Frenemy of the State
@kellyyoung.bsky.social
Detroit-based. Lover of pop culture, sports, my family, and pets. Perpetually sad Chicago Bears fan. Occasional professor, mostly administrator, mostly sarcastic.
Funny. I have a full-time job that is often beyond 40 hrs a week and i average about 4 hrs of unproductive time a night watching tv or playing video game. The horror!
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Funny. I have a full-time job that is often beyond 40 hrs a week and i average about 4 hrs of unproductive time a night watching tv or playing video game. The horror!
I’d rather watch a panel asking AI bots their opinion on the policy.
September 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I’d rather watch a panel asking AI bots their opinion on the policy.
Pick-6. Love it.
September 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Pick-6. Love it.
We love false starts.
September 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
We love false starts.
False start to negate a 5 yard gain. Classic Bear form!
September 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
False start to negate a 5 yard gain. Classic Bear form!
So we can lose yards but not lose momentum? I am learning so much about modern NFL play.
September 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
So we can lose yards but not lose momentum? I am learning so much about modern NFL play.
The secret is it’s all about family.
August 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The secret is it’s all about family.
Ah yes, it’s always the fifth generation immigrants that you need to watch out for. He must have grown up in a version of M. Night Shyamalan’s The Village.
August 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Ah yes, it’s always the fifth generation immigrants that you need to watch out for. He must have grown up in a version of M. Night Shyamalan’s The Village.
Or maybe Octapussy took a real bad turn.
August 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Or maybe Octapussy took a real bad turn.
Nothing a bucket of gold paint cant fix!
August 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Nothing a bucket of gold paint cant fix!
“Where we're going, we don't need air traffic control!”
August 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
“Where we're going, we don't need air traffic control!”
First he was distracted creating time travel…
August 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
First he was distracted creating time travel…
*I shut the book. But shit the book works too.
June 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
*I shut the book. But shit the book works too.
I was 26 yrs old in grad school. You caught me. In fairness, i did try to read Twilight, but after about 50 pages, i shit the book, looked at my fiancé who loved the book,
And announce that I could not continue because I was not a 14 yr girl and this writing is for shit.
And announce that I could not continue because I was not a 14 yr girl and this writing is for shit.
June 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I was 26 yrs old in grad school. You caught me. In fairness, i did try to read Twilight, but after about 50 pages, i shit the book, looked at my fiancé who loved the book,
And announce that I could not continue because I was not a 14 yr girl and this writing is for shit.
And announce that I could not continue because I was not a 14 yr girl and this writing is for shit.
2 Fast 2 Furious, because no film title has been as creative and descriptive since Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.
June 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
2 Fast 2 Furious, because no film title has been as creative and descriptive since Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Ah, the invisible hand of capitalism hard at work…
June 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Ah, the invisible hand of capitalism hard at work…
A win-win-win!
June 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
A win-win-win!