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Kelley Skovron
@kelleyskovron.com
I write fantasy, horror, and adventure novels. Next up, GOING UNDER from Bad Egg comics!
Author Site: https://kelleyskovron.com
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These bangs are workin'
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It's Bandcamp Friday, ya'll, when artists get 100% of the money you spend!

Instead of paying $15 a month to Spotify so they can throw AI slop at you, why not put that money toward the slow but sure investment of your very own music collection which can never be taken away! 🤯
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Look, I can explain...
November 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
October 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Unknown genders... 🤔
October 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Ah NYC how I've missed you 🥰
October 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The weather has finally turned and that means it's time for my famous hot dog soup!
October 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Thanks for replying! Are you aware that the school-day.com domain mail server is being used to host Disney+ phishing scams?
October 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The website looks slightly better than the previous one. The phone number ended up being another dead end voicemail, BUT there's a @sparkrock.bsky.social account! Hi! Are ya'll affiliated with School-Day.com?
October 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Oh, I think it might be part of a larger scam! I called this number, which supposedly has bilingual 24/7 support and was met with a recorded message that was not bilingual (or had a bilingual option), and did not offer any actual support, just a voice mail. But the AI voice was pretty convincing!
October 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This new fake Disney+ scam message is impressively sophisticated, as long as you don't bother to check the email address it's coming from. Even then, it's using a real domain, just not a relevant one. Has it been hijacked? Or part of a larger scam?
October 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It's #BandcampFriday, your monthly opportunity to *directly* support favorite musicians by purchasing and downloading their music like we did in olden times so nobody can ever take it from you even if you stop paying for a subscription!

(also you can stream it from the bandcamp app on your phone)
October 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
@theverge.com hmm, I think alt text for your subscriber welcome email needs some tweaking...
September 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Drew this card for present status in a quick 3 card pull...

Touché, divination deck. You're not wrong...
September 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Potentially the gayest album ever, and a childhood favorite of mine. Saw her in concert when I was like 8? Insisted on meeting her at the stage door after.
September 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It's one of those days when I'm seriously tempted to just say fuck it all and fire up a new play-through of Elden Ring to de-stress for the remainder of the day.

Also, is it weird that I find Elden Ring soothing?
September 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Using a 5 card pull to meditate on my current writing career slump and this card came up as my future TWICE IN A ROW 😬

Yay? I guess?
September 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It's POSSIBLE that I have constructed a divination deck comprised entirely of my beloved Yugioh cards, and that meditating on this deck pleases me immeasurably...

(and yes, it has 78 cards) #witchsky
September 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
It's #bandcampfriday!!! That means artists get ALL the money from your purchase! I just took advantage of the discount being generously offered by @djsabrina.bsky.social (check out their feed for code) so that I could by even MORE music! #bandcamp
September 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Now that we are both adults paying rent, my son finally felt comfortable telling me that I type "so freaking loud" that he can hear me all the way over on the other side of the apartment... 😬
September 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Oooookaaaaaay Firefox what the actual fuck did you just do to my new tab page??? I had this page LOCKED DOWN to only display a few links I regularly use and nothing else. Now there are forced sponsored links and a "Popular Today"????

This is a WHOLE NEW LEVEL of enshitification
August 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Ooooh I found a folder of old gifs on my computer!!!!
August 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Cool! The latest version of Ghost.io has direct integration with both the Fediverse and Bsky's AT Protocol, aka "the social web." Not totally sure how it all works yet, but apparently you can follow my witch blog right from your bsky feed using
@witch.velvetgraves.com.ap.brid.gy

I think?
August 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I think maybe you forgot a decimal??? 😱
August 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Well that's no good
July 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM