Christy Olsen🤷♀️🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏴☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴
@kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Artist, nature lover, Pagan, liberal, witch. Sasquatch! Dolls, Blythe, BJD, Star Wars, Star Trek, RHBH & RHOC, Below Deck, Vanderpump Rules. Cat Lady. (Ole, Magnus, Agatha, Pigeon, Betty and Ethel) MARRIED! 💍 DO NOT DM ME! Unless you are the Illuminati.
New sign for the protest tomorrow.
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 AM
New sign for the protest tomorrow.
someday
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
someday
I'm bringing my parents casseroles every other week because they dont want to cook. They have 2 freezers and 2 refrigerators. This is the inside of one freezer 🙄🤦♀️
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I'm bringing my parents casseroles every other week because they dont want to cook. They have 2 freezers and 2 refrigerators. This is the inside of one freezer 🙄🤦♀️
Found him🤣
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Found him🤣
Protest today. More heated than before. People are sick of maga. Maga is falling apart at the seams and losing what little is left of their minds🤦♀️ #nokings #fucktrump Lady in white truck. Wearing tacky wig. Screaming " who is SHE?" "ON SECOND!" "Royal we" No clue wtf she was talking about🤷♀️🇺🇸🏳️🌈✌🏻
November 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Protest today. More heated than before. People are sick of maga. Maga is falling apart at the seams and losing what little is left of their minds🤦♀️ #nokings #fucktrump Lady in white truck. Wearing tacky wig. Screaming " who is SHE?" "ON SECOND!" "Royal we" No clue wtf she was talking about🤷♀️🇺🇸🏳️🌈✌🏻
Is it finally happening? He doesn't even look like a human. more frog like. No offense to frogs. #fucktrump
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Is it finally happening? He doesn't even look like a human. more frog like. No offense to frogs. #fucktrump
I’m watching this. It’s delightful 🥰
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I’m watching this. It’s delightful 🥰
This is on a box of xmas ornaments🤷♀️
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This is on a box of xmas ornaments🤷♀️
Mine is my sketchbook.
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Mine is my sketchbook.
The anxiety is high right now. I went for a walk after dinner. Downtown is dead. I saw a woman walking a dog. Here’s some art from my new #sketchbook #witchsky
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The anxiety is high right now. I went for a walk after dinner. Downtown is dead. I saw a woman walking a dog. Here’s some art from my new #sketchbook #witchsky
I’m sad and anxious. I have so many projects swimming around in my head I can’t pick one to work on🤦🏼♀️
November 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I’m sad and anxious. I have so many projects swimming around in my head I can’t pick one to work on🤦🏼♀️
Not sure if these are even real people.
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Not sure if these are even real people.
The lady with the NO KINGS sign is a maga. She says trump doesn't act like a king and Jan. 6th was totally peaceful. Make it make sense🤦♀️ She said our rights don't come from the constitution. They come from GOD. Then she handed out copies of the constitution 🤷♀️ Batshit crazy 🤪
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The lady with the NO KINGS sign is a maga. She says trump doesn't act like a king and Jan. 6th was totally peaceful. Make it make sense🤦♀️ She said our rights don't come from the constitution. They come from GOD. Then she handed out copies of the constitution 🤷♀️ Batshit crazy 🤪
I don't pay for Amazon Prime. So if I need to order something I make sure I meet the limit for free shipping. I added these Krampus ornaments to my order. All my friends LOVE Kramps! This picture cracks me up!!
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I don't pay for Amazon Prime. So if I need to order something I make sure I meet the limit for free shipping. I added these Krampus ornaments to my order. All my friends LOVE Kramps! This picture cracks me up!!
Made a new sign today. ✌🏻🇺🇸🧙♀️
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Made a new sign today. ✌🏻🇺🇸🧙♀️
Yikes! 😳
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Yikes! 😳
Too close to call yet. LaFleur is a bad drunk and a homophobe. Not qualified in any way for this position. Ugh, I hope she loses. All the magas voted for her.
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Too close to call yet. LaFleur is a bad drunk and a homophobe. Not qualified in any way for this position. Ugh, I hope she loses. All the magas voted for her.
I think you would enjoy this book. It’s so fun going through the different years!
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I think you would enjoy this book. It’s so fun going through the different years!
"rev up your truck if you don't have a girlfriend". There is always some maga asshole who decides to destroy his tires as he drives by our protests😂
November 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
"rev up your truck if you don't have a girlfriend". There is always some maga asshole who decides to destroy his tires as he drives by our protests😂
We went to a haunted town. Port Gamble. There is a shop there that sells...makeup, costumes, witchy stuff annnnd STAR WARS!! I bought the armorer from the Mandalorian. I love this shop!
October 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
We went to a haunted town. Port Gamble. There is a shop there that sells...makeup, costumes, witchy stuff annnnd STAR WARS!! I bought the armorer from the Mandalorian. I love this shop!