Kelly Brown
kellyannbrown.bsky.social
Kelly Brown
@kellyannbrown.bsky.social
I tell stories.
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Our very own @kellyannbrown.bsky.social kicking off the @atxfestival.bsky.social Pitch Competition Finale.
May 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If someone wants to make $1M next year during #SXSW, set up sound proof napping/quiet pods right outside the convention hall that people can walk-up or reserve. Partner with some new science thing and market them as “Brain Breaks.” I would pay $100 for 10 minutes right now.
March 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
In the wake of whatever that orange buffoon said on TV last night, here’s a gentle reminder for the world (but especially for Americans who chose not to vote). Time to take our country back. #WeThePeople
March 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Trump and Vance are absolute lunatics and nobody is stopping them. If the Democrat and Republican leadership don’t step up, the people must. They work for us. Remember that. They work for us.
February 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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My writing/producing partner @kellyannbrown.bsky.social told me I should try Substack, so I'm now on Substack. For my first post, I write about writing a genre of TV some people don't realize is written. open.substack.com/pub/davidvie...
February 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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RONALD REAGAN (1988): We should be aware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends, weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.
February 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Hey so Tennessee passed a bill that allows the attorney general to remove elected officials from office for voting a specific way! Oh they also said immigrants have to have Identification with special markings now!

Not super concerning or scary at all!!!! Totally normal!!!!!
February 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Great! (She says sarcastically and with puns intended)
NEW: Donald Trump officially signs order to raise prices on Americans with 25% tariffs on Canada and Mexico and an additional 10% tariff on China. Retaliation is expected. The U.S. is now in a massive trade war.
February 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Just in case you need yet another reason to tell that orange sack of used maxi pads to go fuck himself with no lube… here you go!
When asked if he was going to visit the crash site he said, ‘what site? The water? You want me to go swimming?’ This is one of the last pics of the young skaters who died. He’s a sociopath. Anyone who voted for this monster should be ashamed at best.
January 31, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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I had to screenshot this.
January 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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I find it weird that so many people currently wave the Confederate flag and the Nazi flag, both flown by armies that ended by waving a white flag.
January 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Hi...

Yeah, we just moved in...

Why? Oh, because we heard this place is relatively Nazi-free.
January 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Today and in the coming days, remember
January 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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The Mainstream Media Will Try To Normalize Donald Trump. I won't.

The next four years aren't going to be easy, but I am not afraid of Donald Trump or his allies. Let's spread the truth. The unvarnished truth. open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
The Mainstream Media Will Try To Normalize Donald Trump. I won't.
This is why independent journalism is so critical in this moment.
open.substack.com
January 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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ICE is planning immigration raids starting Tuesday. Please amplify.
January 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Thank you, Aaron! I’ve been saying this for a month. The whole thing is bad theater. the dead part is that many Americans will buy into it.
The TikTok ban feels nothing more than like a stunt. Playing with the livelihoods of 170 million Americans was never the answer. My thoughts in this special, mid-day newsletter. open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
The TikTok Shutdown Feels Like A Stunt
What do you think?
open.substack.com
January 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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It was just as cold for Obama's inauguration in 2009, fyi.
January 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad

Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
January 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I feel like this book should have a rerelease.
I wrote a humorous book on how to campaign for president, but it came out during Trump's first presidential term and no one was in a laughing mood. Anyway, here's hoping my next book about doesn't encounter similar bad timing. It's a hysterical take on bird flu.
January 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM