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Kel.lyJeannine
@kellyjeannine.bsky.social
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Madly in love with pineapple gummy bears. OIDV victim advocate. Family educator, parent-child advocate. Human lie detector. Mom. Michigander. Partaker of daily crochet therapy. Holding on by my fingernails in the wake of state-inflicted torture.
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Cracker Christ.
Illustration of the phrase "Christ on a cracker". A crucified Christ is nailed to a rectangular table cracker.
October 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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US government shuts down why?
October 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Remind them of this
October 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Hegseth: "Guys, I know what the military is supposed to look like."
September 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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September 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Bird describes the speaker's level of intelligence with "Brain of a fucking potato on this guy."
September 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Charlie Kirk is fine with it, so...

www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk...
September 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Charlie Kirk himself surely must understand, if not be in support of, the situation
www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk...
September 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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The man himself surely must be understanding of the situation...very surely.
www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk...
September 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Seems it was inevitable.
www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk...
September 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Karma?
www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk...
September 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Might be karma.
www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk...
September 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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It happens.
www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk...
September 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk...
September 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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September 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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I love this guy so much!!!
August 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Best depiction of FELON ever! 😄
June 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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June 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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ABC and Disney = cowardly fascist suck-ups.
June 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Trump's a chicken!
#TACO
May 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Ollie and Lola doing their best work on a happy #Caturday.
February 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM