kelvin_morganNZ
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Shining a light on Aotearoa’s most acute sufferers of Woke Derangement Syndrome one useful idiot at a time — along with a cheeky bit of political commentary 🇳🇿
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BREAKING: I now have substantive proof that Brynn Neilson is Matua Kahurangi.
I have seen an email (supplied to me) sent to Penguin. It identifies legal contact details for Matua as Brynn.
Their legal team have clearly acted. The Matua account just posted this:
matuakahurangi.com/p/penguin-bo...
I have seen an email (supplied to me) sent to Penguin. It identifies legal contact details for Matua as Brynn.
Their legal team have clearly acted. The Matua account just posted this:
matuakahurangi.com/p/penguin-bo...
Penguin Books has completely lost their shit over my Hairy Maclary meme
You would think a giant publishing house would have better things to do than scream into the void about a meme.
matuakahurangi.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
BREAKING: I now have substantive proof that Brynn Neilson is Matua Kahurangi.
I have seen an email (supplied to me) sent to Penguin. It identifies legal contact details for Matua as Brynn.
Their legal team have clearly acted. The Matua account just posted this:
matuakahurangi.com/p/penguin-bo...
I have seen an email (supplied to me) sent to Penguin. It identifies legal contact details for Matua as Brynn.
Their legal team have clearly acted. The Matua account just posted this:
matuakahurangi.com/p/penguin-bo...
Brynn Neilson recently unmasked as the cosplaying kaumātua behind the controversial @MatuaKahurangi Substack and X accounts, has suffered a humiliating defeat in his bid for a seat on the InternetNZ Board at tonight’s AGM, securing a mere 15 votes out of a possible 2,785.
Game over, Brynn.
Game over, Brynn.
July 31, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Brynn Neilson recently unmasked as the cosplaying kaumātua behind the controversial @MatuaKahurangi Substack and X accounts, has suffered a humiliating defeat in his bid for a seat on the InternetNZ Board at tonight’s AGM, securing a mere 15 votes out of a possible 2,785.
Game over, Brynn.
Game over, Brynn.
Kia Ora
For those of you wondering where Paul Thistoll vanished to — fear not. He muttered “I may be some time” and wandered off in the direction of a long lunch.
Last seen begging Sharon for some butter while waiting to use the toaster.
No wonder he needs help👇🏼
givealittle.co.nz/cause/I-need...
For those of you wondering where Paul Thistoll vanished to — fear not. He muttered “I may be some time” and wandered off in the direction of a long lunch.
Last seen begging Sharon for some butter while waiting to use the toaster.
No wonder he needs help👇🏼
givealittle.co.nz/cause/I-need...
I need your support right now with safety and legal costs, and a human rights fighting fund.
I need help with moving, security, extra living, and legal costs. We are also establishing a human rights legal fighting fund.
givealittle.co.nz
July 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Kia Ora
For those of you wondering where Paul Thistoll vanished to — fear not. He muttered “I may be some time” and wandered off in the direction of a long lunch.
Last seen begging Sharon for some butter while waiting to use the toaster.
No wonder he needs help👇🏼
givealittle.co.nz/cause/I-need...
For those of you wondering where Paul Thistoll vanished to — fear not. He muttered “I may be some time” and wandered off in the direction of a long lunch.
Last seen begging Sharon for some butter while waiting to use the toaster.
No wonder he needs help👇🏼
givealittle.co.nz/cause/I-need...
📍 Couldn’t let this little gem escape everyone’s attention — Simeon Brown tries and fails epically to land a clever insult, and ends up having to do the walk of shame after Speaker Gerry Brownlee decides he’s had enough of his shit for one day and unceremoniously kicks him out of the House.
#nzpol
#nzpol
July 17, 2025 at 10:16 AM
📍 Couldn’t let this little gem escape everyone’s attention — Simeon Brown tries and fails epically to land a clever insult, and ends up having to do the walk of shame after Speaker Gerry Brownlee decides he’s had enough of his shit for one day and unceremoniously kicks him out of the House.
