Kris Eshleman
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Kris Eshleman
@keshleman.bsky.social
Wife, AuDHD, genderqueer tomboy, demisexual, trans-Mama, amateur writer, Spoonie, sci-fi/fantasy nerd, literally a granola-eating tree hugger. 🏳‍🌈 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️
She/Her/Dood
NOT INTERESTED IN DATING YOU.
@KEshleman on Elon's Hellscape since 2010
My best friend’s retired service dog, our sweet-n-sassy Maddy, crossed the Rainbow Bridge today at 17 years of age.

You can finally parkour like you used to, Monkey. Run your little heart out, & give my Miley a gentle boop for me, please. 🥺😩😭

Also? #FuckCancer
May 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
We have a Gracie & now a Desmond.

I would also like to cuddle with your Mabel, please.
February 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Gracie was being a nosy jerk with my husband’s bedside table. 🤣
February 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
We have a new furry friend. 💕
This is Desi, a sweet 8-ish month old kitty just rescued from a semi-feral colony. She arrived this morning, & I’ve set her up in the spare room with everything she needs to de-stress & start acclimating to indoors life. Our Gracie is incredibly curious.
January 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
For my beautiful sister-from-another-mister Desi. Your light may have left us, but you’ll continue to burn so brightly in our hearts.
January 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
As our sweet superfloof Gracie calls ‘em… “fuckers”. 😉
January 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Not the outhouse… just the holding tank.
January 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Someone did these adult versions of the elf at their workplace break room… different scene for the 12 days of Christmas. 🤣
January 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My spouse is such a goof, & I adore him for it. 🥰
January 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
As my partner was fetching the car yesterday AM, this freaking adorable floof showed up on the porch of the 2nd floor apartment we’d rented for our Philly getaway. I wanted to keep her so badly! She’s so lucky, though: the people of Manayunk are already transitioning her to being an inside kitty.
January 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I had such a difficult time leaving our AirBnB rental, because this pretty girl showed up on the porch. ON THE SECOND FLOOR. And she wanted to cuddle… 🥺
January 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
At @FatGirlBrewing in #Manayunk, Philly. Drinking delicious local beer, watching the Penn State game, & just thoroughly enjoying being out of our house for once. Happy New Year, my friends. May 2025 somehow treat you better than 2024.
January 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Nonono, I live with the Prettiest Cat:
December 22, 2024 at 7:41 AM
I’ve started a campaign to acquire a young companion for our beloved Gracie. She has, in the year since I brought her home, befriended first a mouse & then a tiny snek. It’s obvious that she’s lonely & could use a fren. So. I soak find her a young kitteh to befriend & be their Mama.
December 22, 2024 at 7:37 AM
Will, hi there, Woolly-Bully! Why are you out & about on this dreary & wet December day?
December 18, 2024 at 10:12 PM
She struggled at first with climbing over the loose flaps, but she’s happy now. Because she fits.
December 16, 2024 at 1:11 AM
In memory of our sweet, grumpy Void, Spike.
December 15, 2024 at 6:41 PM
My favorite kind of loaf. Here’s ours:
November 25, 2024 at 6:57 PM
What a gorgeous fluffer. 💕 Our Gracie sez hi!
November 25, 2024 at 6:57 PM