Kelvin (Not That One)
@kelvinhatle.bsky.social
Minneapolis-area poindexter, aficionado of fig newtons and ridiculous films. Gets nutty about his dog. Also does some acting and writing when permitted.
My MCBA Fallcon haul. That’s gonna have to do it for my discretionary spending for a couple weeks.
October 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My MCBA Fallcon haul. That’s gonna have to do it for my discretionary spending for a couple weeks.
TEXAS BRISKET OM NOM NOM
September 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
TEXAS BRISKET OM NOM NOM
Been having too good a time at Fantastic Fest to post much. I’ll probably be blowing up Letterboxd once I get home. Just wish Texas was a smidge less hot.
September 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Been having too good a time at Fantastic Fest to post much. I’ll probably be blowing up Letterboxd once I get home. Just wish Texas was a smidge less hot.
Trying to calm some pre-trip jitters with the Vincent Price episode of The Muppet Show
September 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Trying to calm some pre-trip jitters with the Vincent Price episode of The Muppet Show
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.
September 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr.
The traditional Labor Day repast is grilled steak or burgers, but as I do not have a grill I’m having baked chicken
September 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The traditional Labor Day repast is grilled steak or burgers, but as I do not have a grill I’m having baked chicken
Reacquainting myself with this classic for a show I’m in. Not like I need an excuse to rewatch this again, but I’m making one anyway.
July 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Reacquainting myself with this classic for a show I’m in. Not like I need an excuse to rewatch this again, but I’m making one anyway.
My card wallet
July 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My card wallet
Yeah, okay, let's give this a whirl.
June 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Yeah, okay, let's give this a whirl.
Powwow Highway (1989.) Only 2,900 views, which kills me. It deserves a much bigger audience.
June 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Powwow Highway (1989.) Only 2,900 views, which kills me. It deserves a much bigger audience.
What's a poster you had up in your room growing up?
June 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
What's a poster you had up in your room growing up?
16. Mrs. White - Clue. I love all of Madeline Kahn's characters, but the "flames!" bit in Clue puts Mrs. White over the top. Honestly, it's a pity it's only viewable in one of the endings, and not in the meat of the film.
June 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
16. Mrs. White - Clue. I love all of Madeline Kahn's characters, but the "flames!" bit in Clue puts Mrs. White over the top. Honestly, it's a pity it's only viewable in one of the endings, and not in the meat of the film.
15. Vienna - Johnny Guitar. Joan Crawford plays a woman unapologetic about her unsavory past taking on a lynch mob. Some amazing gender role reversal in this Western, a genre not known for such things.
June 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
15. Vienna - Johnny Guitar. Joan Crawford plays a woman unapologetic about her unsavory past taking on a lynch mob. Some amazing gender role reversal in this Western, a genre not known for such things.
14. Lady Lou - She Done Him Wrong. I'm endlessly awaiting the day that Gen Z discovers Mae West. I think they'd be blown away.
June 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
14. Lady Lou - She Done Him Wrong. I'm endlessly awaiting the day that Gen Z discovers Mae West. I think they'd be blown away.
13. Nyssa - Doctor Who. My vote for most underrated Doctor Who companion. I don't think she ever got her due. I mean, she could pilot the tardis for cripes sake.
June 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
13. Nyssa - Doctor Who. My vote for most underrated Doctor Who companion. I don't think she ever got her due. I mean, she could pilot the tardis for cripes sake.
12. American Maid - The Tick animated series. As almost the only competent person in the whole universe, she had to pull a lot of straight character weight. And she does. And kicks ass while doing it.
June 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
12. American Maid - The Tick animated series. As almost the only competent person in the whole universe, she had to pull a lot of straight character weight. And she does. And kicks ass while doing it.
11. K'Ehleyr - Star Trek: TNG. Worf's one-time fling. One of the best guest characters in all of Star Trek. Man, it pissed me off that she only got two episodes before getting offed. Suzie Plakson should be so much better known.
June 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
11. K'Ehleyr - Star Trek: TNG. Worf's one-time fling. One of the best guest characters in all of Star Trek. Man, it pissed me off that she only got two episodes before getting offed. Suzie Plakson should be so much better known.
10. Furiosa - Mad Max universe. Almost certainly a very common choice for this topic, but there are reasons for that.
June 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
10. Furiosa - Mad Max universe. Almost certainly a very common choice for this topic, but there are reasons for that.
9. Lucille Bluth - Arrested Development. One of the funniest clueless rich people ever. "How much does a banana cost, ten dollars?!" is a line I quote often.
June 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
9. Lucille Bluth - Arrested Development. One of the funniest clueless rich people ever. "How much does a banana cost, ten dollars?!" is a line I quote often.
8. Coffy. Still my go to example for a woman who is absolutely done with your shit.
June 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
8. Coffy. Still my go to example for a woman who is absolutely done with your shit.
7. Miss Thief Catcher - The Heroic Trio. Mercenary motorcycle ninja turns hero. I hope I don't get sent to horny jail for this, but I don't understand how anyone of any gender expression or orientation would not be fascinated by Maggie Cheung's portrayal here.
June 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
7. Miss Thief Catcher - The Heroic Trio. Mercenary motorcycle ninja turns hero. I hope I don't get sent to horny jail for this, but I don't understand how anyone of any gender expression or orientation would not be fascinated by Maggie Cheung's portrayal here.
6. Jennifer Marlowe - WKRP In Cincinnati. Making the blond bombshell character the smartest person in the ensemble is some serious subversion.
June 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
6. Jennifer Marlowe - WKRP In Cincinnati. Making the blond bombshell character the smartest person in the ensemble is some serious subversion.
5. Adèle Blanc-Sec. Edwardian-era girl reporter who runs into mummies and rides a pterosaur. I mean c'mon.
June 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
5. Adèle Blanc-Sec. Edwardian-era girl reporter who runs into mummies and rides a pterosaur. I mean c'mon.
4. Piper - Fallout 4. My favorite of the companions. A great rogue, utterly contemptuous of authority, but with a genuine desire to help people.
June 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
4. Piper - Fallout 4. My favorite of the companions. A great rogue, utterly contemptuous of authority, but with a genuine desire to help people.