#nzpol
#nzpol
📍In their final appearance before the COVID-19 Inquiry, Voices for Freedom founders repeatedly dodge basic questions about the legitimacy of NZ’s early pandemic response. Commissioner Illingworth stays focused — but VFF won’t give a straight answer.
Watch here: x.com/kelvin_morga...
Watch here: x.com/kelvin_morga...
Kelvin Morgan 🇳🇿 on X: "📍In this second and final excerpt from Voices for Freedom’s appearance before the Royal Commission of Inquiry into COVID-19, Commissioner Grant Illingworth KC presses the group’s founders—Claire Deeks and Alia Bland, alongside their legal counsel Katie Ashby-Koppens — for clear https://t.co/ceKETybmX6" / X
📍In this second and final excerpt from Voices for Freedom’s appearance before the Royal Commission of Inquiry into COVID-19, Commissioner Grant Illingworth KC presses the group’s founders—Claire Deeks and Alia Bland, alongside their legal counsel Katie Ashby-Koppens — for clear https://t.co/ceKETybmX6
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July 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
📍In their final appearance before the COVID-19 Inquiry, Voices for Freedom founders repeatedly dodge basic questions about the legitimacy of NZ’s early pandemic response. Commissioner Illingworth stays focused — but VFF won’t give a straight answer.
Watch here: x.com/kelvin_morga...
Watch here: x.com/kelvin_morga...
Takutai Moana Tarsh Kemp
1975-2025
“She died as she lived, fighting for the cause, in service to her iwi, hapū and whānau” — Te Pati Māori
Moe Mai rā, e Takutai 🖤🤍❤️
1975-2025
“She died as she lived, fighting for the cause, in service to her iwi, hapū and whānau” — Te Pati Māori
Moe Mai rā, e Takutai 🖤🤍❤️
June 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Takutai Moana Tarsh Kemp
1975-2025
“She died as she lived, fighting for the cause, in service to her iwi, hapū and whānau” — Te Pati Māori
Moe Mai rā, e Takutai 🖤🤍❤️
1975-2025
“She died as she lived, fighting for the cause, in service to her iwi, hapū and whānau” — Te Pati Māori
Moe Mai rā, e Takutai 🖤🤍❤️
Destiny Church leader Brian Tamaki has denounced all other religions, rainbow community & media during his unhinged downtown Auckland rally today. This attempt to set fire to a symbol representing the mainstream media is a metaphor for his broader failure to rally support from the wider public.
June 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Destiny Church leader Brian Tamaki has denounced all other religions, rainbow community & media during his unhinged downtown Auckland rally today. This attempt to set fire to a symbol representing the mainstream media is a metaphor for his broader failure to rally support from the wider public.
⚡️Oh wow, a showdown of the gods is happening in downtown Auckland tomorrow. Sounds like Avengers: Endgame meets Destiny Church.
Will there be thunderbolts? Will Brian Tamaki be summoning fire from the sky with a wave of his divine hand? Shall we all bring marshmallows—y’know, for the fire?⚡️
Will there be thunderbolts? Will Brian Tamaki be summoning fire from the sky with a wave of his divine hand? Shall we all bring marshmallows—y’know, for the fire?⚡️
June 20, 2025 at 11:22 AM
⚡️Oh wow, a showdown of the gods is happening in downtown Auckland tomorrow. Sounds like Avengers: Endgame meets Destiny Church.
Will there be thunderbolts? Will Brian Tamaki be summoning fire from the sky with a wave of his divine hand? Shall we all bring marshmallows—y’know, for the fire?⚡️
Will there be thunderbolts? Will Brian Tamaki be summoning fire from the sky with a wave of his divine hand? Shall we all bring marshmallows—y’know, for the fire?⚡️
🔥 You may have already heard, Jacinda Ardern wrote a book. It’s a #1 bestseller in Aotearoa, #1 on Amazon AU, #3 in the UK, and is also a NYT bestseller.
