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Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴
@kelpmaiden.bsky.social
Artist, nature lover, Pagan, liberal, witch. Sasquatch! Dolls, Blythe, BJD, Star Wars, Star Trek, RHBH & RHOC, Below Deck, Vanderpump Rules. Cat Lady. (Ole, Magnus, Agatha, Pigeon, Betty and Ethel) MARRIED! 💍 DO NOT DM ME! Unless you are the Illuminati.
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I just want America to be normal again. By that, I mean, moving FORWARD. Not backwards. #fucktrump Hw long until I can't even post this without getting arrested? Because that is where we are headed.
My husband is turning 65. He's being forced to pay $200 a month for Medicaid. I will be losing my health insurance because our plan is cancelling him and everyone on the plan. This country is SO FUCKED UP!!!
February 14, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Hear me out. This Nancy Guthrie kidnapping was a setup by the trump administration as a distraction from the Epstein files. When they find the culprit, it will be an illegal immigrant. Trump doesn't like Savannah Guthrie because she was tough on him. He is being suspiciously helpful. I feel sick.
February 14, 2026 at 3:28 PM
This cheered me up. Fuck Nazi maga fucktard pedo loving bitches.
February 14, 2026 at 5:58 AM
It is SO WEIRD that we have an administration who actually look like cartoon super villians. 🤦
February 13, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Art by Epstein survivor Maria Farmer.
www.mariafarmerart.com#/accidental-...
Maria Farmer
www.mariafarmerart.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I want to go up to Canada for the day. Just to get out of here. But I am so afraid I won't get back in! Am I overreacting? I guess I probably wouldn't even have a nice time because I would be so nervous about getting home to my cats. I hate it here right now.
February 12, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Look at this #rock !
February 10, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Arguing with conspiracy nuts about one of my favorite performance artists on Reddit.
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ACNH_Emrys's comment on "Jeffrey Epstein linked to satanic artist Marina Abramovic"
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February 10, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Dude. I love Spock. #startrek
February 10, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I've been bugging the magas on protest day. It makes me feel better. They were all banded together blocking the crosswalks. They have USA on the INSIDE of their signs. I guess to remember where they are? I called them all pedophiles. Loudly.
February 9, 2026 at 4:48 PM
These are so sad.
1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.

Hundreds of kids are still detained.

We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Jesus, that sounds like it would have been a nightmare! Is Kid Rock's hair real?
BREAKING: Kid Rock’s “MAGA Fest” just got CANCELLED after nearly ALL acts bailed 😂🎸

Even the lineup said NOPE to the red-hat vibes.

Shinedown, Ludacris, and more walked — turns out unity > division.

MAGA music scene in shambles! 🔥 #KidRock #MAGAFlop
Kid Rock’s ‘MAGA fest’ cancelled after nearly all its acts pull out
www.independent.co.uk
February 8, 2026 at 2:23 PM
People on #startrek need seat belts. They are always flying around for every bump in space🙄🤷‍♀️
February 5, 2026 at 4:51 AM
I just love #startrek so so much. I'm going through all the movies this week.
a man in a star trek uniform is making a funny face while standing in front of a group of people .
ALT: a man in a star trek uniform is making a funny face while standing in front of a group of people .
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February 4, 2026 at 4:57 AM
OK, unhinged. It's obviously Dobby the House Elf, dugh🙄
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From the reptilians community on Reddit: What is in the backseat of Kanye’s car?
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January 31, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I finally lost it on my maga aunt. This is what she had to say. She's insane. I blocked her. #fucktrump
January 30, 2026 at 2:56 PM
We had steak for dinner. #catsky Yes, he got steak, too. He gets so excited and will reach a paw out for his bites! Magnus, I love him.
January 21, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Get this. The people running our protest got mad at me for standing on the "wrong" side of the street and considered not counting anyone on that said of the street because...there is a small group of maga who have been hanging out there since 9/11. They don't like ANYONE near them🧵
January 21, 2026 at 2:33 PM