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Kelly_in_Phx 🌵
@kellyf.bsky.social
Liberal patriot, multi-pet owner, quilter. Aged-out punk rocker. A Minnesota heart in the Arizona sunshine.
Dafuq is going on in our society? Target is hawking these totally Lolita tights. Why the pink knees and photoshopped legs? I find it revolting.
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Plus Trump probably stole her desk anyway.
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Oh, ffs, it never ends with these people….
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
He literally stole the Resolute Desk.
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
He literally has no concept of what it means either to work overtime or even more importantly, go for more than a month without a paycheck. And the idea that Biden’s administration was less competent than his own? No words.
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Does satire need to be funny to be good? No. It can be incredibly unfunny and still slay.
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
That’s my Representative!!
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Congressional Republicans clutching their pearls because some members of the bar might be undermining faith in government!! They really care, after all!!!
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Are you f’ing kidding me??? When I think of a President in mental and physical decline, I’m not thinking about Biden!!
November 4, 2025 at 11:11 AM
i.e. It’s okay for my woman but not yours.
October 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Come on, NYT: do better. Has Trump offered one shred of evidence backing his drug-running claims?
October 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
October 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Portland versus Pepe. I like my chances!
October 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
October 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The Deerhunter really sharpened my perspective on war. Also it kicked off a lifelong adoration of Christopher Walken.
October 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
October 13, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Playing hard to get
October 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The four NIH directors who were fired this week. Yeah, what would they know about public health? What you really need is people who can do their own “research.”
October 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Can’t decide which is worse: believing in and lying about “the organization,” or choosing anti-fascists as your prime enemy.
October 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
With this one, it’s the tail… (same cat, different haircuts, different tail attitude)
October 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This tracks. One potential recruit was quoted in the article as saying, “Yeah, I’d do it! And I’d have fun doing it!”
October 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
October 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I can’t believe it’s been less than a year under this bozo. Including a snapshot to get around the character limit.
October 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
October 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This is what passes for a bunch of parsley these days. At most half the size of when Biden was President.

Yes, that’s a little tongue-in-cheek. But for all those dumbos who didn’t like the hateful politics but voted for Trump anyway because of the price of eggs… how’s that working out for you?
October 2, 2025 at 12:26 PM