LilMissAnthropy
@kellykearney.bsky.social
Writer/Reporter/Humorist/Typo enthuziast. TV obsessed, politically depressed, and often hangry-in a gay way. Dog person with cat envy. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤
Oof...that female cop in the #GabbyPetito doc on #Netflix, reminds me of this old favorite:
February 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Oof...that female cop in the #GabbyPetito doc on #Netflix, reminds me of this old favorite:
I am so glad I married someone with a sense of humor, or else #Valentine'sDay would be a bummer.
February 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I am so glad I married someone with a sense of humor, or else #Valentine'sDay would be a bummer.
Check out my review of one of my favorite films, gathering gold this awards season, in @starrymag.bsky.social #ARealPain #AcademyAwardNominee #KieranCulkin #JesseEisenberg #Oscars2025
starrymag.com/a-real-pain/
starrymag.com/a-real-pain/
February 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Check out my review of one of my favorite films, gathering gold this awards season, in @starrymag.bsky.social #ARealPain #AcademyAwardNominee #KieranCulkin #JesseEisenberg #Oscars2025
starrymag.com/a-real-pain/
starrymag.com/a-real-pain/
I have the Samsung Z Flip 5 and love it. It's the best for portability and takes great angle pics.
February 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I have the Samsung Z Flip 5 and love it. It's the best for portability and takes great angle pics.
My wife texts me from Costco to ask if the bully sticks for dogs are safe and rawhide-free. After a quick Google search, I'm ordering a second Pride flag for our house. #pizzlemethis #loveislove #foodiefacts
February 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
My wife texts me from Costco to ask if the bully sticks for dogs are safe and rawhide-free. After a quick Google search, I'm ordering a second Pride flag for our house. #pizzlemethis #loveislove #foodiefacts
I recognize places based on memorable dishes I've had. That's why when I was watching ep 2x02 of
#Severance
I yelled, "Smoked trout avocado toast with mustard seed!" when the camera panned past,"Pip's." If you know the Catskill region of NY, you know the
#PhoeniciaDiner 's views and dishes are 💯
#Severance
I yelled, "Smoked trout avocado toast with mustard seed!" when the camera panned past,"Pip's." If you know the Catskill region of NY, you know the
#PhoeniciaDiner 's views and dishes are 💯
January 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I recognize places based on memorable dishes I've had. That's why when I was watching ep 2x02 of
#Severance
I yelled, "Smoked trout avocado toast with mustard seed!" when the camera panned past,"Pip's." If you know the Catskill region of NY, you know the
#PhoeniciaDiner 's views and dishes are 💯
#Severance
I yelled, "Smoked trout avocado toast with mustard seed!" when the camera panned past,"Pip's." If you know the Catskill region of NY, you know the
#PhoeniciaDiner 's views and dishes are 💯
Him: "Walkies now?"
Me: "No, not now. It's too cold. Only quick potty trips."
Him: "FAKE NEWS!"
Me: "Where did you hear that? No more podcasts for you, bro. You are grounded!"
Me: "No, not now. It's too cold. Only quick potty trips."
Him: "FAKE NEWS!"
Me: "Where did you hear that? No more podcasts for you, bro. You are grounded!"
January 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Him: "Walkies now?"
Me: "No, not now. It's too cold. Only quick potty trips."
Him: "FAKE NEWS!"
Me: "Where did you hear that? No more podcasts for you, bro. You are grounded!"
Me: "No, not now. It's too cold. Only quick potty trips."
Him: "FAKE NEWS!"
Me: "Where did you hear that? No more podcasts for you, bro. You are grounded!"
My 2025-2028 prediction for Trump's presidency. Et tu, JD? Et tu, Thiel? Et tu, Zuckerberg? Et, tu, Altman? Et tu, Elonia?
January 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My 2025-2028 prediction for Trump's presidency. Et tu, JD? Et tu, Thiel? Et tu, Zuckerberg? Et, tu, Altman? Et tu, Elonia?
This Christmas I was gifted a cordless electric shovel, and it works great! Around 1 a.m., the snow was still coming down and had been for a few hours, so I put the Snow Joe together and cleared the driveway and walkway. Friday night entertainment hits differently in #CentralNY #Upstate.
January 4, 2025 at 6:43 AM
This Christmas I was gifted a cordless electric shovel, and it works great! Around 1 a.m., the snow was still coming down and had been for a few hours, so I put the Snow Joe together and cleared the driveway and walkway. Friday night entertainment hits differently in #CentralNY #Upstate.
In the mornings, I need quiet, black coffee, and the news before I can deal with the world.
My dog, Otto, HATES THIS. He needs morning mommy time before he can deal with the world.
The moment I grab a mug, remote control, or phone, here comes this dude with his big paw to whack it out of my hand.
My dog, Otto, HATES THIS. He needs morning mommy time before he can deal with the world.
The moment I grab a mug, remote control, or phone, here comes this dude with his big paw to whack it out of my hand.
December 27, 2024 at 5:35 PM
In the mornings, I need quiet, black coffee, and the news before I can deal with the world.
My dog, Otto, HATES THIS. He needs morning mommy time before he can deal with the world.
The moment I grab a mug, remote control, or phone, here comes this dude with his big paw to whack it out of my hand.
My dog, Otto, HATES THIS. He needs morning mommy time before he can deal with the world.
The moment I grab a mug, remote control, or phone, here comes this dude with his big paw to whack it out of my hand.
Happy Holidays, ya filthy animals!
December 24, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Happy Holidays, ya filthy animals!
There will always be handmaidens willing to prop up the patriarchy for the right price.
December 21, 2024 at 5:55 PM
There will always be handmaidens willing to prop up the patriarchy for the right price.
Did they do it for tax reasons, or did they do it because they have no clue how taxes work and hate the "wokes"? I was unaware that government workers are making over $914,000 per year. It sounds like they could skip some paychecks, then.
December 20, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Did they do it for tax reasons, or did they do it because they have no clue how taxes work and hate the "wokes"? I was unaware that government workers are making over $914,000 per year. It sounds like they could skip some paychecks, then.
Took the kid and his bestie to sit with Santa Paws and regretted not packing his Christmas sweater. I've obviously failed as a parent.
December 8, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Took the kid and his bestie to sit with Santa Paws and regretted not packing his Christmas sweater. I've obviously failed as a parent.
Guys, I just realized this is our last Christmas before nightmare fuel replaces egg nog and robs us of 4 years of holiday cheer.
December 3, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Guys, I just realized this is our last Christmas before nightmare fuel replaces egg nog and robs us of 4 years of holiday cheer.
If anyone says anything insane at the dinner table or starts offending people with MAGA hot takes, it is okay to throw a brown and serve at their heads. In fact, it's expected. Butter it first, so it sticks the landing. You're welcome. Follow me for more holiday tips. #Thanksgiving
November 28, 2024 at 7:05 PM
If anyone says anything insane at the dinner table or starts offending people with MAGA hot takes, it is okay to throw a brown and serve at their heads. In fact, it's expected. Butter it first, so it sticks the landing. You're welcome. Follow me for more holiday tips. #Thanksgiving
I had to pull this mug out of the giveaway box and put it back in rotation because America is self-destructive and very dumb. Someone gifted it to me 6 Christmases ago, and I finally shoved it in the goodwill box in October, and now the clown is back to ruin my morning coffee.
November 27, 2024 at 11:38 PM
I had to pull this mug out of the giveaway box and put it back in rotation because America is self-destructive and very dumb. Someone gifted it to me 6 Christmases ago, and I finally shoved it in the goodwill box in October, and now the clown is back to ruin my morning coffee.
November 27, 2024 at 6:46 PM
It's been a little over 1 year since my father died in his bed with a smile on his face and a full glass of vodka and soda next to his bed. I miss his daily crazy and his endless tech knowledge. This dude was one of many who built the lunar module. He was a legend who was always looking for laughs.
November 27, 2024 at 6:38 PM
It's been a little over 1 year since my father died in his bed with a smile on his face and a full glass of vodka and soda next to his bed. I miss his daily crazy and his endless tech knowledge. This dude was one of many who built the lunar module. He was a legend who was always looking for laughs.
I often wonder if my dog loves me or he thinks I'm a Tootsie Roll Pop and he's trying to get to the bone.
November 24, 2024 at 5:19 AM
I often wonder if my dog loves me or he thinks I'm a Tootsie Roll Pop and he's trying to get to the bone.
I had a dream that I went to go see Wicked, and Patti LuPone was sitting in the back row. The second the audience started singing along and drowning out the Cynthia and Ariana, Patti turned that theater into a scene from Inglorious Bastards.
November 21, 2024 at 11:03 PM
I had a dream that I went to go see Wicked, and Patti LuPone was sitting in the back row. The second the audience started singing along and drowning out the Cynthia and Ariana, Patti turned that theater into a scene from Inglorious Bastards.
This world is a dumpster fire, but it did one thing right: dogs. They are all heart and find their happiness in simple things, like spending time outdoors with the people they love.
November 18, 2024 at 7:26 PM
This world is a dumpster fire, but it did one thing right: dogs. They are all heart and find their happiness in simple things, like spending time outdoors with the people they love.
I organized an axe-throwing party for my wife's birthday and forgot to tell everyone (on purpose) that I spent two summers as a teen throwing knives with my bestie Zack. Now they all think I'm some wunderkind. 😈
November 18, 2024 at 1:10 AM
I organized an axe-throwing party for my wife's birthday and forgot to tell everyone (on purpose) that I spent two summers as a teen throwing knives with my bestie Zack. Now they all think I'm some wunderkind. 😈
Post a pic you took (no description) to bring some zen.
November 16, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Post a pic you took (no description) to bring some zen.
Every single time.
November 16, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Every single time.