Here’s hubby Clark Gayford with an update on the books success and a special thank you to all her supporters.
Here’s hubby Clark Gayford with an update on the books success and a special thank you to all her supporters.
June 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
🔥 You may have already heard, Jacinda Ardern wrote a book. It’s a #1 bestseller in Aotearoa, #1 on Amazon AU, #3 in the UK, and is also a NYT bestseller.
Here’s hubby Clark Gayford with an update on the books success and a special thank you to all her supporters.
Here’s hubby Clark Gayford with an update on the books success and a special thank you to all her supporters.
One could almost be forgiven for thinking National’s latest slide in the polls is nothing more than mid-term turbulence. Instead, it’s a vote of no confidence in Luxon’s weak leadership, as voters continue to walk away from a tone-deaf coalition that’s long on promises and short on delivering them.
June 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
One could almost be forgiven for thinking National’s latest slide in the polls is nothing more than mid-term turbulence. Instead, it’s a vote of no confidence in Luxon’s weak leadership, as voters continue to walk away from a tone-deaf coalition that’s long on promises and short on delivering them.
💸 And just like that, it takes less than three minutes for Chantelle Baker to validate last weeks High Court decision ordering her to cough up a $100,000 bond to keep her defamation case against Stuff alive.
June 17, 2025 at 10:39 AM
💸 And just like that, it takes less than three minutes for Chantelle Baker to validate last weeks High Court decision ordering her to cough up a $100,000 bond to keep her defamation case against Stuff alive.
⚠️ What the indoctrination of Destiny Church youth looks like in real time.
This clip shows young members of it’s Radical Youth arm immersed in a highly controlled environment, one that discourages the outside world and embeds Brian Tamaki’s teachings, fostering blind loyalty to their ‘Apostle’.
This clip shows young members of it’s Radical Youth arm immersed in a highly controlled environment, one that discourages the outside world and embeds Brian Tamaki’s teachings, fostering blind loyalty to their ‘Apostle’.
June 13, 2025 at 10:30 AM
⚠️ What the indoctrination of Destiny Church youth looks like in real time.
This clip shows young members of it’s Radical Youth arm immersed in a highly controlled environment, one that discourages the outside world and embeds Brian Tamaki’s teachings, fostering blind loyalty to their ‘Apostle’.
This clip shows young members of it’s Radical Youth arm immersed in a highly controlled environment, one that discourages the outside world and embeds Brian Tamaki’s teachings, fostering blind loyalty to their ‘Apostle’.
June 9, 2025 at 10:20 AM
☎️ Wait, there’s now a hotline for reporting road cones?
Here’s Māori TikTok creator The Conchurversial Kuzzie putting PM Christopher Luxon’s declaration of war on traffic cones into perspective, using his trademark humour and bite to ask where the governments priorities really lie.
#nzpol 🎯
Here’s Māori TikTok creator The Conchurversial Kuzzie putting PM Christopher Luxon’s declaration of war on traffic cones into perspective, using his trademark humour and bite to ask where the governments priorities really lie.
#nzpol 🎯
June 7, 2025 at 10:26 AM
☎️ Wait, there’s now a hotline for reporting road cones?
Here’s Māori TikTok creator The Conchurversial Kuzzie putting PM Christopher Luxon’s declaration of war on traffic cones into perspective, using his trademark humour and bite to ask where the governments priorities really lie.
#nzpol 🎯
Here’s Māori TikTok creator The Conchurversial Kuzzie putting PM Christopher Luxon’s declaration of war on traffic cones into perspective, using his trademark humour and bite to ask where the governments priorities really lie.
#nzpol 🎯
Just two weeks after criticising Parliament as a “house of chaos” and warning that standards had begun slipping, Winston Peters proved his own point today - by directly attacking Te Pāti Māori co-leader Rawiri Waititi with this vile, racist outburst during this afternoon’s fiery debate in the House.
