Kelyetar
@kelyetar.bsky.social
Programmer, former high school teacher, Dutch. One of the Ancient Millenials.
Lurking here to read what some smart people are saying.
Lurking here to read what some smart people are saying.
Strong floor? No ceiling? Sounds like a parking lot.
December 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Strong floor? No ceiling? Sounds like a parking lot.
In the name of the Father, the Son, and my Window Seat;
Batter up.
Batter up.
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
In the name of the Father, the Son, and my Window Seat;
Batter up.
Batter up.
Welp, you called it.
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Welp, you called it.
Coming in hot to retake the coveted "Worst living Olivia" title.
November 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Coming in hot to retake the coveted "Worst living Olivia" title.
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/2 That kind of knowledge is what I have in the place where others have a capacity to interact comfortably with fellow human beings.
November 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
/2 That kind of knowledge is what I have in the place where others have a capacity to interact comfortably with fellow human beings.
Holy crap, Mister White, this is one for the ages.
I'd offer to buy you a drink, but I lack the capacity to phrase that in a way that's comfortable for either of us.
I'd offer to buy you a drink, but I lack the capacity to phrase that in a way that's comfortable for either of us.
November 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Holy crap, Mister White, this is one for the ages.
I'd offer to buy you a drink, but I lack the capacity to phrase that in a way that's comfortable for either of us.
I'd offer to buy you a drink, but I lack the capacity to phrase that in a way that's comfortable for either of us.
He was occasionally funny, in the "angry white guy" style, about a decade ago. He had some good Bush II jokes.
But he went completely Unhinged Semi-libertarian a while back, and he's been on a downward spiral since.
But he went completely Unhinged Semi-libertarian a while back, and he's been on a downward spiral since.
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
He was occasionally funny, in the "angry white guy" style, about a decade ago. He had some good Bush II jokes.
But he went completely Unhinged Semi-libertarian a while back, and he's been on a downward spiral since.
But he went completely Unhinged Semi-libertarian a while back, and he's been on a downward spiral since.
There is the small, microscopic, possibility that this is a play by Vance and Miller to dump the old man through the 25th amendment. And the ancient pervert doesn't realize it, because he's fading fast.
November 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
There is the small, microscopic, possibility that this is a play by Vance and Miller to dump the old man through the 25th amendment. And the ancient pervert doesn't realize it, because he's fading fast.
I like the part that's basically "This garden is a metaphor for life. See how subtle it is? SEE MY SUBTLE GARDEN METAPHOR?!"
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I like the part that's basically "This garden is a metaphor for life. See how subtle it is? SEE MY SUBTLE GARDEN METAPHOR?!"
Dear Americans, why did you give a poorly shaven angry hamster the job of Vice President?
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Dear Americans, why did you give a poorly shaven angry hamster the job of Vice President?
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Kicking in the doors of daycares is a great way to turn wine moms into molotov cocktail moms.
November 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Kicking in the doors of daycares is a great way to turn wine moms into molotov cocktail moms.
Hey, if you want a big tent party, there's room for everybody in the tent of Circus Fuck Trump.
November 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Hey, if you want a big tent party, there's room for everybody in the tent of Circus Fuck Trump.
I'd think it would do more "damage" at medium range, when the bread has flown off and you're essentially chucking saucy meats at someone.
November 4, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I'd think it would do more "damage" at medium range, when the bread has flown off and you're essentially chucking saucy meats at someone.
Secretary of FAFO Liz Cheney.
October 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Secretary of FAFO Liz Cheney.
Are we first person or third person???? Does shooting accomplish anything???! Why do the subways use a noclip cheat??!!
Are they using LSD as GPU coolant now?
Are they using LSD as GPU coolant now?
October 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Are we first person or third person???? Does shooting accomplish anything???! Why do the subways use a noclip cheat??!!
Are they using LSD as GPU coolant now?
Are they using LSD as GPU coolant now?
Moreover, (2a) upon viewing the relevant hourly rate, you may wish to cry. Please be advised that expelling water might incur additional costs (we're not liable for in any way).
October 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Moreover, (2a) upon viewing the relevant hourly rate, you may wish to cry. Please be advised that expelling water might incur additional costs (we're not liable for in any way).
Holy crap. She looks like something a cheap AI would generate. Motion and everything.
October 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Holy crap. She looks like something a cheap AI would generate. Motion and everything.
Oh, so managers can be a special category under discussion?
And teachers can't be, because...?
And teachers can't be, because...?
September 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Oh, so managers can be a special category under discussion?
And teachers can't be, because...?
And teachers can't be, because...?
A lot of managers also don't own their means of production.
Are managers working class?
Are managers working class?
September 30, 2025 at 8:39 AM
A lot of managers also don't own their means of production.
Are managers working class?
Are managers working class?
I'll bet he forgot the part about getting nailed to it, too.
September 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I'll bet he forgot the part about getting nailed to it, too.
"Hi! We've got, like, three people who can refrain from calling Justice Alito 'a fucking hack' to his face. We've heard you might need someone with that talent?"
September 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"Hi! We've got, like, three people who can refrain from calling Justice Alito 'a fucking hack' to his face. We've heard you might need someone with that talent?"
Satisfy Donald Trump? Isn't she too old for his tastes?
September 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Satisfy Donald Trump? Isn't she too old for his tastes?