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Kay Koch
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Actor. Musician. Puppeteer. Writer.
(she/her)
"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Probably not going to finish this series before 2025 ends, but who knows.

Beginning 24 of 32 with a pretty light schedule from now to NYE, so... 🤷

#LibrarKay
December 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Where did the time go, 2025?

Rounding the corner to the end now. 23rd book of 32, (that's if I decide to read the last one, which some people say ends... jaggedly? Braun never got to finish the last book before her passing in 2007, soooo... 😕) #LibrarKay
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Folks out there using the phrase "men's NWSL" to describe the boys' league?

Keep it up, legends. 😁 #NWSL
October 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
22, reading by late night book light... ✨🌕🐈‍⬛

#LibrarKay
October 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
21 on... 🐈‍⬛ #LibrarKay
September 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
What in the NWSL nonsense. 🤦

We've hit a new accomplishment! BOTH teams mad for having a disallowed goal... within 30 seconds of each other. #NWSL
September 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Reposted by Kay Koch
"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
September 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Or maybe we could just... not speculate? Yes, goalkeepers go down a lot when they have busy nights. There's a world where that's strategy, (I'm not naive) buuut I would also like everyone who criticizes them to try stopping a world class blazing shot or two. Then we'll talk. #NWSL
September 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The little signs sure were having a party in that first half, eh?

... that's... that's not where those go, AI... #NWSL
September 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Well, this is maddening. What am I paying you for again, ESPN+? 🙄

#barclayswsl #nwsl
September 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Ohhh they did NOT just run a recruitment ad for ICE in the middle of my #NWSL ... 🤬
August 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Back on the #LibrarKay after a bit of a break. 20 deep now. 😯

(... it seems my next read with Qwill, Koko & Yum Yum will be... holiday-themed?? 🎄🏖️ #isChristmasinAugustathing ?
August 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Ultimate Sunday scaries. God, what even was that... *sigh* #NWSL
August 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Announcement in the stadium that warm ups can begin again. We are re-entering! #NWSL
August 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Sports Illustrated Stadium now entering our Wedding Reception era... "Macarena", "Cha Cha Slide" and a brief interruption to update us all that... there is still lightning in the area.

No return to play time set as of yet. #NWSL
August 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
On the flip side, they're playing CCR's "Who'll Stop the Rain" at the stadium rn. Points to the DJ. #NWSL
August 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Major lightning strikes around the stadium + downpour. This delay is going to lengthen... #NWSL
August 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Is there a reason these announcers are absolutely pretzeling themselves to avoid saying Mal is pregnant?? "New phase of your life", "making preparations for other things."

It's absurd. I know we're on CBS, but... seriously...? #NWSL
August 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
19 second half. No take backsies.

Final score from my completely superfluous activity: Dellacamera v Lou-ee-ville = 27

Good night. Drive safely. Tip your servers! #NWSL
I've been playing a little game all season long: quietly correct JP under my breath every time he says "Lou-ee-ville" (vs "Lou-ville")

Tonight, I decided to track: Got up to 20, but he actually got it right twice, so... adjusted to +18 at half.

Alright, Dellacamera... Second half. Let's go. #NWSL
August 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"Foul from Fischer."
"... shocker."

Loyden, you legend. 😶😆 #NWSL
August 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I've been playing a little game all season long: quietly correct JP under my breath every time he says "Lou-ee-ville" (vs "Lou-ville")

Tonight, I decided to track: Got up to 20, but he actually got it right twice, so... adjusted to +18 at half.

Alright, Dellacamera... Second half. Let's go. #NWSL
August 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Word spreading in the stadium that Danielle Chesky is in the VAR room and, suddenly that call makes all the sense in the world. 🤬

Fire. Bad. Officials. #NWSL
August 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Ahhh, yes, the consistent way we inconsistently call that kind of contact in this league... 🙄 #NWSL
August 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Well, that sure is... a long and winding compounded compound sentence I perceive you necessarily made out of necessity. #NWSL
New from NC Courage on Sean Nahas: “The termination stemmed from a combination of compounding performance issues, culture issues, and a perceived lack of fit that created an environment that club leadership felt was untenable to the point that change was necessary at the head coaching position.”
August 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
"Don't jump to the worst case scenario!!"

... You're new here, aren't you? It's always worst. Al.ways. #NWSL
August 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM