hollywood, we need chris messina and jonathan bailey playing brothers in something immediately. GIVE THE PEOPLE* WHAT THEY** WANT!

*me
**i

A Hallmark movie where their hands meet inside the turkey.

if people are going to clutch their pearls over media like Barbie and Wicked and take to social media about how they won’t be watching it, i better see that same energy towards Dog Man.

since the DOE is getting a crossover episode with the WWE, here’s what i think should be happening:
- kids should be reciting the phrase “can you smell what The Rock is cookin’?” before the pledge of allegiance
- no desks, only folding chairs
- a papermate x ric flair collab for Ric Flair Pens™

we’re reading the hunger games rn in 8th grade and we just finished ch 11 (iykyk) and the audible gasps that rippled throughout the room today when the chapter ended could never be quantified on a standardized test, school report card, or teacher observation score. that gasp tells me you understand.

Never forget: READING FOR PLEASURE has the biggest positive impact of any factor on children's life chances. So never stop sharing books with kids. Never stop reading to them, and helping them to read. Never stop changing lives. #literacy #kidlit #books

gender reveal parties should be offering prizes to guests that choose correctly, i don’t make the rules*.

*this is my formal application to make the rules because not offering a prize to those that guess correctly isn’t any fun and there should be something real at stake when choosing a side