Sometimes I feel like a blimp. I know I'm not massive, but I feel like it, and that's important. I need you guys to keep me motivated to get fitter. Ultimately I want to get massive with muscle, but I know that'll take time. Until then, keep me accountable.

Got messaged by a guy on Grindr today. He just wanted to suck my dick. Sent him to my flat, he came in. Gave amazing head, then sold me a new energy plan because he was a door to door salesman. 10/10, would let him in again.

Waking up at half 5 on a week off sounds horrible, but I've been able to be super productive today. After cleaning the entire flat yesterday, I've been able to finish writing an episode of the podcast before I sort out meals for January and my list of big purchases for the year.

I need to be more careful when having sex. I keep breaking the slats on my bed.

Time for another one, I think... I don't really know how to do this!

Fuck it. Been thinking about putting myself on the internet for a while, and tonight's apparently the night.

This morning is one of those mornings where I need a hole to be in. Everything is just making me go mad and I need someone to help me.

As time goes on, I realise that I'm into burly, muscled men. Like bara manga, but real life. Unfortunately, I don't know any of them. Would very much like to, and would very much like to top them.

The Giant Jerk-Off-er-er’s Apprentice: This is the sort of commercial you see when you’re watching tv at 3 AM in the Fairy Tale Belt.
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I enjoy working in a supermarket at night. It's a magical place. Every now and then though, someone shows up to join the team and just doesn't really get it. I lost my mind tonight because everything went wrong and this bitch wasn't even doing the bare minimum to help.

Hello! I'm Glen, from Somerset, UK.
32, 6'1", naturally brown hair, dyed blond, blue eyes.
Streamer (Twitch) and podcaster.
Gay, learning new things about my sexuality, likes, dislikes, etc, all the time.
Come say hi! Would be nice to have some friends to talk to!