Kelly Lamrock
@kellylamrock.bsky.social
I do stand up comedy. I own a comedy club. I blog about 80s music. I teach law and philosophy. And I have a day job you probably know me from, but this account ain’t for that.
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Kelly Lamrock
@kellylamrock.bsky.social
· May 18
“That flag above the courthouse
Means certain things are carved in stone….
Who we are, what we’ll do
And what we won’t”
Means certain things are carved in stone….
Who we are, what we’ll do
And what we won’t”
I’m looking forward to this show Friday at the Comic Sutra. These are three comics I love for their great writing and unique delivery. This was one of the shows I was most excited to book.
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’m looking forward to this show Friday at the Comic Sutra. These are three comics I love for their great writing and unique delivery. This was one of the shows I was most excited to book.
Um….i feel like this might be a bigger deal than the media reporting would make it out to be.
More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site
As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.
www.miamiherald.com
September 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Um….i feel like this might be a bigger deal than the media reporting would make it out to be.
Really proud of the all-New Brunswick lineup for our 2nd season at the Comic Sutra Comedy Club. Thirty shows, 70 comedians….all New Brunswick.
August 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Really proud of the all-New Brunswick lineup for our 2nd season at the Comic Sutra Comedy Club. Thirty shows, 70 comedians….all New Brunswick.
….including President Trump, which is kind of the scary part about this.
This is real: President Trump is standing on the roof of the White House briefing room right now and no one knows why
August 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
….including President Trump, which is kind of the scary part about this.
JFC.
I hope this gets smashed so frigging hard that even AI bots immediately warn anyone else thinking of this idea to abandon it immediately.
I hope this gets smashed so frigging hard that even AI bots immediately warn anyone else thinking of this idea to abandon it immediately.
Introducing the first AI prototype of a British MP🇬🇧🤖
When constituent and local business owner, Jeremy Smith, approached me with this idea, I was very excited to work with him. The AI revolution is happening and we must embrace it to see how it can be useful, in all sectors.
When constituent and local business owner, Jeremy Smith, approached me with this idea, I was very excited to work with him. The AI revolution is happening and we must embrace it to see how it can be useful, in all sectors.
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August 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
JFC.
I hope this gets smashed so frigging hard that even AI bots immediately warn anyone else thinking of this idea to abandon it immediately.
I hope this gets smashed so frigging hard that even AI bots immediately warn anyone else thinking of this idea to abandon it immediately.
Bracing for a 70% tariff on bagpipes.
Donald Trump was drowned out by bagpipes in Scotland today.
Donald Trump mocked as bagpipes drown him out in front of Keir Starmer
www.mirror.co.uk
July 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Bracing for a 70% tariff on bagpipes.
Speaking as a Packers fan and shareholder, man, I hope this guy stays as normal and decent as he appears. The last two were fun on the field but became such benighted douchecanoes.
July 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Speaking as a Packers fan and shareholder, man, I hope this guy stays as normal and decent as he appears. The last two were fun on the field but became such benighted douchecanoes.
This guy is really good at this. Policy can be debated. The skill here is not.
Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
July 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
This guy is really good at this. Policy can be debated. The skill here is not.
It’s usually equally stupid, but the stagecraft of this particular stupidity is genuinely creative.
Honest question for the historians of empires: is the end always this stupid or are we breaking new ground here?
July 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
It’s usually equally stupid, but the stagecraft of this particular stupidity is genuinely creative.
July 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
OK:
Springsteen, “Letter To You”
Jelly Roll, “Beautifully Broken”
Peter Wolf, “Midnight Souvenirs”
Killers, “Sam’s Town”
Teddy Swims, “Everything But Therapy”
Shaboozey, “Where I’ve Been”
Gord Downie, “Introduce Yerself”
Leonard, “You Want It Darker”
Alan Doyle, “Boy On Bridge”
The Eminem Show
Springsteen, “Letter To You”
Jelly Roll, “Beautifully Broken”
Peter Wolf, “Midnight Souvenirs”
Killers, “Sam’s Town”
Teddy Swims, “Everything But Therapy”
Shaboozey, “Where I’ve Been”
Gord Downie, “Introduce Yerself”
Leonard, “You Want It Darker”
Alan Doyle, “Boy On Bridge”
The Eminem Show
Okay you gave the Times your ten best movies of the century, but what about your ten best ALBUMS, hmm? Hit me with that shit.
