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i do the crossword in sharpie and i never learned the shortcut for "undo."
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@kelseycoch.bsky.social
· Feb 21
a friend just sent me two instagram posts. the first was about hooters filing for bankruptcy and the second was about a woman who crocheted a ten foot long worm and boy does she have my number DOWN
not here to say anything except I have figured out why there were so many Kelseys in the early 90s and unfortunately there’s a straight line from the hit TV show cheers
September 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
not here to say anything except I have figured out why there were so many Kelseys in the early 90s and unfortunately there’s a straight line from the hit TV show cheers
really hate to bring this up but I have been rewatching GoT — and I swear I mean this earnestly — but I do have to say that I think the first step in fixing season 8 is killing Brienne of Tarth unceremoniously in the very first wave of the army of the dead
September 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
really hate to bring this up but I have been rewatching GoT — and I swear I mean this earnestly — but I do have to say that I think the first step in fixing season 8 is killing Brienne of Tarth unceremoniously in the very first wave of the army of the dead
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The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
September 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
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For the record, our division commander BANNED things called “presence patrols” in Iraq.
“If you don’t have a specific task & purpose, your ‘presence’ doesn’t do anything.”
National Guard stating they are now doing presence patrols in DC.
A complete waste of soldier’s time & effort.
“If you don’t have a specific task & purpose, your ‘presence’ doesn’t do anything.”
National Guard stating they are now doing presence patrols in DC.
A complete waste of soldier’s time & effort.
August 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
For the record, our division commander BANNED things called “presence patrols” in Iraq.
“If you don’t have a specific task & purpose, your ‘presence’ doesn’t do anything.”
National Guard stating they are now doing presence patrols in DC.
A complete waste of soldier’s time & effort.
“If you don’t have a specific task & purpose, your ‘presence’ doesn’t do anything.”
National Guard stating they are now doing presence patrols in DC.
A complete waste of soldier’s time & effort.
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All four-star general nominees must now interview with President Trump. The goal is to "ensure they are war fighters first — not bureaucrats,” says the WH.
Some fear it could politicize the general officer corps.
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/29/u...
Some fear it could politicize the general officer corps.
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/29/u...
Top Generals Nominated for New Positions Must Now Meet With Trump
www.nytimes.com
July 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
All four-star general nominees must now interview with President Trump. The goal is to "ensure they are war fighters first — not bureaucrats,” says the WH.
Some fear it could politicize the general officer corps.
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/29/u...
Some fear it could politicize the general officer corps.
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/29/u...
currently experiencing a watershed moment where the last two doctors I’ve seen have both been *younger than me and to be very frank I do not care for that at all
July 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
currently experiencing a watershed moment where the last two doctors I’ve seen have both been *younger than me and to be very frank I do not care for that at all
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Great op-ed @usatoday.com from longtime TB Fighter Quinn Yates: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
11,000 more TB patients died after Trump's USAID cuts. That number will rise. | Opinion
The potential for thousands of new deaths from TB is not worth the less than 1% in federal savings that came from cutting USAID.
www.usatoday.com
July 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Great op-ed @usatoday.com from longtime TB Fighter Quinn Yates: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
hearing fireworks on July 5th at 2115 PST and I’m mad as hell lol
July 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
hearing fireworks on July 5th at 2115 PST and I’m mad as hell lol
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it’s absurd that NYT forced him to delete these skeets, which … convey the factual information that Zohran Mamdani is, in fact, a man of South Asian descent who was born and raised in Africa, and that the pseudonymous source of the hacked material is a white supremacist eugenicist.
July 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
it’s absurd that NYT forced him to delete these skeets, which … convey the factual information that Zohran Mamdani is, in fact, a man of South Asian descent who was born and raised in Africa, and that the pseudonymous source of the hacked material is a white supremacist eugenicist.
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3 of my classmates are in Congress, and this just posted to the class FB page 💀
July 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
3 of my classmates are in Congress, and this just posted to the class FB page 💀
locking in while my husband is away on business (rewatching all of sex in the city)
July 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
locking in while my husband is away on business (rewatching all of sex in the city)
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Love Pedro Pascal's look here. The coat looks great because it's big and long. Modern overcoats are often too slim and short, which robs them of drama and verve.
July 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Love Pedro Pascal's look here. The coat looks great because it's big and long. Modern overcoats are often too slim and short, which robs them of drama and verve.
Nick Viall is a once in a generation talent as a messy bitch who loves drama
July 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Nick Viall is a once in a generation talent as a messy bitch who loves drama
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I genuinely cannot believe how many Democrats are spending their energy on destroying Mamdani when the GOP is trying to turn ICE into a full on secret police by drastically raising their budget
June 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I genuinely cannot believe how many Democrats are spending their energy on destroying Mamdani when the GOP is trying to turn ICE into a full on secret police by drastically raising their budget
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illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president
June 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president
just saw LeBron James in a Amazon prime day advertisement (he was working in a hibachi restaurant?????????????) which is a recession indicator if I’ve ever seen one so
June 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
just saw LeBron James in a Amazon prime day advertisement (he was working in a hibachi restaurant?????????????) which is a recession indicator if I’ve ever seen one so
I obviously know we have bigger problems right now but I’m so sad about the White House rose garden. Like so terribly sad.
June 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I obviously know we have bigger problems right now but I’m so sad about the White House rose garden. Like so terribly sad.
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Vance is here to grab content he can post on X, using your replies. Starve the beast.
This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.
June 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Vance is here to grab content he can post on X, using your replies. Starve the beast.
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this is going to be an unpopular take but this is 1000000000% bait, this is 1000000000% vance intentionally driving far right traffic to this website, this is 1000000000% implicit brigading (surely to Musk's great joy), and therefore you should 1000000000% not take the aforementioned incoming bait
June 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
this is going to be an unpopular take but this is 1000000000% bait, this is 1000000000% vance intentionally driving far right traffic to this website, this is 1000000000% implicit brigading (surely to Musk's great joy), and therefore you should 1000000000% not take the aforementioned incoming bait
these fuckers out of step
June 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
these fuckers out of step
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Men don’t chisel women out of blocks of marble anymore and it shows
June 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Men don’t chisel women out of blocks of marble anymore and it shows
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BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
June 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
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i also frankly think a lot of you would do well to actually talk to anyone who serves in the guard or who is active duty military, because it's clear to me that these people are mostly an abstraction for you
June 8, 2025 at 3:17 AM
i also frankly think a lot of you would do well to actually talk to anyone who serves in the guard or who is active duty military, because it's clear to me that these people are mostly an abstraction for you
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and if you call out the national guard and tell them to, against their training, their mission, and likely the intuitions of the service members, use force against protesters, there is a good chance you are on the path to losing face, with no other way to escalate. (3/?)
June 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
and if you call out the national guard and tell them to, against their training, their mission, and likely the intuitions of the service members, use force against protesters, there is a good chance you are on the path to losing face, with no other way to escalate. (3/?)