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Shining a light on Aotearoa’s most acute sufferers of Woke Derangement Syndrome one useful idiot at a time — along with a cheeky bit of political commentary 🇳🇿
Brynn Neilson recently unmasked as the cosplaying kaumātua behind the controversial @MatuaKahurangi Substack and X accounts, has suffered a humiliating defeat in his bid for a seat on the InternetNZ Board at tonight’s AGM, securing a mere 15 votes out of a possible 2,785.
Game over, Brynn.
Game over, Brynn.
July 31, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Brynn Neilson recently unmasked as the cosplaying kaumātua behind the controversial @MatuaKahurangi Substack and X accounts, has suffered a humiliating defeat in his bid for a seat on the InternetNZ Board at tonight’s AGM, securing a mere 15 votes out of a possible 2,785.
Game over, Brynn.
Game over, Brynn.
📍 Couldn’t let this little gem escape everyone’s attention — Simeon Brown tries and fails epically to land a clever insult, and ends up having to do the walk of shame after Speaker Gerry Brownlee decides he’s had enough of his shit for one day and unceremoniously kicks him out of the House.
#nzpol
#nzpol
July 17, 2025 at 10:16 AM
📍 Couldn’t let this little gem escape everyone’s attention — Simeon Brown tries and fails epically to land a clever insult, and ends up having to do the walk of shame after Speaker Gerry Brownlee decides he’s had enough of his shit for one day and unceremoniously kicks him out of the House.
#nzpol
#nzpol
Takutai Moana Tarsh Kemp
1975-2025
“She died as she lived, fighting for the cause, in service to her iwi, hapū and whānau” — Te Pati Māori
Moe Mai rā, e Takutai 🖤🤍❤️
1975-2025
“She died as she lived, fighting for the cause, in service to her iwi, hapū and whānau” — Te Pati Māori
Moe Mai rā, e Takutai 🖤🤍❤️
June 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Takutai Moana Tarsh Kemp
1975-2025
“She died as she lived, fighting for the cause, in service to her iwi, hapū and whānau” — Te Pati Māori
Moe Mai rā, e Takutai 🖤🤍❤️
1975-2025
“She died as she lived, fighting for the cause, in service to her iwi, hapū and whānau” — Te Pati Māori
Moe Mai rā, e Takutai 🖤🤍❤️
Destiny Church leader Brian Tamaki has denounced all other religions, rainbow community & media during his unhinged downtown Auckland rally today. This attempt to set fire to a symbol representing the mainstream media is a metaphor for his broader failure to rally support from the wider public.
June 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Destiny Church leader Brian Tamaki has denounced all other religions, rainbow community & media during his unhinged downtown Auckland rally today. This attempt to set fire to a symbol representing the mainstream media is a metaphor for his broader failure to rally support from the wider public.
⚡️Oh wow, a showdown of the gods is happening in downtown Auckland tomorrow. Sounds like Avengers: Endgame meets Destiny Church.
Will there be thunderbolts? Will Brian Tamaki be summoning fire from the sky with a wave of his divine hand? Shall we all bring marshmallows—y’know, for the fire?⚡️
Will there be thunderbolts? Will Brian Tamaki be summoning fire from the sky with a wave of his divine hand? Shall we all bring marshmallows—y’know, for the fire?⚡️
June 20, 2025 at 11:22 AM
⚡️Oh wow, a showdown of the gods is happening in downtown Auckland tomorrow. Sounds like Avengers: Endgame meets Destiny Church.
Will there be thunderbolts? Will Brian Tamaki be summoning fire from the sky with a wave of his divine hand? Shall we all bring marshmallows—y’know, for the fire?⚡️
Will there be thunderbolts? Will Brian Tamaki be summoning fire from the sky with a wave of his divine hand? Shall we all bring marshmallows—y’know, for the fire?⚡️
🔥 You may have already heard, Jacinda Ardern wrote a book. It’s a #1 bestseller in Aotearoa, #1 on Amazon AU, #3 in the UK, and is also a NYT bestseller.
Here’s hubby Clark Gayford with an update on the books success and a special thank you to all her supporters.
Here’s hubby Clark Gayford with an update on the books success and a special thank you to all her supporters.
June 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
🔥 You may have already heard, Jacinda Ardern wrote a book. It’s a #1 bestseller in Aotearoa, #1 on Amazon AU, #3 in the UK, and is also a NYT bestseller.
Here’s hubby Clark Gayford with an update on the books success and a special thank you to all her supporters.
Here’s hubby Clark Gayford with an update on the books success and a special thank you to all her supporters.
One could almost be forgiven for thinking National’s latest slide in the polls is nothing more than mid-term turbulence. Instead, it’s a vote of no confidence in Luxon’s weak leadership, as voters continue to walk away from a tone-deaf coalition that’s long on promises and short on delivering them.
June 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
One could almost be forgiven for thinking National’s latest slide in the polls is nothing more than mid-term turbulence. Instead, it’s a vote of no confidence in Luxon’s weak leadership, as voters continue to walk away from a tone-deaf coalition that’s long on promises and short on delivering them.
💸 And just like that, it takes less than three minutes for Chantelle Baker to validate last weeks High Court decision ordering her to cough up a $100,000 bond to keep her defamation case against Stuff alive.
June 17, 2025 at 10:39 AM
💸 And just like that, it takes less than three minutes for Chantelle Baker to validate last weeks High Court decision ordering her to cough up a $100,000 bond to keep her defamation case against Stuff alive.
⚠️ What the indoctrination of Destiny Church youth looks like in real time.
This clip shows young members of it’s Radical Youth arm immersed in a highly controlled environment, one that discourages the outside world and embeds Brian Tamaki’s teachings, fostering blind loyalty to their ‘Apostle’.
This clip shows young members of it’s Radical Youth arm immersed in a highly controlled environment, one that discourages the outside world and embeds Brian Tamaki’s teachings, fostering blind loyalty to their ‘Apostle’.
June 13, 2025 at 10:30 AM
⚠️ What the indoctrination of Destiny Church youth looks like in real time.
This clip shows young members of it’s Radical Youth arm immersed in a highly controlled environment, one that discourages the outside world and embeds Brian Tamaki’s teachings, fostering blind loyalty to their ‘Apostle’.
This clip shows young members of it’s Radical Youth arm immersed in a highly controlled environment, one that discourages the outside world and embeds Brian Tamaki’s teachings, fostering blind loyalty to their ‘Apostle’.
June 9, 2025 at 10:20 AM
☎️ Wait, there’s now a hotline for reporting road cones?
Here’s Māori TikTok creator The Conchurversial Kuzzie putting PM Christopher Luxon’s declaration of war on traffic cones into perspective, using his trademark humour and bite to ask where the governments priorities really lie.
#nzpol 🎯
Here’s Māori TikTok creator The Conchurversial Kuzzie putting PM Christopher Luxon’s declaration of war on traffic cones into perspective, using his trademark humour and bite to ask where the governments priorities really lie.
#nzpol 🎯
June 7, 2025 at 10:26 AM
☎️ Wait, there’s now a hotline for reporting road cones?
Here’s Māori TikTok creator The Conchurversial Kuzzie putting PM Christopher Luxon’s declaration of war on traffic cones into perspective, using his trademark humour and bite to ask where the governments priorities really lie.
#nzpol 🎯
Here’s Māori TikTok creator The Conchurversial Kuzzie putting PM Christopher Luxon’s declaration of war on traffic cones into perspective, using his trademark humour and bite to ask where the governments priorities really lie.
#nzpol 🎯
Just two weeks after criticising Parliament as a “house of chaos” and warning that standards had begun slipping, Winston Peters proved his own point today - by directly attacking Te Pāti Māori co-leader Rawiri Waititi with this vile, racist outburst during this afternoon’s fiery debate in the House.
June 5, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Just two weeks after criticising Parliament as a “house of chaos” and warning that standards had begun slipping, Winston Peters proved his own point today - by directly attacking Te Pāti Māori co-leader Rawiri Waititi with this vile, racist outburst during this afternoon’s fiery debate in the House.
Newly appointed Deputy PM David Seymour fresh off the back of a 2.8 point slide in the latest Reid Research poll, hit another new low on RNZ’s 30 With Guyon Espiner today, with a desperate claim that 99.5% of the 23k submissions received opposing his Regulatory Standards Bill were created by bots.
June 4, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Newly appointed Deputy PM David Seymour fresh off the back of a 2.8 point slide in the latest Reid Research poll, hit another new low on RNZ’s 30 With Guyon Espiner today, with a desperate claim that 99.5% of the 23k submissions received opposing his Regulatory Standards Bill were created by bots.
“He said he should of kept his thoughts to himself, I’m comfortable with that”
Y’all called it & here’s the receipt. PM Christopher Luxon on Breakfast this morn reducing Chris Bishops inappropriate “what a load of crap” comment at the AMA’s to nothing more than poor timing rather than bad judgment.
Y’all called it & here’s the receipt. PM Christopher Luxon on Breakfast this morn reducing Chris Bishops inappropriate “what a load of crap” comment at the AMA’s to nothing more than poor timing rather than bad judgment.
June 3, 2025 at 10:43 AM
“He said he should of kept his thoughts to himself, I’m comfortable with that”
Y’all called it & here’s the receipt. PM Christopher Luxon on Breakfast this morn reducing Chris Bishops inappropriate “what a load of crap” comment at the AMA’s to nothing more than poor timing rather than bad judgment.
Y’all called it & here’s the receipt. PM Christopher Luxon on Breakfast this morn reducing Chris Bishops inappropriate “what a load of crap” comment at the AMA’s to nothing more than poor timing rather than bad judgment.
