Kelltick 🦎
@kelltick.bsky.social
A rude, disrespectful, useless, blind UNCULTURED SWINE
My therapist: you need to be more vulnerable with people in general
My horoscope: (see image)
Me: *running screaming from the room* NONONONO
My horoscope: (see image)
Me: *running screaming from the room* NONONONO
February 5, 2026 at 9:33 PM
My therapist: you need to be more vulnerable with people in general
My horoscope: (see image)
Me: *running screaming from the room* NONONONO
My horoscope: (see image)
Me: *running screaming from the room* NONONONO
Saw this today and said "say less horoscope"
January 21, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Saw this today and said "say less horoscope"
I care deeply about this.
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I care deeply about this.
My top concern at this time.
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
My top concern at this time.
My mom and I as these Struthiomimus in land before time except it's about sourdough not eggs.
December 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My mom and I as these Struthiomimus in land before time except it's about sourdough not eggs.
You're not wrong, horoscope.
September 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
You're not wrong, horoscope.
Uhhhh it's actually the number one thing I am thinking about today. Thanks costar.
August 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Uhhhh it's actually the number one thing I am thinking about today. Thanks costar.
I think getting a rotisserie chicken must be how great white sharks feel when they come upon a dead whale.
"ALL THIS FOR ME AND BASICALLY ZERO EFFORT ASIDE FROM PEELING MEAT FROM THE BONE?! THANKS I LOVE IT!"
"ALL THIS FOR ME AND BASICALLY ZERO EFFORT ASIDE FROM PEELING MEAT FROM THE BONE?! THANKS I LOVE IT!"
August 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I think getting a rotisserie chicken must be how great white sharks feel when they come upon a dead whale.
"ALL THIS FOR ME AND BASICALLY ZERO EFFORT ASIDE FROM PEELING MEAT FROM THE BONE?! THANKS I LOVE IT!"
"ALL THIS FOR ME AND BASICALLY ZERO EFFORT ASIDE FROM PEELING MEAT FROM THE BONE?! THANKS I LOVE IT!"
Co-star doesn't know that I live in America.
July 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Co-star doesn't know that I live in America.
Unfortunately this is my go to dance move if I'm not thinking.
June 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Unfortunately this is my go to dance move if I'm not thinking.
This feels less like it's about my day and more like a call out.
May 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This feels less like it's about my day and more like a call out.
My mom today being my captive audience and listening to me talk at length about the conclave and various facts about college of the cardinals and the new pope.
May 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
My mom today being my captive audience and listening to me talk at length about the conclave and various facts about college of the cardinals and the new pope.
If it wasn't intentional it should have been.
May 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If it wasn't intentional it should have been.
In a float in a swimming pool.
May 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
In a float in a swimming pool.
Thanks Costar, I know, but it's nice to be validated
April 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Thanks Costar, I know, but it's nice to be validated
I'm book clubbing with my teen cousin and I need authors (and editors) of YA to be so incredibly for real. WHAT IS SHE 2 FEET TALL? Are the stools 4 feet tall? She specifically says she's just over 5 feet? Why can't she sit on a stool? We get it, she's tiny you don't need to make her a toddler.
February 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I'm book clubbing with my teen cousin and I need authors (and editors) of YA to be so incredibly for real. WHAT IS SHE 2 FEET TALL? Are the stools 4 feet tall? She specifically says she's just over 5 feet? Why can't she sit on a stool? We get it, she's tiny you don't need to make her a toddler.
I'm actually concerned.
February 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I'm actually concerned.
Oh look they are making room for this picture of Taylor Swift.
January 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Oh look they are making room for this picture of Taylor Swift.
Obsessed with the fact that they just stole this image for the puzzle I'm doing rn
January 26, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Obsessed with the fact that they just stole this image for the puzzle I'm doing rn
