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Kelli Marshall
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Chicago and movies, one tour at a time: chicagomovietours.com. Ph.D. Transplant from Louisiana. Hardcore Gene Kelly fan.
Ahem. “Trump Tower’s commercial space has sat vacant for 16 years, becoming the longest-running retail vacancy Downtown.” (Block Club Chicago, Aug 11, 2025)
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores

You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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The queer pop anthem this administration did not ask for. 💕🐴🤥 #BigPhonySchmuck #NewVideo #parody
Big Phony Schmuck! - Randy Rainbow Song Parody
YouTube video by Randy Rainbow
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The amount of content he evidently had to sift through to make this is incredible. #NowWatching
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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View of Autumn 2025 in Chicago
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Adding Gary Cole, Mary Steenburgen, and silly Jason Mantzoukas? I’m in!
A Man on the Inside | Season 2 Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
That is one potent rat. 👀 #IYKYK #AppleTV
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This is neither “weird” nor “fabulous.” My score: zero. #GenX
I have never done (9) (it's anti-social), (13) (Blockbuster never operated in my country), or (20) (those things were *expensive*).

I am teh oldz.
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I’m guessing this would not work with a woman guide…
‘I try to make them feel as ignorant as possible’: German museum’s ‘grumpy guide’ is surprise hit
Performance artist’s aggressive art historian shouts at visitors and insults curators – and his tours are sold out
www.theguardian.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Well, that was great.
“Peaceable Kingdom” - Patti Smith (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Get High On Nature. Autumn is alive on Thursday in Chicago's Lincoln Park Pond.
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
“There’s movie-type music, there’s zooming in, you’re moving through a rapid-edited action sequence. It’s like outtakes from a motion picture. High quality.” #MediaLiteracyFTW
Watch how government propaganda techniques portray Chicago as a city at war with the feds
The government’s social media storytelling doesn’t always match what’s happening across the city and suburbs. The diverging sources of information are creating “parallel universes," journalism profess...
www.wbez.org
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
“Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino lied repeatedly in his deposition testimony about force that his agents and he personally inflicted in incidents across the Chicago area.”
Chicago federal judge to issue sweeping injunction limiting use of force by immigration agents in ‘Operation Midway Blitz’
The incoming preliminary injunction replaces a temporary restraining order issued by U.S. District Judge Sara Ellis in early October that was set to expire at 11:30 a.m.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Happy Nov. 5 to all who celebrate! ⏰
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Wednesday's WOW! This morning's spectacular panorama sunrise over Chicago.
November 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Ohhhhh, their discussion that Gen X never calls in sick (and Gen Z will if they detect a tiny tickle in their throat) really tracks. 😬
November 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Neighbors have a container called “Compost Malone,” and it tickles me every time I see it. 🗑️
Here’s where you can compost your pumpkins in Chicago: blockclubchi.co/47VoHXA
November 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
So now he’s reneging? 😡 #FFS
Trump says SNAP will only get paid after shutdown
The post appears to defy two federal courts' rulings.
www.axios.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Dear, time change:
a man is sitting at a table with his head in his hands and covering his ears .
Alt: “You’re tearing me apart!”
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Let Rachel go makeup free, FFS.
November 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
RIP, Diane Ladd.
November 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Fall in the ‘burbs.
November 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Well, isn’t that convenient? “One of the biggest mergers of the year comes weeks after the administration [falsely] linked the common painkiller to autism.”
Huggies maker Kimberly-Clark is buying Tylenol maker Kenvue — NPR
One of the biggest mergers of the year, worth $49 billion, comes just weeks after the Trump administration linked the common painkiller to autism, which the company is fighting.
apple.news
November 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM