Kelvin (Not That One)
@kelvinhatle.bsky.social
Minneapolis-area poindexter, aficionado of fig newtons and ridiculous films. Gets nutty about his dog. Also does some acting and writing when permitted.
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Mandatory prayer inside public schools. No public prayer outside fascist kidnapping factories. That's what "religious freedom" looks like under the GOP: blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...
Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility
In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...
blockclubchicago.org
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Mandatory prayer inside public schools. No public prayer outside fascist kidnapping factories. That's what "religious freedom" looks like under the GOP: blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...
I don't want to be a wuss and break out my winter coat already, but I'm going to be a wuss and break out my winter coat already.
November 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I don't want to be a wuss and break out my winter coat already, but I'm going to be a wuss and break out my winter coat already.
It's Saturday! Post a cartoon series you love.
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It's Saturday! Post a cartoon series you love.
So much good electoral news across the country. And yet Minneapolis re-elects Jacob Frey and St. Paul tosses out Melvin Carter. What has happened to the Twin Cities? Just infuriating.
November 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
So much good electoral news across the country. And yet Minneapolis re-elects Jacob Frey and St. Paul tosses out Melvin Carter. What has happened to the Twin Cities? Just infuriating.
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Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
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“Dead people are important. They’re a vital part of the eco-system: without them we would have no context. We’d also have very few houses and far inferior libraries & record collections. So: go dead people!” - Virgil S. Dinwiddie
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
“Dead people are important. They’re a vital part of the eco-system: without them we would have no context. We’d also have very few houses and far inferior libraries & record collections. So: go dead people!” - Virgil S. Dinwiddie
Unbelievably hungry for a sub sandwich, for some odd reason.
November 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Unbelievably hungry for a sub sandwich, for some odd reason.
I actually like jello, okay? But then you have to make jello and let it set for hours, by which time you are no longer in the mood for jello, or have to go to bed, or something. It's frustrating.
November 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I actually like jello, okay? But then you have to make jello and let it set for hours, by which time you are no longer in the mood for jello, or have to go to bed, or something. It's frustrating.
Debating on social media.
November 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Debating on social media.
Just realized I never bought any Count Chocula or Frankenberry this year. Argh!
October 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Just realized I never bought any Count Chocula or Frankenberry this year. Argh!
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The US before-insurance bill for this at an ER would be around $5,500. Protect your NHS, UK.
The NHS (the wonderful Lucia) did triage, x-ray and removal in 80 minutes, pulling a shard of glass out of my foot! More details in the Newsletter, which will be out on time! Thank you, NHS!
October 31, 2025 at 11:30 AM
The US before-insurance bill for this at an ER would be around $5,500. Protect your NHS, UK.
What's it like in your head?
October 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
What's it like in your head?
How am I getting through things? Well, I'm not really. But surf rock played by guys in spacesuits helps a bit.
The Spotnicks - The Rocket Man [Sweden, Surf](1962)
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The Spotnicks - The Rocket Man [Sweden, Surf](1962)
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October 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
How am I getting through things? Well, I'm not really. But surf rock played by guys in spacesuits helps a bit.
Waiting for the moment he decides to tear down the Statue of Liberty and replace it with "a classier broad with bigger tits."
NEW: After The Washington Post reported Monday on the demolition of the "East Wing facade," a new picture obtained by Law Dork that was taken on Tuesday shows that a substantial portion of the entirety of the East Wing has been demolished.
October 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Waiting for the moment he decides to tear down the Statue of Liberty and replace it with "a classier broad with bigger tits."
Just listened to an episode of No Such Thing As A Fish and they discussed Tom Baker’s autobiography and a Tongan god who blinded other gods with his anus and guys I am so happy right now.
October 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Just listened to an episode of No Such Thing As A Fish and they discussed Tom Baker’s autobiography and a Tongan god who blinded other gods with his anus and guys I am so happy right now.
My MCBA Fallcon haul. That’s gonna have to do it for my discretionary spending for a couple weeks.
October 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My MCBA Fallcon haul. That’s gonna have to do it for my discretionary spending for a couple weeks.
I'm supposed to provide a trivia question for the department meeting tomorrow, and I can't think of anything that isn't weird, morbid, or insufferably nerdy.
October 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I'm supposed to provide a trivia question for the department meeting tomorrow, and I can't think of anything that isn't weird, morbid, or insufferably nerdy.
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When Frank Sinatra released "New York, New York" Devo had already released two albums
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
October 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
When Frank Sinatra released "New York, New York" Devo had already released two albums
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Touring, rating, and appreciating the local porcelain thrones. racketmn.com/the-most-sty...
The Most Stylish, Disturbing, and Mysterious Toilets in the Twin Cities - Racket
Touring, rating, and appreciating the local porcelain thrones.
racketmn.com
October 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Touring, rating, and appreciating the local porcelain thrones. racketmn.com/the-most-sty...
Fantastic Fest film number 30: Whistle. High school kids keep blowing an ancient whistle that summons your death. Not a bad flick to end the fest on. boxd.it/bh3Pdx
A ★★★½ review of Whistle (2025)
Fantastic Fest film #30: The closing night film! An ancient Meso-American whistle summons your death when you blow it. And high school kids keep blowing the damn thing. Actually, pretty decent. It see...
boxd.it
October 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Fantastic Fest film number 30: Whistle. High school kids keep blowing an ancient whistle that summons your death. Not a bad flick to end the fest on. boxd.it/bh3Pdx
Fantastic Fest film number 29: Dolly. What if Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but woman and dolls? boxd.it/bh3wth
A ★★★ review of Dolly (2025)
Fantastic Fest film # 29: Big deranged woman who dresses like a little girl, wears a ceramic doll mask, has baby dolls strewn all over the woods, and is generally obsessed with babies and motherhood, ...
boxd.it
October 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Fantastic Fest film number 29: Dolly. What if Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but woman and dolls? boxd.it/bh3wth
Fantastic Fest film number 28: Coyotes. It involves coyotes. It's okay. boxd.it/bh3aNz
A ★★★ review of Coyotes (2025)
Fantastic Fest film #28: Horror comedy about Hollywood Hills types trapped by a storm, a power outage, a fire, and something else. What was it again? Oh yeah, coyotes. It's mostly about privileged LA ...
boxd.it
October 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Fantastic Fest film number 28: Coyotes. It involves coyotes. It's okay. boxd.it/bh3aNz
Fantastic Fest film number 27: The Evil That Binds Us. Chilean film about a dysfunctional German immigrant family. Well done, but... well... it's another dysfunctional family drama. boxd.it/bh2TSR
A ★★½ review of The Evil That Binds Us (2025)
Fantastic Fest film number 27: Chilean film set in 1957 about an extended German immigrant family, who are a tad dysfunctional. Suddenly, they need to take care of a nephew, who was brought up only sp...
boxd.it
October 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Fantastic Fest film number 27: The Evil That Binds Us. Chilean film about a dysfunctional German immigrant family. Well done, but... well... it's another dysfunctional family drama. boxd.it/bh2TSR