June 5, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Just two weeks after criticising Parliament as a “house of chaos” and warning that standards had begun slipping, Winston Peters proved his own point today - by directly attacking Te Pāti Māori co-leader Rawiri Waititi with this vile, racist outburst during this afternoon’s fiery debate in the House.
Newly appointed Deputy PM David Seymour fresh off the back of a 2.8 point slide in the latest Reid Research poll, hit another new low on RNZ’s 30 With Guyon Espiner today, with a desperate claim that 99.5% of the 23k submissions received opposing his Regulatory Standards Bill were created by bots.
June 4, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Newly appointed Deputy PM David Seymour fresh off the back of a 2.8 point slide in the latest Reid Research poll, hit another new low on RNZ’s 30 With Guyon Espiner today, with a desperate claim that 99.5% of the 23k submissions received opposing his Regulatory Standards Bill were created by bots.
🚨#BREAKING
RNZ’s latest Reid Research poll shows the Left bloc would have enough support to turf coalition government out of power.
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
RNZ’s latest Reid Research poll shows the Left bloc would have enough support to turf coalition government out of power.
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Left bloc would have enough support to turf coalition government out of power - poll
And the leadership ratings in the latest RNZ-Reid Research poll - taken after the Budget - are also bad news for the government
www.rnz.co.nz
June 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
🚨#BREAKING
RNZ’s latest Reid Research poll shows the Left bloc would have enough support to turf coalition government out of power.
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
RNZ’s latest Reid Research poll shows the Left bloc would have enough support to turf coalition government out of power.
www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
“He said he should of kept his thoughts to himself, I’m comfortable with that”
Y’all called it & here’s the receipt. PM Christopher Luxon on Breakfast this morn reducing Chris Bishops inappropriate “what a load of crap” comment at the AMA’s to nothing more than poor timing rather than bad judgment.
Y’all called it & here’s the receipt. PM Christopher Luxon on Breakfast this morn reducing Chris Bishops inappropriate “what a load of crap” comment at the AMA’s to nothing more than poor timing rather than bad judgment.
June 3, 2025 at 10:43 AM
“He said he should of kept his thoughts to himself, I’m comfortable with that”
Y’all called it & here’s the receipt. PM Christopher Luxon on Breakfast this morn reducing Chris Bishops inappropriate “what a load of crap” comment at the AMA’s to nothing more than poor timing rather than bad judgment.
Y’all called it & here’s the receipt. PM Christopher Luxon on Breakfast this morn reducing Chris Bishops inappropriate “what a load of crap” comment at the AMA’s to nothing more than poor timing rather than bad judgment.
🔥 An extremely relaxed-looking and radiant Dame Jacinda Ardern, speaking to CBS Sunday Morning’s Robert Costa in Boston on the eve of the publication of her memoir “A Different Kind of Power” (out Tuesday, 3 June), answers the question on all her haters lips.
June 2, 2025 at 10:13 AM
🔥 An extremely relaxed-looking and radiant Dame Jacinda Ardern, speaking to CBS Sunday Morning’s Robert Costa in Boston on the eve of the publication of her memoir “A Different Kind of Power” (out Tuesday, 3 June), answers the question on all her haters lips.
Recorded Music NZ and Aotearoa Music Awards politely telling Leader of the House and Senior Cabinet Minister Chris Bishop: #shutupyoudickhead
May 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Recorded Music NZ and Aotearoa Music Awards politely telling Leader of the House and Senior Cabinet Minister Chris Bishop: #shutupyoudickhead
Here’s Stan Walker’s “load of crap” at the Aotearoa Music Awards - and the now very public reaction from embattled Leader of the House & Senior Cabinet Minister Chris Bishop, including his deeply embarrassing schooling from New Zealand music royalty, Don McGlashan #shutupyoudickhead
May 31, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Here’s Stan Walker’s “load of crap” at the Aotearoa Music Awards - and the now very public reaction from embattled Leader of the House & Senior Cabinet Minister Chris Bishop, including his deeply embarrassing schooling from New Zealand music royalty, Don McGlashan #shutupyoudickhead