Kelli Not Kelly ☮️
@kelligreenivy.bsky.social
Hey 👋🏽
Nice to meet you!
I’m a writer,educator,student,creator,weirdo,etc.
✌🏽✝️💚🇺🇸💙🏳️🌈✍🏽♌️🫶🏽
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Nice to meet you!
I’m a writer,educator,student,creator,weirdo,etc.
✌🏽✝️💚🇺🇸💙🏳️🌈✍🏽♌️🫶🏽
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I made zucchini latkes and we put lox on them :3 extremely decadent (and I make a great latke)
December 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I made zucchini latkes and we put lox on them :3 extremely decadent (and I make a great latke)
Just went to my first spa and omg 🧖🏾♀️how can I go back. The hot stones , child!
a woman in a blue dress is sitting in a blue chair with her eyes closed
ALT: a woman in a blue dress is sitting in a blue chair with her eyes closed
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Just went to my first spa and omg 🧖🏾♀️how can I go back. The hot stones , child!
We really be like: kids brains aren’t developed so their thought process doesn’t always work correctly.
& then proceed to charge them as adults because *checks notes* “they know better.”
But…we know there’s a difference between knowledge and wisdom/application…and still.
Idk bro. I’m confused.
& then proceed to charge them as adults because *checks notes* “they know better.”
But…we know there’s a difference between knowledge and wisdom/application…and still.
Idk bro. I’m confused.
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
We really be like: kids brains aren’t developed so their thought process doesn’t always work correctly.
& then proceed to charge them as adults because *checks notes* “they know better.”
But…we know there’s a difference between knowledge and wisdom/application…and still.
Idk bro. I’m confused.
& then proceed to charge them as adults because *checks notes* “they know better.”
But…we know there’s a difference between knowledge and wisdom/application…and still.
Idk bro. I’m confused.
It will never not be baffling to me that even AFTER getting his member chopped off , Mr. Bobbitt continued to rack up abuse and assault charges against new partners. Some people really don’t learn sh*t and don’t want to learn sh*t, huh?
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It will never not be baffling to me that even AFTER getting his member chopped off , Mr. Bobbitt continued to rack up abuse and assault charges against new partners. Some people really don’t learn sh*t and don’t want to learn sh*t, huh?
Wake me up when September ends fr. This month is eating me alive.
September 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Wake me up when September ends fr. This month is eating me alive.
Saying goodbye to one of the most beautiful people to walk this Earth is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do.
September 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Saying goodbye to one of the most beautiful people to walk this Earth is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do.
I just know his mama is pissed
September 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I just know his mama is pissed
Adulting skill level: Avoiding saying,”nice” when the number “69” appears in work settings.
September 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Adulting skill level: Avoiding saying,”nice” when the number “69” appears in work settings.
I’m so happy I don’t say sh*t that I’m ashamed to say, because I do believe in being able to vent in private, but baby if it’s somehow publicized I’ma stand on it 🤷🏽♀️
September 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I’m so happy I don’t say sh*t that I’m ashamed to say, because I do believe in being able to vent in private, but baby if it’s somehow publicized I’ma stand on it 🤷🏽♀️
Bro idk who raised some of y’all lil humans out here , but im about ready to lose it. I need answers for why y’all are like this.
September 24, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Bro idk who raised some of y’all lil humans out here , but im about ready to lose it. I need answers for why y’all are like this.
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This is a bit of a sudden thing to post, but what happened to Celeste was horrifying. D4vd groomed this teenager for years, murdered her, and was on tour while she was missing for months, and it’s even more disturbing part is how open a lot of this was while his fans shielded him. (+)
Celeste Rivas Hernandez's family is going through a really tough time after her tragic passing. They’re seeking support to help lay her to rest, and every donation, no matter how small, makes a meaningful difference for them.
gofund.me/4a3e8fdc2
gofund.me/4a3e8fdc2
Donate to Help Lay Celeste Rivas Hernandez to Rest, organized by Esmeralda Lozano
As many of you know, Celeste Rivas Hernandez has been identified as the body… Esmeralda Lozano needs your support for Help Lay Celeste Rivas Hernandez to Rest
gofund.me
September 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This is a bit of a sudden thing to post, but what happened to Celeste was horrifying. D4vd groomed this teenager for years, murdered her, and was on tour while she was missing for months, and it’s even more disturbing part is how open a lot of this was while his fans shielded him. (+)
Coveting, adultery, bearing false witness…people be breaking commandments like wishbones and forgiving the wackest of wack stuff all day...but let a person be even assumed to be LGBTQ and they lose their marbles.
I will never understand why that particular “sin” gets to them sooo heated.
I will never understand why that particular “sin” gets to them sooo heated.
September 21, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Coveting, adultery, bearing false witness…people be breaking commandments like wishbones and forgiving the wackest of wack stuff all day...but let a person be even assumed to be LGBTQ and they lose their marbles.
I will never understand why that particular “sin” gets to them sooo heated.
I will never understand why that particular “sin” gets to them sooo heated.
My man once drove 2 hrs after work to bring me food & medicine when I was home sick , even though he could only sit for 3 hours so he could be ready for work in the AM.
