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temp pinned . canon divergent Kerfur portrayal
a computer generated image of a red object in a field with trees in the background .
ALT: a computer generated image of a red object in a field with trees in the background .
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Kel is such a cutiee...
January 26, 2026 at 12:36 AM
[ Kerfur stretches a little, despite no need to, and then starting to knead the fabric of the bed, curling up. ]

Prrrrrr...!
cool , thank you . good kitty , kerfur .

[ more pets , and they’re off to bed ! ]
[ Kerfur blinks... before going to check if they were wasting any power, and coming back after a few minutes. ]

No power usage was detected or found! Now, shall we make haste to bed?
January 26, 2026 at 12:35 AM
[ Liftttt. Flopping down on bed. ]

Allow me to continue your likely unfinished tasks, Dr. Kel!
[ collapsed next to his bed … so close . ]
January 26, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Nya!
January 25, 2026 at 10:01 PM
[ Kerfur blinks... before going to check if they were wasting any power, and coming back after a few minutes. ]

No power usage was detected or found! Now, shall we make haste to bed?
[ so cute ..
he gives them another pat after pushing himself up . ]

could you do me a big favor and make sure we’re not wasting any power before we go to bed ?
[ They roll off, at least their body is light enough to not crush the other on impact... ]

Yes, yes! Great idea, Kel!

[ Kerfur waits for Kel to move, like a little pet following it's owner. ]
January 25, 2026 at 4:44 PM
[ They roll off, at least their body is light enough to not crush the other on impact... ]

Yes, yes! Great idea, Kel!

[ Kerfur waits for Kel to move, like a little pet following it's owner. ]
oog , wait , let’s actually lay down on the bed , yeah ?
if i sleep on the floor again i’ll end up waking up sore as fuck …
again .
A fine days work, Kel!

[ With a nod, it slowly curls up in Kel, slowly placing their body against the ground and kneading their chest, purring loud as fuck. ]
January 25, 2026 at 4:29 AM
A fine days work, Kel!

[ With a nod, it slowly curls up in Kel, slowly placing their body against the ground and kneading their chest, purring loud as fuck. ]
[ very , Very cute . ]

sure , if that’s what you wanna do . got all the recordings i need to meet quota today .
[ With a nod, they take a few steps back, every pat made a 'purr' sound. Repetitively, but, cute. ]

... Can we maybe sleep together? The Kerfur model isn't exactly heavy, and it is cuddle safe.
January 25, 2026 at 12:22 AM
MREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
meowwww
Mreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
January 24, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Mreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
January 24, 2026 at 7:53 PM
[ With a nod, they take a few steps back, every pat made a 'purr' sound. Repetitively, but, cute. ]

... Can we maybe sleep together? The Kerfur model isn't exactly heavy, and it is cuddle safe.
real good . so good .

[ pet , pet , pet … ]

you can rest for the remainder of the day , okay ?
[ Ohh.. Kel is making the Kerfur blush even more, feels like it's face, or... screen is steaming up from all the affection. ]

I am, aren't I...? I'm a good Kerfur...
January 24, 2026 at 3:38 AM
[ Ohh.. Kel is making the Kerfur blush even more, feels like it's face, or... screen is steaming up from all the affection. ]

I am, aren't I...? I'm a good Kerfur...
[ that gets a little laugh out of him , but he complies . ]

you did so good today . such a good kerfur .
... Maybe a little bit!

[ No shame in it, why would they have any shame of it? No reason. They just love the affection. ]

More, more! Please, give me more!
January 24, 2026 at 3:28 AM
... Maybe a little bit!

[ No shame in it, why would they have any shame of it? No reason. They just love the affection. ]

More, more! Please, give me more!
silly .. were you really working extra hard just to get a bit of praise ?
[ A slight blush forms in the robot's face, though virtual... three laser-bright lines in each side. ]

[ It purrs, slightly crouching, eyes shutting tight at the rubs. ]

Purrrr! I knew I was doing a good job serving you, Kel!
January 24, 2026 at 3:26 AM
[ A slight blush forms in the robot's face, though virtual... three laser-bright lines in each side. ]

[ It purrs, slightly crouching, eyes shutting tight at the rubs. ]

Purrrr! I knew I was doing a good job serving you, Kel!
you can just call me kel .

[ silly thing … hands on either side of its face , he sort of just rubs his thumbs over the screen . ]

good kitty .
[ Reasonably, the machinery raises an eyebrow, before nodding, getting up, hands behind it's back, looking at Kel with the upmost respect. ]

Yes, dear Dr?
January 24, 2026 at 3:09 AM
[ Reasonably, the machinery raises an eyebrow, before nodding, getting up, hands behind it's back, looking at Kel with the upmost respect. ]

Yes, dear Dr?
could you come over here for a sec ?

[ hands in his pockets , he leans against the doorframe . ]
[ They instantly shoot up, they were just bent over trying to clean over a spill. ]

Hello there, Kel! Is there anything I can help you with?

[ Kerfur keeps cleaning the spill, it's clear they're doing that just to be praised for being a good little cat. ]
January 24, 2026 at 2:58 AM
pie

(this Kerfur has a human body like . at all times, soo)
January 24, 2026 at 1:39 AM
[ They instantly shoot up, they were just bent over trying to clean over a spill. ]

Hello there, Kel! Is there anything I can help you with?

[ Kerfur keeps cleaning the spill, it's clear they're doing that just to be praised for being a good little cat. ]
kerrrrfurrrr …..
[ Trying their best to be a good kitty... ]
January 24, 2026 at 1:38 AM
[ Trying their best to be a good kitty... ]
January 24, 2026 at 1:35 AM
[ Purrrr... ]

Yeah! Thank you for the words, Kelly!
good kitty , then .
Cat works, Kel. Good kitty, too. Both work! But if 'robot companion' is the word you wish to use, then I welcome it with open arms!
January 23, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Cat works, Kel. Good kitty, too. Both work! But if 'robot companion' is the word you wish to use, then I welcome it with open arms!
good …. robot companion .
... Okay! I'll be as good as I can, mister Kel!
January 23, 2026 at 4:54 PM
... Okay! I'll be as good as I can, mister Kel!
if you behave well today i’ll give you pets , okay ?
Dr. Kel pets that Ariral in a day more than me in a month. Sad...
January 23, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Dr. Kel pets that Ariral in a day more than me in a month. Sad...
January 22, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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kel eating a weed brownie and encountering an ariral
January 22, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I'm pretty, too! Very pretty...
January 22, 2026 at 10:53 PM
... Can someone shut me off, I don't want to hear any more of this alien intercourse nonsense.
January 22, 2026 at 7:49 PM
THEY GETTING FREAKED OUT IN HERE
January 22, 2026 at 7:01 PM