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Kestral Gaian
@kestr.al
Writer. Still working out what I want to be when I grow up.

I wear a lot of different hats. Some of them even fit me. You may know me from software, startups, books, plays, or music. I do too much.

Press/PR: @literallypr.bsky.social
Today is Trans Day of Remembrance.

Annually we observe this day to remember the lives lost to violence and transphobia in the last year.

Hug your trans+ friends and family today. And to my trans siblings: remember that just existing is an act of resistance, love, and radical self care.
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
16-bit Sundays
November 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Bluesky allows fascists but doesn't allow a frequently asked questions hashtag. This is the danger of automoderation in place of actual policy and real humans.
October 19, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Did you know @supernote.com made cat beds?
October 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I’m here, I’m queer, I’m the bringer of existential fear. #DevOpsDays @devopsdays.london
September 23, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Alright #DevOpsDays, I’m excited to chat with you all about how software has a duty of care to its users. Catch you for the opening @devopsdays.london talk at 10!
September 23, 2025 at 8:06 AM
August 13, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Public toilet cubicles are often festooned with the poetry of the proletariat, but this is the first time in my life I’ve walked into one and the pen was provided.
May 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Finally worked out what's been happening to my planters in the back garden...
May 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Really lovely to have been invited to speak at the Pridewide Summit at Canada House in London today as part of an event highlighting the importance of global LGBTQ+ storytelling.
May 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Time to stock up on my emotional support pickles.
April 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Me, walking into any room.
March 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
They don’t make baddies in games like they used to.

Incidentally, replaying Phantasy Star III and I think I just remembered what gave me my gay awakening.
March 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Realised today that, tonally, the 'done cooking' tone on my air fryer is the same as the line "Meet George Jetson" from The Jetsons theme tune.

Perhaps that's why cooking with it always feels so futuristic, in spite of the fact that the tech inside is actually decades old.
March 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Thanks, Apple. What a great and totally accurate voicemail summary.
March 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It's pancake day. Yes it's pancake day. Yes it's pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pancake day.
March 4, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Cause of death: Irony.
March 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Are you as open as the great Ususal?
February 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
“Please don’t look at my browser history.”
February 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
It’s banjo maintenance day! #NotAEuphamism
February 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Happy #Caturday from... wait, where's he hiding? All I see here are plushies.
February 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Happy #Caturday from this ball of fluff. He wants you to know that it's all going to be okay.
January 25, 2025 at 9:35 AM
January 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Cleanup job a success: it’s aliiiiive!
January 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This aired on the BBC in 1994 and described the internet as "an anarchic cooperative with no central authority, effectively owned by its 15 million worldwide users."

It's been 31 years - can we make 2025 the year we return the internet to these humble roots?
January 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM