Kay Koch
@kelonzi.bsky.social
Actor. Musician. Puppeteer. Writer.
(she/her)
"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
(she/her)
"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Probably not going to finish this series before 2025 ends, but who knows.
Beginning 24 of 32 with a pretty light schedule from now to NYE, so... 🤷
#LibrarKay
Beginning 24 of 32 with a pretty light schedule from now to NYE, so... 🤷
#LibrarKay
December 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Probably not going to finish this series before 2025 ends, but who knows.
Beginning 24 of 32 with a pretty light schedule from now to NYE, so... 🤷
#LibrarKay
Beginning 24 of 32 with a pretty light schedule from now to NYE, so... 🤷
#LibrarKay
Where did the time go, 2025?
Rounding the corner to the end now. 23rd book of 32, (that's if I decide to read the last one, which some people say ends... jaggedly? Braun never got to finish the last book before her passing in 2007, soooo... 😕) #LibrarKay
Rounding the corner to the end now. 23rd book of 32, (that's if I decide to read the last one, which some people say ends... jaggedly? Braun never got to finish the last book before her passing in 2007, soooo... 😕) #LibrarKay
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Where did the time go, 2025?
Rounding the corner to the end now. 23rd book of 32, (that's if I decide to read the last one, which some people say ends... jaggedly? Braun never got to finish the last book before her passing in 2007, soooo... 😕) #LibrarKay
Rounding the corner to the end now. 23rd book of 32, (that's if I decide to read the last one, which some people say ends... jaggedly? Braun never got to finish the last book before her passing in 2007, soooo... 😕) #LibrarKay
October 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
What in the NWSL nonsense. 🤦
We've hit a new accomplishment! BOTH teams mad for having a disallowed goal... within 30 seconds of each other. #NWSL
We've hit a new accomplishment! BOTH teams mad for having a disallowed goal... within 30 seconds of each other. #NWSL
September 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
What in the NWSL nonsense. 🤦
We've hit a new accomplishment! BOTH teams mad for having a disallowed goal... within 30 seconds of each other. #NWSL
We've hit a new accomplishment! BOTH teams mad for having a disallowed goal... within 30 seconds of each other. #NWSL
Reposted by Kay Koch
"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
September 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
Or maybe we could just... not speculate? Yes, goalkeepers go down a lot when they have busy nights. There's a world where that's strategy, (I'm not naive) buuut I would also like everyone who criticizes them to try stopping a world class blazing shot or two. Then we'll talk. #NWSL
September 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Or maybe we could just... not speculate? Yes, goalkeepers go down a lot when they have busy nights. There's a world where that's strategy, (I'm not naive) buuut I would also like everyone who criticizes them to try stopping a world class blazing shot or two. Then we'll talk. #NWSL
September 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Back on the #LibrarKay after a bit of a break. 20 deep now. 😯
(... it seems my next read with Qwill, Koko & Yum Yum will be... holiday-themed?? 🎄🏖️ #isChristmasinAugustathing ?
(... it seems my next read with Qwill, Koko & Yum Yum will be... holiday-themed?? 🎄🏖️ #isChristmasinAugustathing ?
August 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Back on the #LibrarKay after a bit of a break. 20 deep now. 😯
(... it seems my next read with Qwill, Koko & Yum Yum will be... holiday-themed?? 🎄🏖️ #isChristmasinAugustathing ?
(... it seems my next read with Qwill, Koko & Yum Yum will be... holiday-themed?? 🎄🏖️ #isChristmasinAugustathing ?
Sports Illustrated Stadium now entering our Wedding Reception era... "Macarena", "Cha Cha Slide" and a brief interruption to update us all that... there is still lightning in the area.
No return to play time set as of yet. #NWSL
No return to play time set as of yet. #NWSL
August 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Sports Illustrated Stadium now entering our Wedding Reception era... "Macarena", "Cha Cha Slide" and a brief interruption to update us all that... there is still lightning in the area.
No return to play time set as of yet. #NWSL
No return to play time set as of yet. #NWSL
Is there a reason these announcers are absolutely pretzeling themselves to avoid saying Mal is pregnant?? "New phase of your life", "making preparations for other things."
It's absurd. I know we're on CBS, but... seriously...? #NWSL
It's absurd. I know we're on CBS, but... seriously...? #NWSL
August 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Is there a reason these announcers are absolutely pretzeling themselves to avoid saying Mal is pregnant?? "New phase of your life", "making preparations for other things."
It's absurd. I know we're on CBS, but... seriously...? #NWSL
It's absurd. I know we're on CBS, but... seriously...? #NWSL
19 second half. No take backsies.
Final score from my completely superfluous activity: Dellacamera v Lou-ee-ville = 27
Good night. Drive safely. Tip your servers! #NWSL
Final score from my completely superfluous activity: Dellacamera v Lou-ee-ville = 27
Good night. Drive safely. Tip your servers! #NWSL
I've been playing a little game all season long: quietly correct JP under my breath every time he says "Lou-ee-ville" (vs "Lou-ville")
Tonight, I decided to track: Got up to 20, but he actually got it right twice, so... adjusted to +18 at half.
Alright, Dellacamera... Second half. Let's go. #NWSL
Tonight, I decided to track: Got up to 20, but he actually got it right twice, so... adjusted to +18 at half.
Alright, Dellacamera... Second half. Let's go. #NWSL
August 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
19 second half. No take backsies.
Final score from my completely superfluous activity: Dellacamera v Lou-ee-ville = 27
Good night. Drive safely. Tip your servers! #NWSL
Final score from my completely superfluous activity: Dellacamera v Lou-ee-ville = 27
Good night. Drive safely. Tip your servers! #NWSL
August 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I've been playing a little game all season long: quietly correct JP under my breath every time he says "Lou-ee-ville" (vs "Lou-ville")
Tonight, I decided to track: Got up to 20, but he actually got it right twice, so... adjusted to +18 at half.
Alright, Dellacamera... Second half. Let's go. #NWSL
Tonight, I decided to track: Got up to 20, but he actually got it right twice, so... adjusted to +18 at half.
Alright, Dellacamera... Second half. Let's go. #NWSL
August 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I've been playing a little game all season long: quietly correct JP under my breath every time he says "Lou-ee-ville" (vs "Lou-ville")
Tonight, I decided to track: Got up to 20, but he actually got it right twice, so... adjusted to +18 at half.
Alright, Dellacamera... Second half. Let's go. #NWSL
Tonight, I decided to track: Got up to 20, but he actually got it right twice, so... adjusted to +18 at half.
Alright, Dellacamera... Second half. Let's go. #NWSL
Word spreading in the stadium that Danielle Chesky is in the VAR room and, suddenly that call makes all the sense in the world. 🤬
Fire. Bad. Officials. #NWSL
Fire. Bad. Officials. #NWSL
August 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Word spreading in the stadium that Danielle Chesky is in the VAR room and, suddenly that call makes all the sense in the world. 🤬
Fire. Bad. Officials. #NWSL
Fire. Bad. Officials. #NWSL
Well, that sure is... a long and winding compounded compound sentence I perceive you necessarily made out of necessity. #NWSL
New from NC Courage on Sean Nahas: “The termination stemmed from a combination of compounding performance issues, culture issues, and a perceived lack of fit that created an environment that club leadership felt was untenable to the point that change was necessary at the head coaching position.”
August 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Well, that sure is... a long and winding compounded compound sentence I perceive you necessarily made out of necessity. #NWSL