1/2 Hypothetically: I’m an evil authoritarian wannabe dictator, but I’m also a f*cking moron. I’m bound by my constitution that I must leave office at the end of my second term. What I would do is make enemies with as many countries as I can.

Getting ready for the day.

I feel like a time traveler thanks to @tacobell.bsky.social . I just enjoyed a #meximelt, a Gordita supreme, and a caramel apple empanada . What a wondrous time to be alive

Whoever created the term “Save The Date” did not consider how important initialisms are in shorthand messaging.

Release the Gaetz report.
Pass it on.

@netflixeng.bsky.social why is your platform crashing? And why does it keep trying to blame my Internet speed? You guys didn’t think to test before this

So are we calling these things posts, like normal people? Or do I need to learn new tech slang again?