My ex lived around the corner, had a part timer at best, & I saw him maybe once a week.
I’m convinced I was in full delusion b4.
My ex lived around the corner, had a part timer at best, & I saw him maybe once a week.
I’m convinced I was in full delusion b4.
September 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My man once drove 2 hrs after work to bring me food & medicine when I was home sick , even though he could only sit for 3 hours so he could be ready for work in the AM.
My ex lived around the corner, had a part timer at best, & I saw him maybe once a week.
I’m convinced I was in full delusion b4.
My ex lived around the corner, had a part timer at best, & I saw him maybe once a week.
I’m convinced I was in full delusion b4.
Reading the phrase “punch nazis” or seeing a photo of someone throwing a swastika in the garbage and trying to call it “anti-white” rhetoric is some wild mental gymnastics. Like do they hear themselves ???
This was posted by a Palm Beach councilman in FL. Stay frosty and train where it’s safe.
September 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Reading the phrase “punch nazis” or seeing a photo of someone throwing a swastika in the garbage and trying to call it “anti-white” rhetoric is some wild mental gymnastics. Like do they hear themselves ???
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MAGA has no empathy.
when they seem to, or pretend to, care it is just a selfish possessiveness.
I would almost bet that if this wasn't an image, it would get flagged. Why???
Because that is where we are at now.
#TheAlliedForces
when they seem to, or pretend to, care it is just a selfish possessiveness.
I would almost bet that if this wasn't an image, it would get flagged. Why???
Because that is where we are at now.
#TheAlliedForces
September 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
MAGA has no empathy.
when they seem to, or pretend to, care it is just a selfish possessiveness.
I would almost bet that if this wasn't an image, it would get flagged. Why???
Because that is where we are at now.
#TheAlliedForces
when they seem to, or pretend to, care it is just a selfish possessiveness.
I would almost bet that if this wasn't an image, it would get flagged. Why???
Because that is where we are at now.
#TheAlliedForces
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I think the fact that to this day there are acts of underground punk acts that are LITERALLY only available in YouTube compilations and they're still touring and selling albums somehow is the proof that you don't necessarily need to aim for an insustainably huge audience to be a creative
September 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I think the fact that to this day there are acts of underground punk acts that are LITERALLY only available in YouTube compilations and they're still touring and selling albums somehow is the proof that you don't necessarily need to aim for an insustainably huge audience to be a creative
Celeste Rivas Hernandez's family is going through a really tough time after her tragic passing. They’re seeking support to help lay her to rest, and every donation, no matter how small, makes a meaningful difference for them.
gofund.me/4a3e8fdc2
gofund.me/4a3e8fdc2
Donate to Help Lay Celeste Rivas Hernandez to Rest, organized by Esmeralda Lozano
As many of you know, Celeste Rivas Hernandez has been identified as the body… Esmeralda Lozano needs your support for Help Lay Celeste Rivas Hernandez to Rest
gofund.me
September 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Celeste Rivas Hernandez's family is going through a really tough time after her tragic passing. They’re seeking support to help lay her to rest, and every donation, no matter how small, makes a meaningful difference for them.
gofund.me/4a3e8fdc2
gofund.me/4a3e8fdc2
Hey um…this D4vd criminal case and the death of Celeste Rivas Hernandez is some of the scariest/saddest “in plain sight” stuff I’ve ever heard.
September 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Hey um…this D4vd criminal case and the death of Celeste Rivas Hernandez is some of the scariest/saddest “in plain sight” stuff I’ve ever heard.
Accidentally wrote , “I’ll put it on my BBC calendar…” in a work text and didn’t notice for 30 minutes. It’s too late to asterisk save &I don’t even know if that would be more awkward…and no one responded sooo…just gonna ignore that one.
September 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Accidentally wrote , “I’ll put it on my BBC calendar…” in a work text and didn’t notice for 30 minutes. It’s too late to asterisk save &I don’t even know if that would be more awkward…and no one responded sooo…just gonna ignore that one.
Y’all ever hear a song and think, “Whitney Houston woulda loved this.😎”?
September 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Y’all ever hear a song and think, “Whitney Houston woulda loved this.😎”?
Some of y’all are dumb in real life. Like I hate to say it but…damn.
September 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Some of y’all are dumb in real life. Like I hate to say it but…damn.
I feel so oddly angry lately. Like Idk. I’m just irritated af.
September 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I feel so oddly angry lately. Like Idk. I’m just irritated af.
Can someone let me know if Lil Nas X is okay? I know I can look it up but i got frustrated with too many articles
September 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Can someone let me know if Lil Nas X is okay? I know I can look it up but i got frustrated with too many articles
We all hate the way it feels to write on a single sheet of paper, right?
Like feeling the desk or whatever the surface is underneath makes all of us ache a bit…right?
…even worse with a pen ?
Like feeling the desk or whatever the surface is underneath makes all of us ache a bit…right?
…even worse with a pen ?
August 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
We all hate the way it feels to write on a single sheet of paper, right?
Like feeling the desk or whatever the surface is underneath makes all of us ache a bit…right?
…even worse with a pen ?
Like feeling the desk or whatever the surface is underneath makes all of us ache a bit…right?
…even worse with a pen ?