Kelly J. Baker (she/her)
@kellyjbaker.bsky.social
writer. mother. little gremlin. PhD. MFA student. author of Gospel According to the Klan, The Zombies Are Coming, Grace Period, Final Girl, etc. co-host of @podonlyknows.bsky.social newsletter: https://www.kellyjbaker.com/newsletter/
Not all of my essays are sad, child, just like a bunch of them.
But I am also funny!
My mentor says so.
But I am also funny!
My mentor says so.
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Not all of my essays are sad, child, just like a bunch of them.
But I am also funny!
My mentor says so.
But I am also funny!
My mentor says so.
I DID. Thank you ❤️
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I DID. Thank you ❤️
Don't ask me how the self-eval went.
There were tears.
There were tears.
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Don't ask me how the self-eval went.
There were tears.
There were tears.
This is maybe why I shouldn't be in charge of my own learning objectives...
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This is maybe why I shouldn't be in charge of my own learning objectives...
Like I kind of knew the semester got away from me, but this is ridiculous.
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Like I kind of knew the semester got away from me, but this is ridiculous.
And another was supposed to be a slam dunk and it was at best a 50% success.
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
And another was supposed to be a slam dunk and it was at best a 50% success.
We have to figure out if we were successful at the learning objectives we designed for ourselves.
I outright failed at one I designed for myself.
I just...
I outright failed at one I designed for myself.
I just...
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
We have to figure out if we were successful at the learning objectives we designed for ourselves.
I outright failed at one I designed for myself.
I just...
I outright failed at one I designed for myself.
I just...
How did my self-eval go?
Not great, friends.
NOT GREAT.
Not great, friends.
NOT GREAT.
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
How did my self-eval go?
Not great, friends.
NOT GREAT.
Not great, friends.
NOT GREAT.
(of course, I still have to do my self evaluation for this semester...😭)
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
(of course, I still have to do my self evaluation for this semester...😭)
Skibidi, we hardly knew you.
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Skibidi, we hardly knew you.
That's good.
We haven't reached that moment yet. I'm waiting for it.
We haven't reached that moment yet. I'm waiting for it.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
That's good.
We haven't reached that moment yet. I'm waiting for it.
We haven't reached that moment yet. I'm waiting for it.
This instance of "6 7" brought to you by middle schoolers playing video games together online and saying it constantly while on the phone together.
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This instance of "6 7" brought to you by middle schoolers playing video games together online and saying it constantly while on the phone together.
I hear "6 7" when I wake up in the morning. I hear it until I go to sleep.
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I hear "6 7" when I wake up in the morning. I hear it until I go to sleep.