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Kelly Shanley
@kellyshanley.bsky.social
Comedian, podcaster, dating columnist, pet lover, traveler, jock, 420 friendly, outdoorswoman, Swiftie, feminist, happy wife (we can be both!)
Need a break from the apocalypse? Here’s a funny dating story.
#dating #comedy
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My First Date With The Man The Universe Wanted Me To Marry - Do you believe in fate / kismet? ep 202
YouTube video by Kelly Shanley
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March 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Ever gone from a decade long dry spell to a very, um, wet summer? No that sounds more sexual than it is… A more thirst-quenching summer? Refreshing summer? Aah forget it. Just check out the episode :) #dating
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How I Met The Man I Gave Up PB For #201
For Love Or Peanut Butter Dating Podcast · Episode
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February 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I think I just figured out my Sunday night plans.
I just read something that said, "If you binge watch while binge eating, they cancel each other out."

It was a meme, but still.
February 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
But, if I don’t eat a tiny bit of my ice cream when I get it home from the store and it’s perfectly softened, how will it know that I love it? #snackbasedmonstah
February 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Do you need a date to have a happy Valentine’s Day? I don’t think so. #valentinesday #singlelife

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Ep 2 Valentine's Day
For Love Or Peanut Butter · Episode
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February 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Teaser for season two of your new favorite dating podcast is live! ❤️🥜🎧😊 #datingpodcast #valentinesday

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TEASER Season 2 For Love Or Peanut Butter Dating Podcast
YouTube video by Kelly Shanley
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February 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Thanks for the reminder! New content coming out tomorrow 🥳 #creators
Seriously, creative folks: Don't be afraid to let people know your stuff is out there for them, or worry that "now is not the time for that." People are stressed and freaked out and looking for the things that will give them a moment of rest and joy. It is EXACTLY the time for what we do. Tell them.
February 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Some people have very strong feelings about the height of their partner. I used to be one of them.

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Height And Dating: The Case For Short Kings
Are your height preferences holding you back?
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February 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Cooking in a bathrobe with an apron on top is the DP of marriage. #marriedlife
February 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
What’s the weirdest way you’ve ever broken/lost a phone? I’ll go first.

I wore my phone in my bra while hiking on a hot day at Runyon Canyon and it died of water damage. #newphone
February 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I like to think that mice who live in people’s pantries have a lookout mouse who sounds the alarm by shouting “CATS ARE HERE!” in the style of Pauly D @djpaulyd.bsky.social #stonerthoughts
February 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Wedding rings are the adult version of best friend necklaces. They coordinate but don’t match exactly, if you lose one you must lie about it, and they let people know you have someone to watch movies with in your pjs when you’re sad. #marriedlife
February 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Did we stop buying Teslas yet? #felonmusk
February 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM