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Liberals cannot stay on message
October 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Liberals cannot stay on message
Why do Brits say “zed” for Z but not “ved” for V?
October 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Why do Brits say “zed” for Z but not “ved” for V?
Who decided to call it the Neural Band and not the Meta Carpal?
October 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Who decided to call it the Neural Band and not the Meta Carpal?
I don’t think people realize how badly catching a bullet in their teeth will ruin their enamel.
August 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I don’t think people realize how badly catching a bullet in their teeth will ruin their enamel.
Should we have a Secretary of Health and Human Services who doesn’t know to wear a hat on sunny days?
May 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Should we have a Secretary of Health and Human Services who doesn’t know to wear a hat on sunny days?
Do you know how hard it usually is to get from the US to South Sudan?
May 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Do you know how hard it usually is to get from the US to South Sudan?
The part of “Idiocracy” that holds up worst is the optimism that it would take 500 years to get there.
May 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The part of “Idiocracy” that holds up worst is the optimism that it would take 500 years to get there.
Employers trying to get workers back into the office have the same energy as department stores trying to get shoppers to go to the mall again.
April 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Employers trying to get workers back into the office have the same energy as department stores trying to get shoppers to go to the mall again.
“just because the clown car goes very fast does not mean it isn’t full of clowns”
Really captures this moment
Really captures this moment
the speed at which these guys have broken everything has given a lot of folks who should know better the impression that they are an unstoppable force and the only option is to negotiate the terms of surrender
just because the clown car goes very fast does not mean it isn’t full of clowns
just because the clown car goes very fast does not mean it isn’t full of clowns
Whatever the immediate fallout of the scandal, what is going to stick around is the impression it gives, of hapless idiots doing ridiculous things. And I think that seriously reduces the appeal of capitulating to these jokers.
April 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
“just because the clown car goes very fast does not mean it isn’t full of clowns”
Really captures this moment
Really captures this moment
Free slogan for the 2028 Democratic presidential nominee: CTRL-Z
April 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Free slogan for the 2028 Democratic presidential nominee: CTRL-Z
90s media was obsessed with multiple personality disorder.
February 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
90s media was obsessed with multiple personality disorder.
Hollywood is where car doors and picnic tables are bulletproof but chains and locks are not.
February 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hollywood is where car doors and picnic tables are bulletproof but chains and locks are not.
The people who think diversity is bad are also the people who think Jesus was white.
January 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
The people who think diversity is bad are also the people who think Jesus was white.
It’s weird to me how bad people are at explaining federated social networks. It’s not complicated. It’s like email or SMS. Different people use different providers but can still communicate with each other.
January 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
It’s weird to me how bad people are at explaining federated social networks. It’s not complicated. It’s like email or SMS. Different people use different providers but can still communicate with each other.
Trump is using Fox News like it’s QVC for Cabinet picks
November 21, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Trump is using Fox News like it’s QVC for Cabinet picks
“skeet” is a dumb word. We should just stick with “tweet.” Twitter doesn’t own it.
November 19, 2024 at 5:02 PM
“skeet” is a dumb word. We should just stick with “tweet.” Twitter doesn’t own it.
Weird Al should produce mainstream music under the name Norm Al.
October 5, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Weird Al should produce mainstream music under the name Norm Al.
The first time you practice something is a hearsal.
October 5, 2024 at 1:41 AM
The first time you practice something is a hearsal.
The 2024 election is a choice between your crazy uncle and your cool aunt*
(obviously on the other side of the family)
(obviously on the other side of the family)
September 12, 2024 at 1:21 PM
The 2024 election is a choice between your crazy uncle and your cool aunt*
(obviously on the other side of the family)
(obviously on the other side of the family)
There should be a 16x100m relay. It would be total chaos.
August 10, 2024 at 3:04 AM
There should be a 16x100m relay. It would be total chaos.
They should do medal counts based on the country where the athletes train.
July 29, 2024 at 3:45 AM
They should do medal counts based on the country where the athletes train.
On the plus side, if we have a civil war, we could send twice as many athletes to the Olympics.
July 29, 2024 at 3:44 AM
On the plus side, if we have a civil war, we could send twice as many athletes to the Olympics.
Why are YouTubers always holding clip microphones in their hands?
July 7, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Why are YouTubers always holding clip microphones in their hands?