Ken Gregory
@kengregory.com
Aging man. Likes coffee and talking to strangers. I have put no chemicals, only juices and berries.
It's a good day to eliminate your barrel files
August 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It's a good day to eliminate your barrel files
Does anyone remember the guy from QVC who sold the shit out of cookies and cakes and shit by faking an orgasm whenever he took a bite of something? That dude is terrifying. If you told me he was locked up for biting into a newborn I wouldn’t bat an eye.
June 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Does anyone remember the guy from QVC who sold the shit out of cookies and cakes and shit by faking an orgasm whenever he took a bite of something? That dude is terrifying. If you told me he was locked up for biting into a newborn I wouldn’t bat an eye.
My daughter calls Snickers Sinkers and that’s just what they’re called now.
June 13, 2025 at 10:48 AM
My daughter calls Snickers Sinkers and that’s just what they’re called now.
Field day at my kid’s school. My wife and I are in charge of “bean bag toss”, which is a better name than “cornhole” in an Elementary school setting. I have selected a theme song to set the tone: youtu.be/7CbySs5MlIw?...
Roundball Rock
YouTube video by John Tesh - Topic
youtu.be
June 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Field day at my kid’s school. My wife and I are in charge of “bean bag toss”, which is a better name than “cornhole” in an Elementary school setting. I have selected a theme song to set the tone: youtu.be/7CbySs5MlIw?...
Currently unable to stop saying Gouda like this youtu.be/POMBxJBnDEE?...
LUDA! 12X
YouTube video by Anthony Khoury
youtu.be
May 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Currently unable to stop saying Gouda like this youtu.be/POMBxJBnDEE?...
Easter bunny left eggs for the kids in the backyard. In case you’re wondering, foxes love starbursts, skittles, and kit-kats, but they hate smarties.
April 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Easter bunny left eggs for the kids in the backyard. In case you’re wondering, foxes love starbursts, skittles, and kit-kats, but they hate smarties.
Never forget when they toasted little man on the perimeter fence like a goddamn pop tart in Jurassic Park.
April 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Never forget when they toasted little man on the perimeter fence like a goddamn pop tart in Jurassic Park.
This is the ideal Starburst two-pack, second only to double-lemon.
April 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This is the ideal Starburst two-pack, second only to double-lemon.
Just using ChatGPT for important things
February 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Just using ChatGPT for important things
I miss randomly scrolling to a video of that Italian dude who worked at a small sandwich shop and used to record himself making sandwiches by piling 7 pounds of mozzarella and prosciutto into hollowed-out rolls.
February 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I miss randomly scrolling to a video of that Italian dude who worked at a small sandwich shop and used to record himself making sandwiches by piling 7 pounds of mozzarella and prosciutto into hollowed-out rolls.
My four-year-old currently mispronounces “privacy” as “price-o-pee” and I am struggling to suppress the urge to adopt it as the new pronunciation.
January 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
My four-year-old currently mispronounces “privacy” as “price-o-pee” and I am struggling to suppress the urge to adopt it as the new pronunciation.
Does Philadelphia save money they would have spent greasing stoplights when it’s icy?
January 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Does Philadelphia save money they would have spent greasing stoplights when it’s icy?
Seedless seeds. Welcome to the future.
December 31, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Seedless seeds. Welcome to the future.
I think I need a few more people to post pictures of the drones.
December 15, 2024 at 4:10 PM
I think I need a few more people to post pictures of the drones.
In October of 2014 I was at a party and someone was drinking clear liquor from a 20 oz Sprite bottle with the label torn off. I asked, “What’ve you got?” He took a swig and his friend cut in with the following phrase that I have been obsessed with ever since: “He’s drinkin’ that CORN right now.”
December 12, 2024 at 2:09 PM
In October of 2014 I was at a party and someone was drinking clear liquor from a 20 oz Sprite bottle with the label torn off. I asked, “What’ve you got?” He took a swig and his friend cut in with the following phrase that I have been obsessed with ever since: “He’s drinkin’ that CORN right now.”
“SAME. What you want?” When my kids tell me they’re hungry, I find it very difficult to suppress the urge to imitate the scene from Kid II where Sato is karate chopping a varnished 10x10 beam while Miyagi is trying to talk to him. youtu.be/s6Z0PIpmFe8?...
Karate Kid II - Sato
YouTube video by CS Generation
youtu.be
December 8, 2024 at 5:33 PM
“SAME. What you want?” When my kids tell me they’re hungry, I find it very difficult to suppress the urge to imitate the scene from Kid II where Sato is karate chopping a varnished 10x10 beam while Miyagi is trying to talk to him. youtu.be/s6Z0PIpmFe8?...
If you are capable of stringing your string cheese and not biting into it like a rabid dog and consuming it in seconds, you’re a more patient person than me.
December 5, 2024 at 6:10 PM
If you are capable of stringing your string cheese and not biting into it like a rabid dog and consuming it in seconds, you’re a more patient person than me.
If Jingle all the Way isn’t in your Christmas movie rotation, I’m sorry, but you are fucking up. Hearing Arnold pronounce the name Jamie with a ‘Ch’ instead of a ‘J’ is great and you also get Phil Hartman and Sinbad.
November 30, 2024 at 1:16 AM
If Jingle all the Way isn’t in your Christmas movie rotation, I’m sorry, but you are fucking up. Hearing Arnold pronounce the name Jamie with a ‘Ch’ instead of a ‘J’ is great and you also get Phil Hartman and Sinbad.
“Ain’t no shame in holding on to grief, as long as you make room for other things too”
November 28, 2024 at 10:08 AM
“Ain’t no shame in holding on to grief, as long as you make room for other things too”
I wrote a song that I sing when I delete the dead people from my Christmas card list. Its lyrics are simple: “when you’re dead you don’t need a card, when you’re dead you don’t need a card, I can’t dig you up and hand you one wherever you are, when you’re dead you don’t need a card.”
November 27, 2024 at 11:33 PM
I wrote a song that I sing when I delete the dead people from my Christmas card list. Its lyrics are simple: “when you’re dead you don’t need a card, when you’re dead you don’t need a card, I can’t dig you up and hand you one wherever you are, when you’re dead you don’t need a card.”
This decade is just about half done.
November 24, 2024 at 2:11 PM
This decade is just about half done.
I got the wordle in one guess today but nobody's posting wordles anymore and I feel like I was cheated out of a good thing.
November 22, 2024 at 4:22 PM
I got the wordle in one guess today but nobody's posting wordles anymore and I feel like I was cheated out of a good thing.