🔥 An extremely relaxed-looking and radiant Dame Jacinda Ardern, speaking to CBS Sunday Morning’s Robert Costa in Boston on the eve of the publication of her memoir “A Different Kind of Power” (out Tuesday, 3 June), answers the question on all her haters lips.
June 2, 2025 at 10:13 AM
🔥 An extremely relaxed-looking and radiant Dame Jacinda Ardern, speaking to CBS Sunday Morning’s Robert Costa in Boston on the eve of the publication of her memoir “A Different Kind of Power” (out Tuesday, 3 June), answers the question on all her haters lips.
Here’s Stan Walker’s “load of crap” at the Aotearoa Music Awards - and the now very public reaction from embattled Leader of the House & Senior Cabinet Minister Chris Bishop, including his deeply embarrassing schooling from New Zealand music royalty, Don McGlashan #shutupyoudickhead
May 31, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Here’s Stan Walker’s “load of crap” at the Aotearoa Music Awards - and the now very public reaction from embattled Leader of the House & Senior Cabinet Minister Chris Bishop, including his deeply embarrassing schooling from New Zealand music royalty, Don McGlashan #shutupyoudickhead
Immigration Minister Erica Stanford, recently under fire for breaching the Cabinet Manual by using her personal email for official govt business, is in trouble again over her emails —this time for tone-deaf comments she made earlier this month, prompting backlash from media & politicians in India.
May 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Immigration Minister Erica Stanford, recently under fire for breaching the Cabinet Manual by using her personal email for official govt business, is in trouble again over her emails —this time for tone-deaf comments she made earlier this month, prompting backlash from media & politicians in India.
Cameron Slater on his self-styled Good Oil podcast last week, reaching for the lowest common denominator with his utterly ludicrous claim that several Auckland schoolchildren are currently identifying as cats, prompting their school to install cat litter boxes & provide scratching poles #clownshow
May 27, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Cameron Slater on his self-styled Good Oil podcast last week, reaching for the lowest common denominator with his utterly ludicrous claim that several Auckland schoolchildren are currently identifying as cats, prompting their school to install cat litter boxes & provide scratching poles #clownshow
Jamie Warren, daughter of Destiny Church head Brian Tamaki, giving a terribly unconvincing pitch yesterday as the church carries on with its programme of piling on the pressure for members attending their conference on Matariki weekend to give generously during its annual ‘First Fruits’ offering.
May 26, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Jamie Warren, daughter of Destiny Church head Brian Tamaki, giving a terribly unconvincing pitch yesterday as the church carries on with its programme of piling on the pressure for members attending their conference on Matariki weekend to give generously during its annual ‘First Fruits’ offering.
On TVNZ’s Q+A yesterday, Finance Minister Nicola Willis offered little more than a hollow defence of her government’s economic mismanagement in the face of a widely criticised Budget 2025, which has only deepened public distrust in her ability to deliver economic prosperity for all New Zealanders.
May 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
On TVNZ’s Q+A yesterday, Finance Minister Nicola Willis offered little more than a hollow defence of her government’s economic mismanagement in the face of a widely criticised Budget 2025, which has only deepened public distrust in her ability to deliver economic prosperity for all New Zealanders.
⚠️ It’s been a disastrous Budget Day 2025 for this clown show pretending to have us ‘Back on Track’, and frankly this probably best sums up the sentiment out there.
#nzpol
#nzpol
May 24, 2025 at 10:07 AM
⚠️ It’s been a disastrous Budget Day 2025 for this clown show pretending to have us ‘Back on Track’, and frankly this probably best sums up the sentiment out there.
#nzpol
#nzpol
🔥 Just dropped, the preview for Prime Minister, the much anticipated docu-movie on Dame Jacinda Ardern. With its unprecedented access, it promises a raw & deeply intimate portrait of her 6 tumultuous years as the greatest leader Aotearoa, NZ has ever had.
*Releases 13 June in the USA; NZ date TBC
*Releases 13 June in the USA; NZ date TBC
May 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
🔥 Just dropped, the preview for Prime Minister, the much anticipated docu-movie on Dame Jacinda Ardern. With its unprecedented access, it promises a raw & deeply intimate portrait of her 6 tumultuous years as the greatest leader Aotearoa, NZ has ever had.
*Releases 13 June in the USA; NZ date TBC
*Releases 13 June in the USA; NZ date TBC
Well, that’s awkward. Trying to play the tough-guy populist by nodding along with useful idiot Mike Hosking about the ‘Māorification’ of New Zealand — “when we see it, we call it out” — then folding into a stammering mess when Te Pāti Māori’s Debbie Ngarewa-Packer calls him out in the House.
May 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Well, that’s awkward. Trying to play the tough-guy populist by nodding along with useful idiot Mike Hosking about the ‘Māorification’ of New Zealand — “when we see it, we call it out” — then folding into a stammering mess when Te Pāti Māori’s Debbie Ngarewa-Packer calls him out in the House.