are you free this weekend? we’re gonna conceal and carry at PF changs
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
are you free this weekend? we’re gonna conceal and carry at PF changs
I see football on the tv in my home and I start acting like professor umbridge
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I see football on the tv in my home and I start acting like professor umbridge
wouldn’t be thanksgiving without my brother describing scenes from family guy to me on the drive back to the suburbs
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
wouldn’t be thanksgiving without my brother describing scenes from family guy to me on the drive back to the suburbs
hate when a man wins dancing w the stars. like don’t you have enough
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
hate when a man wins dancing w the stars. like don’t you have enough
ya I served. in the fail army.
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
ya I served. in the fail army.
questlove follows david dobrik on instagram
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
questlove follows david dobrik on instagram
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if we got kate sanchez in a suit and tie, she would be our first she/they president
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
if we got kate sanchez in a suit and tie, she would be our first she/they president
we shouldn’t have ever let this garbage slide
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
we shouldn’t have ever let this garbage slide
any time I don’t sleep well I’m like damn what if I get kidnapped tomorrow and I’m too tired to fight them off
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
any time I don’t sleep well I’m like damn what if I get kidnapped tomorrow and I’m too tired to fight them off
I live life like my blood type b negative
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I live life like my blood type b negative
whoever invented a button fly on jeans should stand trial
October 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
whoever invented a button fly on jeans should stand trial
the idea of hooking up with Joe Keery is immediately ruined by the thought of having to text him after
October 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
the idea of hooking up with Joe Keery is immediately ruined by the thought of having to text him after
addicted to deleting and redownloading the MLB ballpark app
October 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
addicted to deleting and redownloading the MLB ballpark app
shoot, can’t tonight. have to review my large attachments
October 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
shoot, can’t tonight. have to review my large attachments
I don’t believe in using a bay leaf
October 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I don’t believe in using a bay leaf
twice baked potato is basically just a deviled egg
October 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
twice baked potato is basically just a deviled egg
who is keeping the lights on at the kendra scott on southport
October 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
who is keeping the lights on at the kendra scott on southport
my apologies to the cvs pharmacist who I trauma dumped on and used the phrase “crashing out”. y’all are the real heroes ✊🏼
September 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
my apologies to the cvs pharmacist who I trauma dumped on and used the phrase “crashing out”. y’all are the real heroes ✊🏼
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there should be a "no tesla" option on uber
September 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
there should be a "no tesla" option on uber
lime why does it have to be a public humiliation ritual when I’m in the no ride zone. lime doesn’t have a bluesky or I’d tag them to yell at them. guess they aren’t woke like that #boycottlime
September 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
lime why does it have to be a public humiliation ritual when I’m in the no ride zone. lime doesn’t have a bluesky or I’d tag them to yell at them. guess they aren’t woke like that #boycottlime
it would be so nice if go cubs go was like 70% less awful
September 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
it would be so nice if go cubs go was like 70% less awful
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i need everyone to know i’m not joking when i say this: boys should not be allowed to do karaoke
September 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
i need everyone to know i’m not joking when i say this: boys should not be allowed to do karaoke
I can’t believe Jimmy Kimmel got censored before the Skechers porn ads on the el
September 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I can’t believe Jimmy Kimmel got censored before the Skechers porn ads on the el
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kel just referred to a guy wearing a ton of makeup as “caked up”
September 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
kel just referred to a guy wearing a ton of makeup as “caked up”
wtf is wrong with Jimmy Fallon. what disease does he have
September 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
wtf is wrong with Jimmy Fallon. what disease does he have