Kenzie Rowland
@kenzierowland.bsky.social
The Margot to my own Woolly 🎬
Comedic Actor 🎭
TEDx Speaker 🎤
BOPO 🍑
Menty Health Advo/ TWBC Pod 🧠
Ladylike Show 💅🏻
Poet 🖤
Cat mom 🐾
Comedic Actor 🎭
TEDx Speaker 🎤
BOPO 🍑
Menty Health Advo/ TWBC Pod 🧠
Ladylike Show 💅🏻
Poet 🖤
Cat mom 🐾
Hope, is that you?
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Hope, is that you?
Hey. Life is really, really scary right now.
I know it doesn’t help much, but I want you to know that I love you and someone out there (me) really believes you deserve to live a life that feels good and supportive and safe.
I hope you find the courage the shine bright despite it all. I love you.
I know it doesn’t help much, but I want you to know that I love you and someone out there (me) really believes you deserve to live a life that feels good and supportive and safe.
I hope you find the courage the shine bright despite it all. I love you.
October 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Hey. Life is really, really scary right now.
I know it doesn’t help much, but I want you to know that I love you and someone out there (me) really believes you deserve to live a life that feels good and supportive and safe.
I hope you find the courage the shine bright despite it all. I love you.
I know it doesn’t help much, but I want you to know that I love you and someone out there (me) really believes you deserve to live a life that feels good and supportive and safe.
I hope you find the courage the shine bright despite it all. I love you.
“Do you have any hobbies?”
Yes, staring off into space and picking at my thumb.
Yes, staring off into space and picking at my thumb.
September 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
“Do you have any hobbies?”
Yes, staring off into space and picking at my thumb.
Yes, staring off into space and picking at my thumb.
Morning me: I will *not* numb out on my phone today. I will run errands, I will clean, I will do my laundry. I can do it!
Midnight me: *eyes burning from extreme eye strain still in this mornings pajamas* fuck.
Midnight me: *eyes burning from extreme eye strain still in this mornings pajamas* fuck.
August 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Morning me: I will *not* numb out on my phone today. I will run errands, I will clean, I will do my laundry. I can do it!
Midnight me: *eyes burning from extreme eye strain still in this mornings pajamas* fuck.
Midnight me: *eyes burning from extreme eye strain still in this mornings pajamas* fuck.
Guys, don’t shoot the messenger…. But I can’t help but notice she announced her engagement on the day PSLs came back.
That bitch is our fall diva.
That bitch is our fall diva.
August 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Guys, don’t shoot the messenger…. But I can’t help but notice she announced her engagement on the day PSLs came back.
That bitch is our fall diva.
That bitch is our fall diva.
I’m sorry but I have to call out of work today. Taylor Swift just announced her engagement and dropped photos to match and I am gonna be unresponsive for the foreseeable future.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
August 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I’m sorry but I have to call out of work today. Taylor Swift just announced her engagement and dropped photos to match and I am gonna be unresponsive for the foreseeable future.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
Reposted by Kenzie Rowland
Hearing folks ask whether Trump will go after Atlanta. If Trump thinks he can take over Atlanta, he should scroll through ATL Scoop’s IG stories first
August 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Hearing folks ask whether Trump will go after Atlanta. If Trump thinks he can take over Atlanta, he should scroll through ATL Scoop’s IG stories first
Do doctors actually aide in living a longer life or do they just wreak so much havoc on you from medical negligence and gaslighting that it just feels like you’re living longer?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
August 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Do doctors actually aide in living a longer life or do they just wreak so much havoc on you from medical negligence and gaslighting that it just feels like you’re living longer?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
I bought fall scented hand soaps and life is worth living again.
August 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I bought fall scented hand soaps and life is worth living again.
I was today years old when I realized Laura Loomer was younger than me.
I guess all that hate and bigotry really ages you.
I guess all that hate and bigotry really ages you.
August 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I was today years old when I realized Laura Loomer was younger than me.
I guess all that hate and bigotry really ages you.
I guess all that hate and bigotry really ages you.
PTOCD: You know what?
Me: No…
PTOCD: We are feeling a little weird…
Me: Don’t you do it—
PTOCD: I think it’s safe to say that this completely normal body ache—
Me: Don’t. Say it.
PTOCD: Itdefinitelymeanswearegonna dieandwebetterstayupallnightlongtomonitoreveryfeelingtopreventsuddendeath.
Me: No…
PTOCD: We are feeling a little weird…
Me: Don’t you do it—
PTOCD: I think it’s safe to say that this completely normal body ache—
Me: Don’t. Say it.