July 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
OK:
Springsteen, “Letter To You”
Jelly Roll, “Beautifully Broken”
Peter Wolf, “Midnight Souvenirs”
Killers, “Sam’s Town”
Teddy Swims, “Everything But Therapy”
Shaboozey, “Where I’ve Been”
Gord Downie, “Introduce Yerself”
Leonard, “You Want It Darker”
Alan Doyle, “Boy On Bridge”
The Eminem Show
Springsteen, “Letter To You”
Jelly Roll, “Beautifully Broken”
Peter Wolf, “Midnight Souvenirs”
Killers, “Sam’s Town”
Teddy Swims, “Everything But Therapy”
Shaboozey, “Where I’ve Been”
Gord Downie, “Introduce Yerself”
Leonard, “You Want It Darker”
Alan Doyle, “Boy On Bridge”
The Eminem Show
The cruelty is the point.
NOT A CRIMINAL
A veteran’s wife was arrested by ICE when she went for an immigration check-in. She was separated from her young children, even though she’s still nursing.
I wonder who he voted for?
That said, it’s odd he said “almost inhumane”. Being snatched from your newborn baby IS inhumane.
A veteran’s wife was arrested by ICE when she went for an immigration check-in. She was separated from her young children, even though she’s still nursing.
I wonder who he voted for?
That said, it’s odd he said “almost inhumane”. Being snatched from your newborn baby IS inhumane.
July 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The cruelty is the point.
Since we’re overthinking Daniel Tiger for fun (a subject I have been studying as a toddler’s dad), I’m looking at the poster’s theory that an inordinate amount of work by the neighborhood’s resident’s appears to be uncompensated work for the benefit of the royal family’s enterprises.
I will not do vulgur Marxist analysis of Daniel Tiger. I will not do vulgar Marxist analysis of Daniel Tiger. I will not do vulgar Marxist analysis of Daniel Tiger.
June 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Since we’re overthinking Daniel Tiger for fun (a subject I have been studying as a toddler’s dad), I’m looking at the poster’s theory that an inordinate amount of work by the neighborhood’s resident’s appears to be uncompensated work for the benefit of the royal family’s enterprises.
The only logical flaw here is presenting “cool” and “nostalgic” as a mutually exclusive binary, but it’s factually solid.
Me, I am one cool, nostalgic bastard.
Me, I am one cool, nostalgic bastard.
A lot of GenXers who think they are cool aging hipsters are actually just deeply nostalgic for their youth.
(We used to make fun of the boomers for doing the same thing).
(We used to make fun of the boomers for doing the same thing).
June 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The only logical flaw here is presenting “cool” and “nostalgic” as a mutually exclusive binary, but it’s factually solid.
Me, I am one cool, nostalgic bastard.
Me, I am one cool, nostalgic bastard.
The Curb Your Enthusiasm theme is genuinely underrated as a soundtrack for mockery.
June 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The Curb Your Enthusiasm theme is genuinely underrated as a soundtrack for mockery.
How’s she goin’ ?
June 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
How’s she goin’ ?
They’re both right.
June 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
They’re both right.
Oh.
The man with the nuclear codes walked into a wall. 😬
May 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Oh.
My opinion is somewhat biased as a co-owner of the club, but I am quite proud of this lineup of shows at the Comic Sutra Comedy Club.
May 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My opinion is somewhat biased as a co-owner of the club, but I am quite proud of this lineup of shows at the Comic Sutra Comedy Club.
“That flag above the courthouse
Means certain things are carved in stone….
Who we are, what we’ll do
And what we won’t”
Means certain things are carved in stone….
Who we are, what we’ll do
And what we won’t”
May 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
“That flag above the courthouse
Means certain things are carved in stone….
Who we are, what we’ll do
And what we won’t”
Means certain things are carved in stone….
Who we are, what we’ll do
And what we won’t”
Hey, look…it’s the Mario to JD Vance’s Wario.
If we’re serious about more efficient government and better everyday life in America - which we all should be - that means actually improving government, not cutting health care for poor people and slashing support for veterans.
April 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Hey, look…it’s the Mario to JD Vance’s Wario.
China does not require this, actually. Just so we all know the level of authoritarianism towards which the US is slouching.
Japanese netizens are shocked by a tweet from the US Embassy declaring that Japanese people applying for non-immigrant visas must provide information on all social media accounts they have used in the last 5 years [or their visas could be rejected].
Some are comparing it to China & North Korea.
Some are comparing it to China & North Korea.
April 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
China does not require this, actually. Just so we all know the level of authoritarianism towards which the US is slouching.
Righteous.
Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:
April 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Righteous.
Forty years after “The Breakfast Club” enchanted young Gen Xers like me, the cast had a reunion. I accept that they’ve aged. We all have. But it’s weird that Anthony Michael Hall now could clearly kick Judd Nelson’s ass, isn’t it?
April 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Forty years after “The Breakfast Club” enchanted young Gen Xers like me, the cast had a reunion. I accept that they’ve aged. We all have. But it’s weird that Anthony Michael Hall now could clearly kick Judd Nelson’s ass, isn’t it?