LilMissAnthropy
@kellykearney.bsky.social
Writer/Reporter/Humorist/Typo enthuziast. TV obsessed, politically depressed, and often hangry-in a gay way. Dog person with cat envy. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤
I tested positive for COVID-19, 9 days ago, and I'm going to be honest here, I am not much better, WHICH IS CRAZY. A full round of Paxlovid and nothing changed. I am so over this. Immunocompromised people, how long did it take for you to feel normal again?
March 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I tested positive for COVID-19, 9 days ago, and I'm going to be honest here, I am not much better, WHICH IS CRAZY. A full round of Paxlovid and nothing changed. I am so over this. Immunocompromised people, how long did it take for you to feel normal again?
I haven't been able to stop thinking about @roywoodjr.bsky.social calling the shooting range a "murder rehearsal" since I watched his special on Hulu. I'm also worried about that maniac buying 7 shotguns and wondering when he will pop up on the news. Extreme laughter and terror is a brand, Roy!
March 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I haven't been able to stop thinking about @roywoodjr.bsky.social calling the shooting range a "murder rehearsal" since I watched his special on Hulu. I'm also worried about that maniac buying 7 shotguns and wondering when he will pop up on the news. Extreme laughter and terror is a brand, Roy!
Knock-knock: "Would you like to attend our pagan-Christian-swingers-spiritual cosplay hoedown for undiagnosed bisexual austitics for Jesus? There will be vegan chicken wing dip and naked yoga."
Me: "My gay ass would rather get hit by a subway train on fire, but thanks."
Me: "My gay ass would rather get hit by a subway train on fire, but thanks."
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March 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Knock-knock: "Would you like to attend our pagan-Christian-swingers-spiritual cosplay hoedown for undiagnosed bisexual austitics for Jesus? There will be vegan chicken wing dip and naked yoga."
Me: "My gay ass would rather get hit by a subway train on fire, but thanks."
Me: "My gay ass would rather get hit by a subway train on fire, but thanks."
Having asthma, Crohn's disease, COVID-19, and the flu all at once is really a combo nobody should ever have to deal with. Especially after you just had your immunosuppressive infusion. Sick is an understatement. Keep your fingers crossed for me because this is not great. Round 2 of Pax.
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March 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Having asthma, Crohn's disease, COVID-19, and the flu all at once is really a combo nobody should ever have to deal with. Especially after you just had your immunosuppressive infusion. Sick is an understatement. Keep your fingers crossed for me because this is not great. Round 2 of Pax.
Typical NY interaction at 2:45 AM.
Neighbors text me to deal with the sus car out front.
Me, carrying my bat to the garbage: can I help you?
Him: It's me, Jimmy from across the street. I'm locked out.
Me: JFC Jimmy! I thought you were robbing us. Get your ass in the house! This is my only bat.
Neighbors text me to deal with the sus car out front.
Me, carrying my bat to the garbage: can I help you?
Him: It's me, Jimmy from across the street. I'm locked out.
Me: JFC Jimmy! I thought you were robbing us. Get your ass in the house! This is my only bat.
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March 8, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Typical NY interaction at 2:45 AM.
Neighbors text me to deal with the sus car out front.
Me, carrying my bat to the garbage: can I help you?
Him: It's me, Jimmy from across the street. I'm locked out.
Me: JFC Jimmy! I thought you were robbing us. Get your ass in the house! This is my only bat.
Neighbors text me to deal with the sus car out front.
Me, carrying my bat to the garbage: can I help you?
Him: It's me, Jimmy from across the street. I'm locked out.
Me: JFC Jimmy! I thought you were robbing us. Get your ass in the house! This is my only bat.
Officer Selzer in the #GabbyPetito #Netflix doc is absolutely useless. Officer Clueless says, "That's New York. This is Southwest Florida. We can't even file a missing person's report." Just add him to the pile of reasons to avoid Florida.
February 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Officer Selzer in the #GabbyPetito #Netflix doc is absolutely useless. Officer Clueless says, "That's New York. This is Southwest Florida. We can't even file a missing person's report." Just add him to the pile of reasons to avoid Florida.
Oof...that female cop in the #GabbyPetito doc on #Netflix, reminds me of this old favorite:
February 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Oof...that female cop in the #GabbyPetito doc on #Netflix, reminds me of this old favorite:
When does Merrick Garland get a cabinet position for helping Trump destroy democracy and turn it into an autocracy? Nobody worked harder to protect Trump than Merrick. I'm sure Daddy has a thank-you treat for him.
February 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
When does Merrick Garland get a cabinet position for helping Trump destroy democracy and turn it into an autocracy? Nobody worked harder to protect Trump than Merrick. I'm sure Daddy has a thank-you treat for him.
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Good to consider it might not just be the obvious woke trope
Wrote about the morally vacuous, strategically unsound (and also wrong!) anti-“woke”diagnosis everyone’s still sticking with, even in the midst of civil rights apocalypse.
Wokeness Is Not to Blame for Trump
How a misdiagnosis of the 2024 election has calcified into self-defeating conventional wisdom.
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February 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Good to consider it might not just be the obvious woke trope
There is a gathering in DC to protest. I wish that unity happened on election day, but at least we're pushing back a little. Now I am worried Trump will tear gas the crowd and build a narrative around unleashing the military on "unruly" U.S. civilians. He is dying to misspell, "Martial Law!"
February 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
There is a gathering in DC to protest. I wish that unity happened on election day, but at least we're pushing back a little. Now I am worried Trump will tear gas the crowd and build a narrative around unleashing the military on "unruly" U.S. civilians. He is dying to misspell, "Martial Law!"
I am so glad I married someone with a sense of humor, or else #Valentine'sDay would be a bummer.
February 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I am so glad I married someone with a sense of humor, or else #Valentine'sDay would be a bummer.
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Thinking of that story about Russians paying Taliban to target US soldiers in Afg during Trump’s first admin. He was briefed on it, denied it, and the whole right wing apparatus called it fake news. Then this came out in January, and no one seems to care. theins.ru/en/politics/...
February 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Thinking of that story about Russians paying Taliban to target US soldiers in Afg during Trump’s first admin. He was briefed on it, denied it, and the whole right wing apparatus called it fake news. Then this came out in January, and no one seems to care. theins.ru/en/politics/...
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The price of coffee is up 53% since last year.
USAID was helping Cornell University make coffee more affordable for Americans by working with growers to strengthen supply chains.
The administration said they would lower costs, but without USAID we'll all be paying more per cup☕️
USAID was helping Cornell University make coffee more affordable for Americans by working with growers to strengthen supply chains.
The administration said they would lower costs, but without USAID we'll all be paying more per cup☕️
February 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The price of coffee is up 53% since last year.
USAID was helping Cornell University make coffee more affordable for Americans by working with growers to strengthen supply chains.
The administration said they would lower costs, but without USAID we'll all be paying more per cup☕️
USAID was helping Cornell University make coffee more affordable for Americans by working with growers to strengthen supply chains.
The administration said they would lower costs, but without USAID we'll all be paying more per cup☕️
Watch Trump invite Drake to the White House.
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February 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Watch Trump invite Drake to the White House.
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With the Eagles obliterating the Chiefs, now is a good time to remind everyone that the last time the Eagles won the Super Bowl they refused to go to the White House because of Donald.
February 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
With the Eagles obliterating the Chiefs, now is a good time to remind everyone that the last time the Eagles won the Super Bowl they refused to go to the White House because of Donald.
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Whispers…Drake is probably not the only rich clown Kendrick is trolling at the Super Bowl.
February 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Whispers…Drake is probably not the only rich clown Kendrick is trolling at the Super Bowl.
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"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#superbowl
Exactly what's been on my mind since Batiste sang "Land of the Free " #SuperBowl
Eagles beating the Chiefs like they’re out here channeling the spirit of Jesse Owens in the 1936 Olympics.
February 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Exactly what's been on my mind since Batiste sang "Land of the Free " #SuperBowl
So far, cops & military flexing, "Land of the (not so) Free," united in grief, coin toss, Scientologists. I'm here for the Birds, but not for the 1980s-style propaganda. I'm gonna just say no.
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February 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
So far, cops & military flexing, "Land of the (not so) Free," united in grief, coin toss, Scientologists. I'm here for the Birds, but not for the 1980s-style propaganda. I'm gonna just say no.
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Check out my review of one of my favorite films, gathering gold this awards season, in @starrymag.bsky.social #ARealPain #AcademyAwardNominee #KieranCulkin #JesseEisenberg #Oscars2025
starrymag.com/a-real-pain/
starrymag.com/a-real-pain/
February 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Check out my review of one of my favorite films, gathering gold this awards season, in @starrymag.bsky.social #ARealPain #AcademyAwardNominee #KieranCulkin #JesseEisenberg #Oscars2025
starrymag.com/a-real-pain/
starrymag.com/a-real-pain/
Check out my review of one of my favorite films, gathering gold this awards season, in @starrymag.bsky.social #ARealPain #AcademyAwardNominee #KieranCulkin #JesseEisenberg #Oscars2025
starrymag.com/a-real-pain/
starrymag.com/a-real-pain/
February 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Check out my review of one of my favorite films, gathering gold this awards season, in @starrymag.bsky.social #ARealPain #AcademyAwardNominee #KieranCulkin #JesseEisenberg #Oscars2025
starrymag.com/a-real-pain/
starrymag.com/a-real-pain/
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California Governor Gavin Newsom is meeting with President Trump tomorrow at the White House.
February 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
California Governor Gavin Newsom is meeting with President Trump tomorrow at the White House.
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OMFG! 🔥🔥🔥🔥Rep. Jasmine Crockett:
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"We are going to be in your faces, we're gonna be on your ass, we're going to make sure you understand that this is what democracy looks like!"
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"We are going to be in your faces, we're gonna be on your ass, we're going to make sure you understand that this is what democracy looks like!"
February 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
OMFG! 🔥🔥🔥🔥Rep. Jasmine Crockett:
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"We are going to be in your faces, we're gonna be on your ass, we're going to make sure you understand that this is what democracy looks like!"
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"We are going to be in your faces, we're gonna be on your ass, we're going to make sure you understand that this is what democracy looks like!"
My heart will always be with Harris, and my mind with Buttigeige, but if she isn't thinking about round 2, and Pete doesn't step up in 2028, then I think we might need a psychopath to meet Trump on his own playing field.
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February 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
My heart will always be with Harris, and my mind with Buttigeige, but if she isn't thinking about round 2, and Pete doesn't step up in 2028, then I think we might need a psychopath to meet Trump on his own playing field.
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While you prepare for a new week you can feel safe because a child whose social media handle is
Bigballs
now has all your information, including your social security number, and is controlling all US government payments
Bigballs
now has all your information, including your social security number, and is controlling all US government payments
February 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
While you prepare for a new week you can feel safe because a child whose social media handle is
Bigballs
now has all your information, including your social security number, and is controlling all US government payments
Bigballs
now has all your information, including your social security number, and is controlling all US government payments