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Kestral Gaian
@kestr.al
Writer. Still working out what I want to be when I grow up.

I wear a lot of different hats. Some of them even fit me. You may know me from software, startups, books, plays, or music. I do too much.

Press/PR: @literallypr.bsky.social
Finally worked out what's been happening to my planters in the back garden...
May 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Me, walking into any room.
March 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Realised today that, tonally, the 'done cooking' tone on my air fryer is the same as the line "Meet George Jetson" from The Jetsons theme tune.

Perhaps that's why cooking with it always feels so futuristic, in spite of the fact that the tech inside is actually decades old.
March 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It's pancake day. Yes it's pancake day. Yes it's pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pancake day.
March 4, 2025 at 9:18 AM
January 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This aired on the BBC in 1994 and described the internet as "an anarchic cooperative with no central authority, effectively owned by its 15 million worldwide users."

It's been 31 years - can we make 2025 the year we return the internet to these humble roots?
January 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM