Who else was attacked by @monzo.com today

Hmmn. That's strange. I bought something, but it didn't make me happy or fix any of my problems. Weird. Should probably try it again.

Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it.

This trial is HORRIFIC 😭😭😭 Oti you are a queen #ImACeleb

What do we call our posts on here? I vote “bleets” - @bsky.app what do you think?

Oti and Melvin holy shit 👏🏼 I’m sitting under my blanket shuddering at the thought of that helmet 😭 #Imaceleb

guys STOP voting for Dean I wanna see the others get some screen time and bugssss #imaceleb

I finally watched Gladiator (2000) this weekend 💀 actually can’t believe I’ve been sleeping on this film for 24 years, what a masterpiece!

Day off! I’ve gone for a daytime viewing of #Heretic as I didn’t want to walk home in the dark on my own but what has transpired is that I’m the only person in the screening which is INFINITELY more terrifying 😭 #cinema

Tremendously excited to go and see Paddington in Peru this morning! I’m assuming I’m going to cry at something like the fact he was given a passport 🍊🐻

I haven’t made a huge amount of progress on my game for the @itch.io’s #LittleJS Jam but what I have done is:
• broken a once working sprint mechanic so my guy slows to almost 0
• inexplicably built two energy bars, neither of which work

Games I am currently living off 💻

- Deponia
- Monkey Island
- Irony Curtain
- Sims 4
- Stardew Valley
- Life Is Strange
- Two Point Hospital
- Thimbleweed Park

I’m here! What’s good Bluesky?