PA’s squonk. It cries all the time. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squonk

Appreciate you.

Glad you’re okay. What times. Take care.

I never have the energy for family zoom. Phone, okay. Zoom, hard no.

I have some ridiculous stories from Pittsburgh Public School bussing. It’s WAY better now than during the pandemic (I’ll never forget the night the bus was 2 hours late and my kid got off it sobbing) but still a mess. No shows, ridic wait times, over an hour to get 3 miles, etc etc etc.

Murderbot!!!!

“No worries, class actions are available.”
“Ok can everyone join”
“Well, no”
“So it’s a constitutional right and some people won’t get remedies”
“well, depends on the circuit”
“Um. So if you’re in the right circuit…”
“And the administration follows circuit precedent…”
“Wait, what?”

If you're a Democrat saying don't be "weak and woke" you're just announcing that you're the former. Weak, sniveling, willing to take messaging direction from Republicans rather than stick their heads on figurative spikes

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