Kay Koch
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Kay Koch
@kelonzi.bsky.social
Actor. Musician. Puppeteer. Writer.
(she/her)
"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
May I introduce you to our tempestuous god: The #NWSL Shield Curse. Sorry your team was bitten by it, but the Current are hardly the first club to dominate the regular season... only to whoopee cushion the playoffs.
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
... or THERE.

(Although it is sort of sweet how it wanted to celebrate with the Dash. Aww.) #NWSL
September 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
... or there... #NWSL
September 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Heh. And now NO audio at all.

Sincerely thought I sat on the remote.
September 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Hrm. Okay, that actually does scream glitch.
September 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Same here. It's... odd. Trying to decide if intentional.
September 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
August 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
... and then the, uhm... Macarena arrived. 🤨 😶
August 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Some highlights so far:
"Who'll Stop the Rain" CCR
"Purple Rain" Prince
"Waterfalls" TLC
August 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Hearing "Purple Rain" almost healed my despair as another rumble of thunder shook the stadium... 😵‍💫
August 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM