Kenny Bloggins
@kennybloggins.bsky.social
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Lots of businesses claim to 'proudly serve' their market or community, but does anyone embarrassingly serve? Like, "My dad loves the bratwurst cart, doesn't love it's in greater Davenport, Iowa."
July 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Lots of businesses claim to 'proudly serve' their market or community, but does anyone embarrassingly serve? Like, "My dad loves the bratwurst cart, doesn't love it's in greater Davenport, Iowa."
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i know the cost of food is high but we gotta go back to throwing tomatoes at people
May 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i know the cost of food is high but we gotta go back to throwing tomatoes at people
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George S’morey
Madman Markhamentaschen
Linda Molten Lava Cake
Hmmm
Madman Markhamentaschen
Linda Molten Lava Cake
Hmmm
May 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
George S’morey
Madman Markhamentaschen
Linda Molten Lava Cake
Hmmm
Madman Markhamentaschen
Linda Molten Lava Cake
Hmmm
A spooky paranormal-themed bakery called Tart Bell.
No, this is a good idea. I stand behind it.
No, this is a good idea. I stand behind it.
May 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
A spooky paranormal-themed bakery called Tart Bell.
No, this is a good idea. I stand behind it.
No, this is a good idea. I stand behind it.
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Happy 12th birthday to the grumpiest bitch in the land, who loves only me and @kennybloggins.bsky.social I love her so and she’s seen me through everything ❤️😭
March 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Happy 12th birthday to the grumpiest bitch in the land, who loves only me and @kennybloggins.bsky.social I love her so and she’s seen me through everything ❤️😭
Conner O’Malley ass quote
March 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Conner O’Malley ass quote
I’ve got a p good MJ Lenderman impression, check it out. OK *clears throat* here we go…. “and a wristwaaaaastch”
March 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I’ve got a p good MJ Lenderman impression, check it out. OK *clears throat* here we go…. “and a wristwaaaaastch”
Very few things I feel as passionate about as I do ALDI. One of the last pure things in this world.
March 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Very few things I feel as passionate about as I do ALDI. One of the last pure things in this world.
Next season of White Lotus should take place at the Wigwam Village
February 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Next season of White Lotus should take place at the Wigwam Village
I think this rocks. If the USA is #1, and we wish to be a dumb country, then we should be as dumb as we possibly can. Second place is first loser.
February 12, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I think this rocks. If the USA is #1, and we wish to be a dumb country, then we should be as dumb as we possibly can. Second place is first loser.
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From Gaza to Greenland, freedom is on the march.
February 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
From Gaza to Greenland, freedom is on the march.
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you all hear about this Zero Gap Promise?
January 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
you all hear about this Zero Gap Promise?
Strava is the only good social network. They can have all of my data.
February 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Strava is the only good social network. They can have all of my data.
Absolutely thrilled I woke up in the middle of the night in November and jotted this down half asleep
January 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Absolutely thrilled I woke up in the middle of the night in November and jotted this down half asleep
If you’re not circling back with me about beans, wyd
January 29, 2025 at 9:47 AM
If you’re not circling back with me about beans, wyd
Felt smart, might delete later kennybloggins.substack.com
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January 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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What men think women want vs what women actually want
January 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
What men think women want vs what women actually want
If you truly don’t believe Elon was doing the gesture, why don’t you test that theory. Greet your friends and family with it. Say ‘good morning’ to your boss with it. Do it in public! And then, report back on your findings.
January 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If you truly don’t believe Elon was doing the gesture, why don’t you test that theory. Greet your friends and family with it. Say ‘good morning’ to your boss with it. Do it in public! And then, report back on your findings.
Made this dumb thing 8 years ago. Love too see history repeating.
November 14, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Made this dumb thing 8 years ago. Love too see history repeating.
Driving in Boston is a blood sport
August 20, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Driving in Boston is a blood sport
Lord, bless me with the confidence of a bad artist
August 11, 2023 at 1:32 AM
Lord, bless me with the confidence of a bad artist
Festival MC: “When I say BIG, you say THIEF! BIG!”
Crowd: “THIEF!”
Crowd: “THIEF!”
August 9, 2023 at 9:37 PM
Festival MC: “When I say BIG, you say THIEF! BIG!”
Crowd: “THIEF!”
Crowd: “THIEF!”
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baby SHOES doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
baby SHOES doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Baby SHOES, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
they're for SALE
Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN
baby SHOES doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Baby SHOES, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
they're for SALE
Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN
August 4, 2023 at 2:50 AM
baby SHOES doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
baby SHOES doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Baby SHOES, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
they're for SALE
Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN
baby SHOES doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Baby SHOES, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
they're for SALE
Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
Never WORN