM
My phone thought it made sense that the second word I was looking for on an item to put on my list was “cheese” which is all well and good, cheese is great, but the first word I wrote was “flushable” so that is just hilarious
Go blue and stay blue
December 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Go blue and stay blue
Toe touched first, boys, that is a TOUCHDOWN
December 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Toe touched first, boys, that is a TOUCHDOWN
HAPPY NEW CHRISTMAS AND A MERRY NEW YEAR
December 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
HAPPY NEW CHRISTMAS AND A MERRY NEW YEAR
Stephen Miller Cites Children of Immigrants as a Problem
www.nytimes.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Trump is actively ruining this Lions game and nobody but NOBODY in my family is what you’d call happy
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Trump is actively ruining this Lions game and nobody but NOBODY in my family is what you’d call happy
Fly birdies, fly
October 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Fly birdies, fly
Uh oh here he comes again!
October 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Uh oh here he comes again!
“Sauvage” by Dior does not smell worth 200 dollars a bottle and also I am not interested in putting on or near my body anything associated with Johnny Depp, thanks.
“Acqua di Gioia” by Armani on the other hand is maybe worth at least rubbing the thing they mail a sample to you on your clothing.
“Acqua di Gioia” by Armani on the other hand is maybe worth at least rubbing the thing they mail a sample to you on your clothing.
October 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
“Sauvage” by Dior does not smell worth 200 dollars a bottle and also I am not interested in putting on or near my body anything associated with Johnny Depp, thanks.
“Acqua di Gioia” by Armani on the other hand is maybe worth at least rubbing the thing they mail a sample to you on your clothing.
“Acqua di Gioia” by Armani on the other hand is maybe worth at least rubbing the thing they mail a sample to you on your clothing.
Thanks David Samson for jinxing the Motor City Kitties into almost certainly throwing this series after highlighting how the team that’s won the first hasn’t lost the series since the 2022 change. as if we didn’t have enough problems already, sheesh. Also, best wishes to you and family, sincerely.
October 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Thanks David Samson for jinxing the Motor City Kitties into almost certainly throwing this series after highlighting how the team that’s won the first hasn’t lost the series since the 2022 change. as if we didn’t have enough problems already, sheesh. Also, best wishes to you and family, sincerely.
Feel like Jimmy Kimmel is owed at the very very least one more “Weekly Tribute to the FCC”. All I’m saying.
September 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Feel like Jimmy Kimmel is owed at the very very least one more “Weekly Tribute to the FCC”. All I’m saying.
This shit fkn suuuucks
April 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This shit fkn suuuucks
Stop talking to me about Aaron Rodgers, people. Got real things I’m thinking about.
February 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Stop talking to me about Aaron Rodgers, people. Got real things I’m thinking about.
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If enough people tag it enough times in Google Maps we can rename it the Gulf of Your Mom
February 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
If enough people tag it enough times in Google Maps we can rename it the Gulf of Your Mom