PTOCD: Itdefinitelymeanswearegonna dieandwebetterstayupallnightlongtomonitoreveryfeelingtopreventsuddendeath.
August 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
PTOCD: You know what?
Me: No…
PTOCD: We are feeling a little weird…
Me: Don’t you do it—
PTOCD: I think it’s safe to say that this completely normal body ache—
Me: Don’t. Say it.
PTOCD: Itdefinitelymeanswearegonna dieandwebetterstayupallnightlongtomonitoreveryfeelingtopreventsuddendeath.
Me: No…
PTOCD: We are feeling a little weird…
Me: Don’t you do it—
PTOCD: I think it’s safe to say that this completely normal body ache—
Me: Don’t. Say it.
PTOCD: Itdefinitelymeanswearegonna dieandwebetterstayupallnightlongtomonitoreveryfeelingtopreventsuddendeath.
The thing about me is, I don’t wanna.
August 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The thing about me is, I don’t wanna.
Pretending the dripping water off of my dirty dishes in the sink is a spa waterfall.
August 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Pretending the dripping water off of my dirty dishes in the sink is a spa waterfall.
Doctors: gaslight, don’t listen, throw medication without care, tell you it’s all in your head.
Also doctors: why doesn’t anyone trust us anymore and gets medical advice from the internet??
Also doctors: why doesn’t anyone trust us anymore and gets medical advice from the internet??
July 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Doctors: gaslight, don’t listen, throw medication without care, tell you it’s all in your head.
Also doctors: why doesn’t anyone trust us anymore and gets medical advice from the internet??
Also doctors: why doesn’t anyone trust us anymore and gets medical advice from the internet??
Idk about you guys, but a 2012 mall date with my bestie and frappuccino would fix a lot.
June 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Idk about you guys, but a 2012 mall date with my bestie and frappuccino would fix a lot.
Just a reminder:
If you can watch what ICE is doing and it doesn’t absolutely rattle you to your core… you’re on the very wrong side of history.
If you can watch what ICE is doing and it doesn’t absolutely rattle you to your core… you’re on the very wrong side of history.
June 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Just a reminder:
If you can watch what ICE is doing and it doesn’t absolutely rattle you to your core… you’re on the very wrong side of history.
If you can watch what ICE is doing and it doesn’t absolutely rattle you to your core… you’re on the very wrong side of history.
Elon pretending he isn’t also the problem.
June 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Elon pretending he isn’t also the problem.
I did it.
I’m tired, I’m sweaty, my back hurts, I need a snack.
But my toenails are officially painted.
I’m tired, I’m sweaty, my back hurts, I need a snack.
But my toenails are officially painted.
May 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I did it.
I’m tired, I’m sweaty, my back hurts, I need a snack.
But my toenails are officially painted.
I’m tired, I’m sweaty, my back hurts, I need a snack.
But my toenails are officially painted.
The feminine urge to say up late and reorganize your Pinterest board.
May 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The feminine urge to say up late and reorganize your Pinterest board.
Y’all ever fall down a rabbit hole of your own social media and be like…damn this account is like low key underrated.
May 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Y’all ever fall down a rabbit hole of your own social media and be like…damn this account is like low key underrated.
I like the new Pope already.
May 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I like the new Pope already.
Reposted by Kenzie Rowland
On this day, 73 years ago, one of the first iconic moments in TV history took place.
Lucy Does A Commercial
68% of all US television sets tuned in.
Lucy is actually drinking apple pectin here.
Lucy Does A Commercial
68% of all US television sets tuned in.
Lucy is actually drinking apple pectin here.
May 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
On this day, 73 years ago, one of the first iconic moments in TV history took place.
Lucy Does A Commercial
68% of all US television sets tuned in.
Lucy is actually drinking apple pectin here.
Lucy Does A Commercial
68% of all US television sets tuned in.
Lucy is actually drinking apple pectin here.
I don’t know how to even begin processing the photos released from the El Salvador Prison Camp.
As a child when we learned about notsee Germany I would always wonder “how could this happen” and it is harrowing to get my answer in real time.
As a child when we learned about notsee Germany I would always wonder “how could this happen” and it is harrowing to get my answer in real time.
April 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I don’t know how to even begin processing the photos released from the El Salvador Prison Camp.
As a child when we learned about notsee Germany I would always wonder “how could this happen” and it is harrowing to get my answer in real time.
As a child when we learned about notsee Germany I would always wonder “how could this happen” and it is harrowing to get my answer in real time.
Idk I think I’d take health insurance over shooting a bunch of rich people into space but that’s just me ¯\(ツ)_/¯
April 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Idk I think I’d take health insurance over shooting a bunch of rich people into space but that’s just me ¯\(ツ)_/¯