A ideal mug for any modern office executive

Does the M25 stop the rain?

Today on the IoD there were women with their kids wearing pink and carrying England flags. They were on the same side of a protest as aggressive drunk guys in balaclavas causing a disturbance that was shut down by the police. It's hard to imagine what lesson the kids took away from that

Excel table, Word table, or dining table and chairs?

That mug would be melting off

The last couple of weekends there's been about 100 police standing outside the Britannia Hotel in Canary Wharf forming a barrier between the tiny number of asylum seekers currently in the hotel, a bunch of racist/xenophobic hooligans and anti-racism counter protesters. Guess they're busy bbz 😭

It's like Premium Bonds. Statistically you will win something eventually, but also you might die before you win

Goooooo. Japan is amazing. I'm planning to go again in April or May next year

Some (many) people like that 🤪

Crunchy nut quinoa flakes next please

I saw many great knockers on my hols in Spain. I took pics of many of them. Can share them if you like 😝

Wait until someone sits on your knee and calls you DADDY

Every hole is an adventure

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Play-Doh fun factory = Ninja pasta maker and Wotzit extruder and baker