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Ken Gregory
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Aging man. Likes coffee and talking to strangers. I have put no chemicals, only juices and berries.
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Yeti tumbler
July 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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This is the ideal Starburst two-pack, second only to double-lemon.
Orange and Lemon Starbursts
April 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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I just got one today!
Scammer asked me if I am going to an orphanage via sms. I respond as though I had already gone without them, because I heard there were free snacks.
February 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Just using ChatGPT for important things
A screenshot of a conversation with ChatGPT. I ask, "have you ever referred to a person as home slice" ChatGPT replies, "Oh, for sure! 'Home Slice' is a classic. You're officially my home slice now."
February 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Seedless seeds. Welcome to the future.
A container of shelled pumpkin seeds labeled “pumpkin seeds (seedless)”
December 31, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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Come on man
A form prompting for first and last name. The first name input is filled in with Ken and the last name input is filled in with Gregory and is in an error state with the error message “Enter a last name”
December 11, 2024 at 12:40 AM
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This is Teddy Pendergrass.
A fluffy black and white cockapoo laying on a hardwood floor, facing the camera. His floppy ears draped over his paws.
November 24, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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AI 🐸🍽️
A screenshot of a chat with an AI assistant. The user asks “Imagine me eating a whole frog”. The assistant replies with a generated image of the user seated at a counter holding a large, green, cane toad. In the image the user is depicted wearing a brown apron, with an expression that hints he is seeking approval from the viewer, but with a small degree of pride. The setting is a dimly lit kitchen. The frog is unimpressed and possibly unaware of what is happening.
November 22, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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Double yolk!
A frying pan with an egg cracked into it with two yolks
November 22, 2024 at 12:37 PM
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Not today, kids. Not today. I think they’re messing with me.
A white LEGO brick with a pinhole containing a black LEGO pin, placed on a hardwood floor, with the pin pointing up.
November 20, 2024 at 2:20 AM
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I just placed a socked foot on top of this thing right here.
A white 1 by 2 LEGO brick with a hole containing a black LEGO pin. It is laying on its face with the pin pointed straight up.
November 19, 2024 at 2:56 AM
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Butter candle: Probably not the first time I’ve eaten a candle, but definitely the first time I was supposed to.
A set table for two at a Mediterranean restaurant. The two guests are served warm pita and in the center of the table is a small platter of Greek yogurt and an edible candle made of butter. The candle is lit and is glowing and golden.
November 17, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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It’s happening
Promotional paper plane for Ben Folds Paper Plane Tour 2024
November 13, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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If you can get to an Aldi, you really should get these. I call them Thick Mints. 10/10.
A box of fudge and peppermint candy covered, minty Oreo inspired cookies
November 10, 2024 at 5:28 PM
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Mine features a supporting actor from a Lifetime original movie masquerading as a Software Engineering Manager with four monitors, three upside down mice, and zero keyboards.
An AI generated scene of a Lifetime Channel leading man in the role of ineffective software engineering manager. His setup features with four monitors, theee upside down mice, and zero keyboards.
November 10, 2024 at 12:17 AM
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What the hell was served with that tea? 🤣
November 10, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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Let em know we’re voting
Red white and blue Nike sneakers on the feet of an aging middle-aged man who has decided to vote and doesn’t support cotton-candy-haired criminals who make their way on other people’s money and probably smells like pee.
November 5, 2024 at 2:15 PM
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I wonder if Chocolate Chip is going to contest the election and try to overthrow snack time
November 4, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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Put that rake to work this weekend. Here’s an old one of my boy Teddy Pendergrass tolerating fall.
An elderly cockapoo with a leaf on his head, standing in a raked lawn, and looking moderately displeased.
November 4, 2024 at 12:52 PM