The hypocrisy is deafening. The chaos never ceasing.

This is Trumps America.

Call your reps. And mainly hey ‘Republican’ House of Representatives… do the right thing. For once.

Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever shown up with a record breaking amount of your country to protest a fascist dictator?

#nokings #fuckICE

Come see us and Patton Oswalt next Friday, the unluckiest day of the year, at VIDIOTS! It's a cast and crew 10th anniversary screening of Dude Bro Party Massacre III!!

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In anticipation of Valentine’s Day… here’s something from my cold black heart.

Too intense for bluesky? We’re testing the waters with this one

So… dry January didn’t happen. (Shocking)

Let’s make Faux-bev-uary a thing? (See what I did there?!)

I’ll see myself out.

Reach for the stars, even if you miss you will burn up beyond the earths atmosphere and not have to come back to the America we now know? #SoothingSundaySayings

Urge to take a four year nap.

I figured out the ultimate anti-abortion move: vasectomies for ever pubescent boy. He can then reverse it when he is ready to have children. What was that? You don’t think we should control men’s bodies like that— weird…

This is America.

A rapist is our president. A rapist is our secretary of defense. Nazi salutes are being justified, and Mel Gibson is happy ‘daddy is home’… I for one am ready for aliens to abduct me. #thisisNOTmyAmerica

Answering the never ending question of do I quit all social media because it is clearly the demise of our world as we know it… or join a new app instead?!?

I love you LA.

Y’all we are not okay…I legit left my car on and spare key in ignition parked on an LA street all night and didn’t realize it till after work. This political landscape has me losing my mind and almost my car. In related news: LA - how did no one steal my car? Also thank you for not stealing my car

How I feel about America right now:

The world is burning. Last time I felt like this, I made a movie… youtu.be/sUCYQWJol2k?...