Greg Keskinen
@keskicchi.bsky.social
Former & future resident of Tokyo, fanboy of metal music, books, manga/anime, and somewhat of a foodie.
Before "Mademoiselle Holmes" was " Miss Sherlock", a Japanese series featuring a female Holmes-type character.
November 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Before "Mademoiselle Holmes" was " Miss Sherlock", a Japanese series featuring a female Holmes-type character.
The statements from the Dodgers, who are on the brink in the World Series, are amazingly dumb:" We've got to start hitting..."
Gee, really?
Gee, really?
October 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The statements from the Dodgers, who are on the brink in the World Series, are amazingly dumb:" We've got to start hitting..."
Gee, really?
Gee, really?
The family of the alleged Kirk shooter were so quick to throw him under the bus they should be named the Snitch Family Robinson.
September 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The family of the alleged Kirk shooter were so quick to throw him under the bus they should be named the Snitch Family Robinson.
Even though I'm of the Boomer generation, I just cannot listen to Classic Rock & Pop(with a few exceptions). It just sounds ancient to me.😕
May 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Even though I'm of the Boomer generation, I just cannot listen to Classic Rock & Pop(with a few exceptions). It just sounds ancient to me.😕
if you have a chance, give seaweed potato chips a try.
Much better than they sound.
Much better than they sound.
April 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
if you have a chance, give seaweed potato chips a try.
Much better than they sound.
Much better than they sound.
Being out of the US for a long time, then returning, I realized that American cars are ugly AF.
April 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Being out of the US for a long time, then returning, I realized that American cars are ugly AF.
Another expression that bugs me is "at the end of the day.."
"to throw(someone) under the bus" is okay tho.
"to throw(someone) under the bus" is okay tho.
April 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Another expression that bugs me is "at the end of the day.."
"to throw(someone) under the bus" is okay tho.
"to throw(someone) under the bus" is okay tho.
Yes, Morgan Wallen is a fool, but having said that, the media's making WAY too much of his little stunt. It just helps him sell more albums
April 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Yes, Morgan Wallen is a fool, but having said that, the media's making WAY too much of his little stunt. It just helps him sell more albums
Just when you start thinking maybe Morgan Wallen isn't as much of a dick as you thought he reminds you that, yeah, he is.
March 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Just when you start thinking maybe Morgan Wallen isn't as much of a dick as you thought he reminds you that, yeah, he is.
Reposted by Greg Keskinen
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stup...
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March 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
"Donald's Angels": Karoline Leavitt, Pam Bondi & Tulsi Gabbard are cartoons waiting to be animated.
March 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"Donald's Angels": Karoline Leavitt, Pam Bondi & Tulsi Gabbard are cartoons waiting to be animated.
Supposedly Trump now wants to categorize Canadian Geese as "North American Geese".
March 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Supposedly Trump now wants to categorize Canadian Geese as "North American Geese".
Can we please call a moratorium on the super boring phrase "...but here we are."?
March 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Can we please call a moratorium on the super boring phrase "...but here we are."?
Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Renamed After Confederate Generals — theonion.com/trump-orders...
Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Renamed After Confederate Generals
WASHINGTON—In an effort to restore what he said were traditional American values that the previous administration had attempted to destroy, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday decr...
theonion.com
March 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Renamed After Confederate Generals — theonion.com/trump-orders...
Reposted by Greg Keskinen
DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism
DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism
WASHINGTON—Warning that the charge carried a five-year mandatory minimum sentence, the U.S. Department of Justice declared Friday that the distribution of images featuring a balding Elon Musk constitu...
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March 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism
Given the lack of education among the American people is it any wonder that a Dept. of Education would be seen as unnecessary?
March 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Given the lack of education among the American people is it any wonder that a Dept. of Education would be seen as unnecessary?
I know bikes are good for the climate, but I became anti-bike as a pedestrian in Tokyo, where bikes often ride on the sidewalks with us.
March 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I know bikes are good for the climate, but I became anti-bike as a pedestrian in Tokyo, where bikes often ride on the sidewalks with us.
Marco Rubio & Ted Cruz are the most spineless, crawling little asskissers in Christendom, but they increasingly have competition.
March 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Marco Rubio & Ted Cruz are the most spineless, crawling little asskissers in Christendom, but they increasingly have competition.
Reposted by Greg Keskinen
Fuck them kids i guess
March 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Fuck them kids i guess
can't imagine why the White House Press Corp.(what's left of them) even bother to show up for "briefings" from that blonde airhead.
March 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
can't imagine why the White House Press Corp.(what's left of them) even bother to show up for "briefings" from that blonde airhead.
Reposted by Greg Keskinen
If you work in the American tourism industry be prepared to bring a book to work because the world has no plans on visiting you.
March 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
If you work in the American tourism industry be prepared to bring a book to work because the world has no plans on visiting you.
Fearless predictions from the "ah, no way!" Dept.:
-America may well deploy weapons and even troops on the side of RUSSIA in the Ukraine war.
-Taiwan may well need to worry more about the US annexing it(to turn it into an ocean resort spot) than a Chinese invasion.
-America may well deploy weapons and even troops on the side of RUSSIA in the Ukraine war.
-Taiwan may well need to worry more about the US annexing it(to turn it into an ocean resort spot) than a Chinese invasion.
March 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Fearless predictions from the "ah, no way!" Dept.:
-America may well deploy weapons and even troops on the side of RUSSIA in the Ukraine war.
-Taiwan may well need to worry more about the US annexing it(to turn it into an ocean resort spot) than a Chinese invasion.
-America may well deploy weapons and even troops on the side of RUSSIA in the Ukraine war.
-Taiwan may well need to worry more about the US annexing it(to turn it into an ocean resort spot) than a Chinese invasion.
The "JD" in Vance's name must stand for " juvenile dickhead".
March 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The "JD" in Vance's name must stand for " juvenile dickhead".
anybody embarassed enough to change their citizenship? I am.
February 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
anybody embarassed enough to change their citizenship? I am.
American women, you're not doing anything to contradict views of yourselves as self-centered airheads when you idolize Luigi the killer & send him nude selfies.
February 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
American women, you're not doing anything to contradict views of yourselves as self-centered airheads when you idolize Luigi the killer & send him nude selfies.