Sometimes I feel like a blimp. I know I'm not massive, but I feel like it, and that's important. I need you guys to keep me motivated to get fitter. Ultimately I want to get massive with muscle, but I know that'll take time. Until then, keep me accountable.

Time for another one, I think... I don't really know how to do this!

Fuck it. Been thinking about putting myself on the internet for a while, and tonight's apparently the night.